<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><i><chatserver>chat.bilibili.com</chatserver><chatid>0</chatid><mission>0</mission><maxlimit>3000</maxlimit><state>0</state><real_name>0</real_name><source>DF</source><info>{&quot;sourceFile&quot;: {&quot;fileName&quot;: &quot;[VCB-Studio] Shinmai Maou no Testament BURST [07][Ma10p_1080p][x265_flac].mkv&quot;, &quot;duration&quot;: 1530.41}, &quot;clippedFile&quot;: {&quot;cid&quot;: &quot;0&quot;, &quot;fileName&quot;: &quot;新妹魔王的契約者 BURST（僅限港澳台） EP07 07.mp4&quot;, &quot;duration&quot;: 1420.17}, &quot;offset&quot;: [{&quot;pos&quot;: 0, &quot;offset_seconds&quot;: 0}, {&quot;pos&quot;: 10, &quot;confidence&quot;: 32, &quot;offset_seconds&quot;: 0.88236}, {&quot;pos&quot;: 438.0, &quot;confidence&quot;: 43, &quot;offset_seconds&quot;: 29.72154}, {&quot;pos&quot;: 478.0, &quot;confidence&quot;: 5, &quot;offset_seconds&quot;: 109.27311}, {&quot;pos&quot;: 1152.0, &quot;confidence&quot;: 39, &quot;offset_seconds&quot;: 124.78404}, {&quot;pos&quot;: 1158.0, &quot;confidence&quot;: 64, &quot;offset_seconds&quot;: 109.27311}, {&quot;pos&quot;: 1161.0, &quot;confidence&quot;: 100, &quot;offset_seconds&quot;: 83.49896}, {&quot;pos&quot;: 1166.0, &quot;confidence&quot;: 16, &quot;offset_seconds&quot;: 109.27311}]}</info><d p="2.084,1,25,16777215,1502897310,0,933fa23c,3706623903">11111快完结了哦</d><d p="2.226,1,25,16777215,1501471828,0,e9a0adb3,3628923897">本集高能</d><d p="7.538,1,25,16777215,1583058699,0,6ac2e238,29316362864164868">谢谢提醒哈哈</d><d p="8.489,1,25,41194,1526578648,0,aa7a6ca0,4543923711">都不是正常人</d><d p="12.06136,1,25,16777215,1583058708,0,6ac2e238,29316367548153860">谢谢提醒哈哈</d><d p="40.14036,1,25,41194,1570212869,0,c00f71c9,22581448263860224">綿羊？</d><d p="45.08136,1,25,16777215,1590982831,0,64a6c7df,33470890172219396"> 男主他爸？</d><d p="48.298359999999995,5,25,16777215,1564044153,0,e454663a,19347264686784516">居然加了效果音</d><d p="53.77136,1,25,16777215,1541333038,0,e5dac66a,7440099496689664">蜜汁音效</d><d p="55.29436,1,25,16777215,1514765097,0,b8c6d82a,4146963700">加特效了</d><d p="73.46136,1,25,16777215,1504544165,0,7ae16f6a,3788569813">加特效了?</d><d p="125.68936000000001,1,25,16777215,1505094100,0,ba6287d5,3804241300">别告诉我男主爸救的那女的是男主老妈之一</d><d p="134.55936,1,25,16777215,1564847905,0,35149ad3,19768661815853056">太太，我...</d><d p="175.26536000000002,1,25,16777215,1539438997,0,7b3274f,6447076637933570">毛巾</d><d p="211.44036,1,25,14811775,1534641126,0,e5c9cc1e,3931610214825988">真是糟糕的台词啊</d><d p="215.31136,1,25,16777215,1502547276,0,6c07a140,3687378612">粗#(手动哲学符号)暴</d><d p="215.77836,1,25,16777215,1641774335,0,7c008b39,962031864190984200">基友真的很好，已经尽力了再多也帮不了什么</d><d p="232.22436000000002,1,25,16777215,1538448878,0,a436ef11,5927969079951360">高能</d><d p="237.20536,1,25,15138834,1549931327,0,ec83598a,11948079382003712">我明白了，你们今天晚上又要加班了！</d><d p="253.83336,1,25,16777215,1522683393,0,f2a521b1,4431659801">接下来是啪啪啪的 情节哦</d><d p="258.71236,1,25,16777215,1547562093,0,9839077d,10705918162370562">个位请带好耳机，</d><d p="259.94636,1,25,16777215,1582726038,0,f2da778f,29141952519208964">收到收到</d><d p="263.56936,1,25,16777215,1584021673,0,11c79dbc,29821238478635012">注意调小音量</d><d p="263.60036,1,25,16777215,1564848043,0,35149ad3,19768734202200064">谢谢提醒</d><d p="267.46436,1,25,16777215,1561724637,0,95ed0285,18131170177843200">？？</d><d p="267.69236,1,25,16777215,1595900904,0,c4c8f8fa,36049376841302020">okok</d><d p="268.88736,1,25,16777215,1535040672,0,27e8f700,4141087704219650">这就是所谓的啪啪啪情节</d><d p="273.56836,1,25,16777215,1525405505,0,6e0d8c10,4509257747">见福打</d><d p="275.20136,1,25,16777215,1504404126,0,ede81eb3,3783088444">气氛完全被妳破坏了好吗？</d><d p="276.12736,1,25,16777215,1582977679,0,a05b4d2,29273885172563972">福利来了</d><d p="277.49236,1,25,16777215,1519131887,0,3acb1641,4324552828">emmm</d><d p="279.13836,1,25,16777215,1518159520,0,2b955514,4279091248">怎麼都沒彈幕</d><d p="281.75336,1,25,16777215,1501471887,0,e9a0adb3,3628929551">男主一人泡五个</d><d p="284.12636000000003,5,25,16707842,1502298894,0,fcdefa5f,3673942106">福利的味道</d><d p="285.69336,1,25,16777215,1524235484,0,8f80bff2,4474418187">又在傳教了</d><d p="287.40236,1,25,16777215,1500415573,0,4d2330e7,3576208191">男主肾亏了明天还怎么打</d><d p="288.36636,1,25,16777215,1502725405,0,e312e15,3697321566">要搞事情</d><d p="290.74036,1,25,16777215,1541650340,0,94ff2a2e,7606456851890176">開始吧</d><d p="291.22436,1,25,16777215,1502871093,0,403fbbf1,3704639217">自古7，8出什么来着</d><d p="292.91436,1,25,16777215,1536940514,0,b583a0c4,5137151953993732">你们这一群群人啊……</d><d p="294.98936000000003,1,25,16777215,1537808367,0,eadf59ac,5592156636971008">喂，你们把男主榨干，明天还打毛啊</d><d p="295.07836000000003,1,25,16777215,1516405118,0,c7b1679b,4194547768">6p</d><d p="295.61336,1,25,16777215,1518534079,0,3db5b5dd,4295988856">还没打就虚了。。。</d><d p="296.39136,1,25,16777215,1513340082,0,8f460a9d,4037341090">說白了就是趕緊做點舒服的事</d><d p="299.92036,1,25,16777215,1528104346,0,daf60fa2,504454986072066">肾亏了怎么打+1</d><d p="300.43736,1,25,16777215,1594020926,0,c0351c46,35063726711242756">哇不是吧阿sir</d><d p="300.56936,1,25,16777215,1569663654,0,5ca97703,22293501251158016">我想起高兴的事情</d><d p="301.66936,1,25,16707842,1519214674,0,adb93dd3,4328194650">这还用等七八么？</d><d p="302.06236,1,25,16777215,1522683441,0,f2a521b1,4431661822">男主会喝药的</d><d p="302.50736,5,25,15138834,1525087918,0,dfbf9ebc,4499761911">此时不做更待何时？</d><d p="305.17536,1,25,16777215,1505836666,0,270cffde,3823840171">喂喂</d><d p="305.36636,1,25,15138834,1549931418,0,ec83598a,11948127041880066">你怎么这么熟练</d><d p="305.74836,1,25,16777215,1523553923,0,a230efbc,4456002370">我也开始脱裤子了</d><d p="306.08336,1,25,16777215,1518436819,0,aae9dac,4291526529">喂喂</d><d p="307.30436000000003,1,25,16777215,1525938225,0,241bc335,4525613789">，，，</d><d p="307.68036,1,25,16777215,1653836983,0,ccd4c58b,1063220694197832400">离谱</d><d p="308.22236,5,25,15772458,1511715861,0,40e08af5,3991580850">不是还有一个没签订吗？</d><d p="308.98636,1,25,16777215,1547562177,0,9839077d,10705962074636290">这这这，肾宝得喝一火车皮吧</d><d p="309.16936,1,25,16777215,1497852144,0,248c7a02,3471641132">全都是套路</d><d p="310.01836000000003,1,25,16777215,1584959303,0,cbd1c92f,30312826415874116">。。。</d><d p="310.93736,1,25,16777215,1705388978,0,bc85859a,1495670167114639000">好的，我也脱</d><d p="311.28436,1,25,15138834,1504404197,0,ede81eb3,3783091828">教练我要学这个！</d><d p="311.87936,1,25,16777215,1535115349,0,bdae66d9,4180239924068356">我就笑笑就行</d><d p="312.87436,1,25,16777215,1518534102,0,3db5b5dd,4295991862">喂喂</d><d p="312.98136,1,25,16707842,1503382085,0,71390a3,3732276903">搞事的BGM</d><d p="313.47736000000003,1,25,16777215,1622111010,0,e8eb6c2,49791021009600520">震惊魔王一整年</d><d p="314.23836,1,25,16777215,1584959309,0,cbd1c92f,30312830072782852">。。。。</d><d p="314.93536,1,18,16777215,1505410610,0,f7331097,3811911677">让我想起了鲁鲁修</d><d p="315.09036000000003,1,25,16707842,1523157974,0,66eab899,4446108881">教练，我要学这个</d><d p="317.26336,5,25,16777215,1534605371,0,755eb987,3912864525451264">等等好像就四个签订契约了吧</d><d p="317.59336,1,25,16777215,1594020943,0,c0351c46,35063735724277770">喂喂</d><d p="317.78136,1,25,16777215,1508023438,0,57ff70c5,3894788484">除了紫毛大家都是一脸情愿</d><d p="320.65036,1,25,16777215,1501945202,0,86b49957,3655267393">对不起，我笑了</d><d p="321.25136000000003,1,25,16777215,1531616740,0,7fdd9b4a,2345961078128640">？？？等下我记得好像有一个没有签订啊</d><d p="321.44536,1,25,16777215,1501471944,0,e9a0adb3,3628931580">马赛克高能</d><d p="322.52736,1,25,16777215,1502946706,0,3696827,3708577991">抱歉，中間那個你先退下</d><d p="328.65336,1,25,16777215,1500080995,0,bd10bac9,3560649125">一次五個  少女你需要保養腎</d><d p="329.23536,1,25,16777215,1529898440,0,e80d153e,1445076892909572">刃更:嗯 看來要射五次</d><d p="329.34636,1,25,16777215,1506176119,0,e73454f3,3832196587">紫毛没契约吧？</d><d p="329.91836,1,25,16777215,1602253678,0,fbf8b044,39380060029321220">哦！</d><d p="331.95136,1,25,16777215,1500415574,0,4d2330e7,3576208652"> 是少年</d><d p="333.62336,1,25,16777215,1556805067,0,b0447794,15551898536378370">紫毛何時被調教了??</d><d p="335.38136000000003,1,25,16777215,1502629046,0,b30f5fb,3691774911">6P</d><d p="336.35136,5,25,15772458,1511715993,0,40e08af5,3991581588">紫毛没签呢</d><d p="338.40536000000003,1,25,15138834,1549931465,0,ec83598a,11948151629938690">，，，，，真TM熟练</d><d p="338.84736,1,25,16777215,1602411511,0,b1df8963,39462810049576970">翻牌子么</d><d p="340.28136,1,25,16777215,1502160237,0,56fb9f67,3665753304">厉害了我的哥</d><d p="340.34536,1,25,16777215,1602080299,0,7aebe3f2,39289159256899590">bgm挺好</d><d p="340.80136,1,25,41194,1526578917,0,aa7a6ca0,4543928304">6p，厉害啦，城会玩</d><d p="343.50836,1,25,16777215,1519331597,0,47d5fd92,4333575953">万里亚和紫毛妹妹有七元吗。</d><d p="345.22036,1,25,16777215,1519331608,0,47d5fd92,4333576080">发错了，是说有契约吗</d><d p="346.74336,1,25,16777215,1505094292,0,ba6287d5,3804244891">搞的很严肃一样</d><d p="354.88236,1,25,16777215,1503730801,0,abab42d0,3751280599">事后？</d><d p="365.34936,1,25,16777215,1522683504,0,f2a521b1,4431664493">就这样？</d><d p="367.37736,1,25,16777215,1622111106,0,e8eb6c2,49791071373754370">你们这是什么魔界啊，害人不浅啊</d><d p="367.37736,1,25,16777215,1622111081,0,e8eb6c2,49791058171133960">好吧，半斤八两</d><d p="371.14236,1,25,16777215,1529046103,0,66da19ea,998206973411328">鬼畜??</d><d p="373.34336,1,25,16777215,1530812465,0,750fff3,1924289092648960">应该是剪了?</d><d p="376.46836,1,25,16777215,1522683515,0,f2a521b1,4431664989">男主要被他上</d><d p="378.43236,1,25,16777215,1500387003,0,b2501299,3575206019">贝鲁菲格鲁不是懒惰的恶魔吗？</d><d p="379.62736,1,25,16777215,1513340477,0,8f460a9d,4037345344">我擦你大爺的鍋</d><d p="384.50636000000003,1,25,16777215,1642241156,0,78f64a25,965947844871807000">裤子都没脱就不行了？</d><d p="389.80336,1,25,16777215,1597636548,0,ca4ea7e5,36959353928941576">腎帝啊這是</d><d p="396.29636,1,25,16777215,1547353584,0,219b0954,10596599668408322">这人真强大啊</d><d p="398.09836,5,25,16777215,1534605484,0,755eb987,3912923426586624">真是可怜她们了，反派长得奇形怪状的</d><d p="398.33336,1,25,16777215,1502343148,0,44210cc0,3675612662">666</d><d p="401.17736,1,25,16777215,1622111180,0,e8eb6c2,49791110098190340">奇怪的面具下是一张英俊的脸</d><d p="404.14736,1,25,16777215,1590983146,0,64a6c7df,33471055408398344">这货在某一方面很强大</d><d p="404.30636,1,25,16777215,1601785722,0,6b7d82d5,39134716215951370">你也是</d><d p="423.75236,1,25,16707842,1548051644,0,e8bf9041,10962583884398594">WTF</d><d p="425.36536,1,25,16777215,1501472028,0,e9a0adb3,3628937080">高能预警</d><d p="428.87336,1,25,16777215,1579847078,0,a8422909,27632548213424130">wtf</d><d p="429.88236,1,25,16741631,1511435144,0,ca8df72b,3983307550">加强版电脑配件</d><d p="432.35036,1,25,16777215,1508940840,0,cbef18c3,3919227822">妈妈你听我说</d><d p="433.50836,1,25,16707842,1583177997,0,c6f3aea3,29378909147496452">～～～～</d><d p="434.54536,5,25,15772458,1511716012,0,40e08af5,3991584274">等等不止紫毛没签，白毛也没签啊</d><d p="435.32436,1,25,16777215,1505094437,0,ba6287d5,3804246565">兄妹两还亲上了</d><d p="435.98936000000003,1,25,16777215,1547562310,0,9839077d,10706032239050754">岛国片呀</d><d p="468.66554,1,25,16777215,1513340546,0,8f460a9d,4037348466">又不是親兄妹</d><d p="469.43254,1,25,41194,1526579033,0,aa7a6ca0,4543930203">完全姐弟番</d><d p="469.93254,1,25,16777215,1588658960,0,ae931d68,32252512435699716">但确实是有血缘关系的兄妹啊，澪爹和刃更妈是兄妹</d><d p="470.08754,1,25,16777215,1508023370,0,57ff70c5,3894789896">德骨</d><d p="472.90554000000003,1,25,16777215,1658213226,0,c00abbda,1099931277328606500">其实是亲表妹啊啊啊</d><d p="475.73654,1,25,16777215,1504350491,0,57ff70c5,3780993655">我就静静的看着你装逼</d><d p="481.62954,1,25,16777215,1500415576,0,4d2330e7,3576209637">keep out瞩目</d><d p="484.06254,1,25,16707842,1503493202,0,3d4e1a1d,3738885667">不是说好的哦尼酱吗【手动滑稽】</d><d p="488.09754,1,25,16777215,1501926984,0,8e5abaf3,3653912144">666</d><d p="498.95754,1,25,16777215,1557164004,0,1d9cac0d,15740085175582720">不要玩食物</d><d p="499.09854,1,25,16777215,1537200249,0,bad59d66,5273327538536452">高级货</d><d p="499.26254,1,25,16777215,1589984929,0,f7a6fa13,32947701937602570">果冻是什么鬼？</d><d p="499.95954,5,25,16777215,1564044788,0,e454663a,19347597287751684">活着都不如史莱姆</d><d p="504.60954,1,25,16777215,1501945356,0,86b49957,3655283395">厉害了</d><d p="505.57654,1,25,16777215,1504350545,0,57ff70c5,3780996902">他们老这样子，真的不会怀孕吗</d><d p="506.94954,1,25,16777215,1497852147,0,248c7a02,3471647895">这果冻给我来一仓库</d><d p="590.91311,5,25,15772458,1565928293,0,4ac30d32,20335096491933700">这两个目前动画里都没签 但是编剧只管卖肉就完事了∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿</d><d p="591.41411,5,25,15772458,1511715903,0,40e08af5,3991585610">紫毛没签契约</d><d p="595.18411,5,25,16777215,1564044813,0,e454663a,19347610615676930">紫毛没契约啊。。。</d><d p="598.57111,1,25,16777215,1695981258,0,85241a0c,1416752497657410800">硬了</d><d p="603.06411,1,25,16707842,1537610900,0,450c25,5488627346309124">雙手打字</d><d p="603.14511,1,25,16777215,1534140283,0,4863ae0b,3669024355385348">我去，头皮发麻，少年厉害啊</d><d p="605.21111,1,25,16777215,1517313379,0,32493923,4232647481">男主持久</d><d p="606.18511,1,25,16777215,1535353330,0,857caafd,4305010421137412">6P</d><d p="608.56711,1,25,16777215,1501430186,0,e4fb7d87,3627658979">一秒五刀</d><d p="609.33411,1,25,16777215,1505410856,0,f7331097,3811915597">男主的真正实力绝对不止一夜七次</d><d p="611.25011,1,25,16777215,1537200284,0,bad59d66,5273346300182530">流啤</d><d p="613.27311,1,25,16777215,1503730949,0,abab42d0,3751287350">弟兄们百度云走起</d><d p="614.58111,1,25,16777215,1502709551,0,76758439,3696030174">害怕</d><d p="615.11811,1,25,16777215,1519331804,0,47d5fd92,4333578057">瞬间五发。</d><d p="616.33111,1,25,16777215,1574516802,0,36d4c932,24837948720545790">看这番根本软不下来</d><d p="626.37211,1,25,16777215,1501041755,0,e66b9de1,3606425504">男主真快</d><d p="631.24511,1,25,16777215,1502761037,0,b2b7896,3698298576">男主堕落了啊……</d><d p="632.79111,1,25,16777215,1503679274,0,945bb411,3749180800">原本多纯洁的孩子啊。</d><d p="632.90311,1,25,16777215,1503678838,0,945bb411,3749154204">原本多纯洁的娃啊。</d><d p="633.82911,1,25,16777215,1504350638,0,57ff70c5,3781002251">男主施放技能，三千雷动</d><d p="639.89911,1,25,16777215,1514765579,0,b8c6d82a,4146972563">男人本色</d><d p="644.62011,1,25,16707842,1583405647,0,627547de,29498263348969476">哎，前面有时还会脸红，现在哎，堕落了啊</d><d p="646.21811,1,25,16777215,1590983311,0,64a6c7df,33471141737660420">我还是纯洁的白色吗？哦！还好还好</d><d p="657.83411,1,25,16707842,1523158254,0,66eab899,4446114787">事后</d><d p="659.73311,1,25,16777215,1500415578,0,4d2330e7,3576210728">事后</d><d p="659.76211,1,25,16777215,1537200348,0,bad59d66,5273379747135490">这是本番了？</d><d p="660.35611,1,25,16777215,1531617221,0,7fdd9b4a,2346213082923012">真·事后</d><d p="661.34011,1,25,16777215,1508023748,0,57ff70c5,3894792076">精疲力尽</d><d p="662.27311,1,25,16777215,1504622791,0,ed366dd9,3790444349">事后</d><d p="663.30611,1,25,16777215,1523126746,0,6a6a34a0,4445776233">床上一片狼藉</d><d p="663.4051099999999,1,25,16777215,1502871346,0,403fbbf1,3704649443">一下五个</d><d p="664.65611,1,25,16777215,1513585948,0,cc47b082,4044594810">一片狼藉</d><d p="664.96011,1,25,16777215,1588659074,0,ae931d68,32252572157870084">酒池肉林</d><d p="672.34811,1,25,16777215,1582936433,0,ba1506e0,29252259983917060">牛，敢问兄台肾还好嘛</d><d p="672.97011,1,25,16777215,1524400823,0,e9a8cff5,4480369139">骚完就跑</d><d p="674.73511,1,25,16777215,1565928504,0,4ac30d32,20335207138197504">搞完女人再去跟男人私会</d><d p="677.88711,1,25,16777215,1556805323,0,b0447794,15552032841662468">射後不理</d><d p="685.56711,1,25,16777215,1595047035,0,c0deaf8b,35601703680606212">提上裤子就跑，真刺激</d><d p="706.20011,1,25,16777215,1531617267,0,7fdd9b4a,2346237363224576">等会，魔界有信号？</d><d p="732.31711,1,25,16777215,1505936829,0,2cb4fb3a,3825919049">我擦，另类圈钱方法</d><d p="737.57911,1,25,16777215,1518159869,0,2b955514,4279110041">這屏幕我承包了</d><d p="744.12411,1,25,16777215,1534862036,0,f1377416,4047430903922688">不行</d><d p="749.14611,1,25,16777215,1551003231,0,21d22d43,12510065469685764">不可能</d><d p="759.68011,1,25,16777215,1588659182,0,ae931d68,32252628842840070">然后这小子跑去干掉了一个魔族高官</d><d p="765.79111,1,25,16777215,1537809079,0,eadf59ac,5592530217336832">是不是 后宫们有体臭</d><d p="795.87211,1,25,14811775,1534641767,0,e5c9cc1e,3931946209509376">灭霸？！？！？？！？！？？</d><d p="800.00811,1,25,16777215,1622111524,0,e8eb6c2,49791290475282430">be?</d><d p="800.4721099999999,1,25,16777215,1556483454,0,7d12b20a,15383280632725504">滅霸發功了</d><d p="822.49711,1,25,41194,1565928964,0,4ac30d32,20335448170692610">…居然不是只会配那种棒读的角色 还能发出这么高的音∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿</d><d p="827.98011,1,25,16777215,1535041210,0,27e8f700,4141369307168772">发生了什么</d><d p="835.90111,1,25,16777215,1519582103,0,f7c264b3,4344662686">对主人的不信任不会触发契约？</d><d p="850.58611,1,25,16707842,1509721504,0,e872ea89,3938844675">承包</d><d p="851.9771099999999,1,25,16777215,1588659289,0,ae931d68,32252685175488516">姐妹俩都在怕刃更跟当年一样暴走</d><d p="859.09511,1,25,16777215,1671819828,0,39d0d284,1214071729732002000">是你，入间的爷爷！</d><d p="873.13311,1,25,16777215,1667166178,0,449b3330,1175034083189788200">二喬給布加拉提捎貨</d><d p="880.82011,1,25,16777215,1502947191,0,3696827,3708617040">等等不對，魔界手機有訊號?(好像有點太慢ww)</d><d p="882.31511,1,25,16777215,1590983561,0,64a6c7df,33471272898265092">看来基友才是男主真正的后宫</d><d p="882.78611,1,25,16777215,1535353607,0,857caafd,4305155460169728">84J</d><d p="890.5391099999999,1,25,16777215,1519540577,0,ed7325d0,4342527787">他們到底是接哪裡的基地台。。</d><d p="896.19611,1,25,15138834,1500879246,0,e075189e,3598534903">万能的手机</d><d p="896.77811,5,25,41194,1584041199,0,e84e5140,29831475915390984">魔界连电脑都有，手机有信号不是很正常吗？</d><d p="897.11411,1,25,16777215,1544349776,0,cded6674,9021739123605504">說不定有魔界移動</d><d p="897.1741099999999,1,25,14811775,1568454573,0,8714fdb,21659595026989056">男主：我先看看剧情</d><d p="897.8761099999999,1,25,16777215,1588659345,0,ae931d68,32252714094690308">大概，是魔力网络？</d><d p="898.71111,1,25,16777215,1564848593,0,35149ad3,19769022825365508">是附过魔的手机吧</d><d p="901.0971099999999,1,25,16777215,1528105187,0,daf60fa2,504895737167874">魔界移动</d><d p="901.5541099999999,1,25,16777215,1505031741,0,ff0d58dc,3802547766">魔界移动魔界漫游你值得拥有</d><d p="902.06711,1,25,16777215,1522683919,0,f2a521b1,4431681971">前面讲了 手机里有魔力晶片哦</d><d p="903.82511,1,25,16777215,1541054091,0,be0b7370,7293850876379136">84J</d><d p="905.50911,1,25,15138834,1549931969,0,ec83598a,11948415736872964">带着智能手机闯荡异世界</d><d p="911.0491099999999,1,25,16777215,1532675757,0,47576d2e,2901190763347968">怎麽了</d><d p="912.07211,1,25,16777215,1499688493,0,18e3ffbf,3543306800">我也想要一个这样的手机</d><d p="917.5301099999999,1,25,16777215,1500415582,0,4d2330e7,3576212887">这手机在魔界都能有信号</d><d p="922.39311,1,25,16777215,1576884830,0,fe822516,26079477465874430">魔界移动为您服务</d><d p="922.87811,1,25,15138834,1500879259,0,e075189e,3598536733">666</d><d p="925.06611,1,25,16777215,1537200628,0,bad59d66,5273526254698498">请问你用的是哪个运营商的</d><d p="925.93711,1,25,16777215,1501927287,0,8e5abaf3,3653937416">手機是全網通hhh</d><d p="927.49411,1,25,16777215,1502871627,0,403fbbf1,3704668241">8848</d><d p="930.77311,1,25,16777215,1531617515,0,7fdd9b4a,2346367389794306">这手机全界通</d><d p="932.64211,1,25,16777215,1536941067,0,b583a0c4,5137441869004804">中国魔界……</d><d p="933.5781099999999,1,25,16777215,1537809296,0,eadf59ac,5592643764486148">最近手机营运商 魔通，神动</d><d p="933.80111,1,25,16777215,1501945706,0,86b49957,3655315345">又要？</d><d p="936.25011,1,25,16777215,1508023957,0,57ff70c5,3894795642">诺基亚</d><d p="961.14211,1,25,16777215,1565931835,0,4ac30d32,20336953334956030">你以为剩下那点时长没有决战？不 你错了</d><d p="964.83911,1,25,14811775,1534642027,0,e5c9cc1e,3932082748260356">来人，把老夫私藏的八二年的狗粮呈上来给诸位尝尝</d><d p="970.58411,1,25,15138834,1504404706,0,ede81eb3,3783116611">来人啊！把朕的奢华孜然味儿狗粮拿来！</d><d p="972.07211,1,25,16777215,1505095063,0,ba6287d5,3804256955">来人啊把朕的皇家专用狗粮拿来</d><d p="972.98511,1,25,16777215,1506977679,0,c6a0d8bb,3855109182">没有拔丝差评</d><d p="978.3131099999999,1,25,16777215,1503381481,0,9ea08829,3732230093">刃更的兒子 有5個媽媽</d><d p="978.79611,1,25,16777215,1519813460,0,4e0fee42,4352323972">狗粮在此，皇上！</d><d p="979.83011,5,25,16777215,1534606066,0,755eb987,3913228768772098">来人，把朕的火星进口奢享版椒盐烧烤味手工狗粮拿来</d><d p="980.38611,1,25,16777215,1537200692,0,bad59d66,5273559810179076">拔丝是舌吻用的</d><d p="985.83911,1,25,16777215,1618934977,0,e987f5bc,48125864701329416">刃更：今晚我不溫柔了</d><d p="986.3851099999999,1,25,16777215,1622111724,0,e8eb6c2,49791394932326410">糟糕的台词</d><d p="987.56011,1,25,16707842,1503498829,0,3d4e1a1d,3739356678">屈服是什么鬼。。 纯白色。。</d><d p="992.46111,1,25,16777215,1522684009,0,f2a521b1,4431685661">放心 不只五个</d><d p="995.2511099999999,1,25,16777215,1508024107,0,57ff70c5,3894796693">B站字幕组日常搞事</d><d p="1001.53811,1,25,16707842,1503382769,0,71390a3,3732326940">糟糕的台词</d><d p="1004.20911,1,25,16777215,1570283232,0,5c816d4b,22618338951168004">明天就打了</d><d p="1006.7851099999999,1,25,16777215,1548052593,0,e8bf9041,10963081357164546">誰組的聖騎</d><d p="1006.7941099999999,1,25,16777215,1600615617,0,194c0ef,38521244340453384">本垒？</d><d p="1007.70411,1,25,16777215,1556426584,0,5d85e469,15353464410865664">右下角贴纸可爱</d><d p="1010.28311,1,25,16707842,1536941154,0,b583a0c4,5137487499886592">我是白色</d><d p="1010.68111,1,25,16777215,1594021382,0,c0351c46,35063965732044804">哇不是吧阿sir又来？</d><d p="1025.05611,1,25,16777215,1595677626,0,efaa8ebe,35932314969047050">攝影師：為什麼我的碗裡都是豬排，飯呢？</d><d p="1025.09611,1,25,16777215,1520586472,0,edbfe6f7,4375115794">就剪掉的真多啊～</d><d p="1028.86911,1,25,16777215,1510678369,0,9eed2086,3965011173">让我进去</d><d p="1029.79611,1,25,16777215,1547354144,0,219b0954,10596892970319874">精华都没了呀</d><d p="1034.42311,1,25,41194,1570213733,0,c00f71c9,22581901151174656">數學老師說過：過程很重要</d><d p="1045.5891100000001,1,25,16777215,1512307948,0,4c9f1844,4011404033">有了女人忘記基友</d><d p="1046.28311,1,25,16777215,1505095233,0,ba6287d5,3804259616">开打了开打了</d><d p="1049.23011,1,25,16777215,1522229953,0,d32ba2ce,4418628395">我好像听到了中文</d><d p="1055.60011,1,25,16777215,1590695313,0,cf3a2f24,33320148001619976">陛下</d><d p="1055.6181100000001,1,25,16777215,1572245191,0,9f5e3a48,23646970199932930">古罗马斗兽场</d><d p="1056.91811,1,25,16646914,1589985407,0,f7a6fa13,32947952780574724">比斗场？</d><d p="1074.20911,1,25,16777215,1531617743,0,7fdd9b4a,2346486970974208">雷欧这个爪子好违和</d><d p="1092.64311,1,25,16777215,1537200822,0,bad59d66,5273628326756352">我喜欢这个主持人小姐姐</d><d p="1093.01011,1,25,16777215,1584022522,0,11c79dbc,29821683744899076">麻麻，我要去魔界</d><d p="1094.71511,1,25,16777215,1565932237,0,4ac30d32,20337164399673348">我跟你们讲 这是一个公平公正毫无偏袒的解说裁判∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿</d><d p="1098.45611,1,25,16777215,1501776809,0,e1e18c6a,3646400653">这衣服搞事</d><d p="1101.78511,1,25,16777215,1622111867,0,e8eb6c2,49791470088486920">你们魔界这么先进的吗</d><d p="1105.79711,1,25,16777215,1510678703,0,9eed2086,3965013131">这衣服不科学啊</d><d p="1108.80411,1,25,16777215,1531931135,0,5fc95bd1,2510794790535168">口袋妖怪</d><d p="1110.00311,1,25,16777215,1554253297,0,661dd45a,14214036045955076">武道大会即视感</d><d p="1150.3871100000001,1,25,16777215,1514766104,0,b8c6d82a,4146983445">被男主干了</d><d p="1151.0881100000001,1,25,16777215,1536400692,0,a436ef11,4854129476763652">已经被男主砍了</d><d p="1154.55511,1,25,16777215,1502343537,0,44210cc0,3675646921">都一本正经</d><d p="1154.9831100000001,1,25,16777215,1535353879,0,857caafd,4305298198102018">8848plus</d><d p="1158.5981100000001,1,25,16777215,1502379366,0,8f04f58d,3678354476">魔界有这玩意？</d><d p="1158.75811,1,25,16777215,1565932676,0,4ac30d32,20337394412158976">魔界电脑都能有 怎么不能有手机了</d><d p="1176.53211,1,25,16777215,1565932744,0,4ac30d32,20337430146056190">一个公平公正的解说裁判</d><d p="1178.9921100000001,1,25,16646914,1589985529,0,f7a6fa13,32948016757866500">主持人太棒了</d><d p="1188.0791100000001,1,25,16777215,1540396242,0,3923d77c,6948948660977664">恶魔也会近视？</d><d p="1190.1461100000001,1,25,16777215,1563104273,0,293090f3,18854496455622660">魔界的太阳，真是灿烂！</d><d p="1194.88211,1,25,16777215,1523528262,0,fcbdb8ab,4454957938">龙珠武道大会既视感</d><d p="1198.2421100000001,1,25,16777215,1528105504,0,daf60fa2,505062015631362">round 1，ready go！</d><d p="1213.56411,1,25,16777215,1535041613,0,27e8f700,4141580883591172">我靠，这是作弊吧</d><d p="1216.0201100000002,1,25,16777215,1517714513,0,1c45d231,4252802701">還有請打手這招?!</d><d p="1220.86911,1,25,16777215,1641775236,0,7c008b39,962039427325632500">还好吧，召唤物是唯一战力，召唤物没了他也没招了</d><d p="1221.4911100000002,5,25,15138834,1530813229,0,750fff3,1924689635049476">一言不合正面刚，见面直接下泰坦</d><d p="1226.73911,1,25,16777215,1519813886,0,4e0fee42,4352342460">拆纸大师！有人盜機！</d><d p="1228.12811,1,25,16777215,1540396295,0,3923d77c,6948976222797824">恶魔会近视莫</d><d p="1233.54411,1,25,16777215,1529046895,0,66da19ea,998622297063424">巧合? 折紙大師</d><d p="1245.6631100000002,1,25,16777215,1590695514,0,cf3a2f24,33320253497278470">我还以为是团队战</d><d p="1248.45611,1,25,16777215,1531838744,0,4d71041a,2462354813485058">精灵宝可梦既视感</d><d p="1251.06411,1,25,16777215,1577557830,0,3476b68f,26432322978447364">观众没了</d><d p="1256.84311,1,25,16707842,1501428648,0,f9f5f2f0,3627549866">女装大佬vs兄控</d><d p="1277.83304,1,25,16777215,1577775210,0,45bd7da0,26546292993294336">色影师加鸡腿</d><d p="1279.57904,1,25,16777215,1618773047,0,dad4aca,48040966689914890">不知會不會跟富堅一樣 讓觀眾死一片</d><d p="1279.81704,1,25,16777215,1602081573,0,7aebe3f2,39289827599843336">你这么强了？</d><d p="1281.31104,1,25,16777215,1595677772,0,efaa8ebe,35932391481016330">攝影師：為什麼我的碗裡都是肉</d><d p="1269.35211,1,25,16777215,1539449938,0,31b9a5e1,6452812831522818">直接打人不就行了</d><d p="1247.88196,1,25,16777215,1533870045,0,9d5a1afc,3527341948010496">机甲都可以玩再生了</d><d p="1277.61311,1,25,16777215,1540294863,0,a956205f,6895796525465600">打头，把整个头打爆</d><d p="1287.0401100000001,1,25,16777215,1593964702,0,758a9d8e,35034249315745800">为什么不直接打本体</d><d p="1289.2591100000002,1,25,16777215,1572247876,0,9f5e3a48,23648378170638340">打人啊，跟英灵硬刚什么</d><d p="1289.92111,1,25,16777215,1521390251,0,2e8716a3,4397631263">打中观众席怎么办</d><d p="1294.2211100000002,1,25,16777215,1595677827,0,efaa8ebe,35932420177395716">攝影師吃全世界最好吃的豬排</d><d p="1300.4331100000002,1,25,16777215,1528105626,0,daf60fa2,505126338428994">直接打卢卡不就行了</d><d p="1321.0781100000002,1,25,16777215,1569958945,0,3a1d4bc2,22448319066800132">回来开一刀罗刹</d><d p="1335.01511,1,25,16777215,1505177368,0,ba6287d5,3806218158">一言不合就开大</d><d p="1340.0411100000001,1,25,16777215,1622112138,0,e8eb6c2,49791612276965384">女主开大：死上100次</d><d p="1340.2021100000002,5,25,16777215,1518919577,0,4ab21ba3,4313491094">须佐能乎</d><d p="1341.1241100000002,1,25,16777215,1537201153,0,bad59d66,5273801515335680">后手大招</d><d p="1345.62911,1,25,16776960,1622358125,0,85ae0e88,49920580490625030">擁有99條命的英靈毀在死了上百遍的大招</d><d p="1350.5861100000002,1,25,16777215,1671820128,0,39d0d284,1214074247899649800">前面的笑死我了</d><d p="1351.1561100000001,1,25,16777215,1602081660,0,7aebe3f2,39289873138450440">喵喵喵？</d><d p="1359.67611,1,25,15138834,1549932445,0,ec83598a,11948665485131778">看来，真的爱爱有助提升战斗力</d><d p="1361.0981100000001,1,25,16777215,1535354085,0,857caafd,4305406291083264">DBTX</d><d p="1363.99811,1,25,16777215,1516189717,0,c9af2314,4188272778">真的是连战斗都懒得做了...</d><d p="1367.72011,1,25,16777215,1528105694,0,daf60fa2,505161650274306">爆冷</d><d p="1369.05211,1,25,16777215,1602081678,0,7aebe3f2,39289882487029770">女主：余裕余裕</d><d p="1372.82111,1,25,16707842,1519220588,0,adb93dd3,4328616703">说实话你是来看战斗的嘛？</d><d p="1376.85411,1,25,16777215,1535354101,0,857caafd,4305414541803524">DBTX!</d><d p="1391.76411,1,25,16777215,1564849141,0,35149ad3,19769309814325250">阿帕茶</d><d p="1404.45611,1,18,16777215,1565933264,0,4ac30d32,20337702757466110">一个毫无偏袒的解说裁判</d><d p="1420.41711,1,25,16777215,1661649412,0,2c27ce64,1128756095947413800">寄了</d><d p="1425.3271100000002,1,25,16777215,1540438297,0,47991ea1,6970997716549634">假赛</d><d p="1425.3681100000001,1,25,16777215,1513341471,0,8f460a9d,4037389322">熟人見面，分外尷尬</d><d p="1426.7791100000002,1,25,16777215,1502343788,0,44210cc0,3675659198">不开大</d><d p="1428.2011100000002,1,25,16777215,1666870180,0,1bd636a0,1172551074339515100">那估计寄了</d><d p="1428.5681100000002,1,25,16777215,1565933338,0,4ac30d32,20337741573128190">老相好和女闺蜜到底选谁∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿</d><d p="1515.97411,1,25,16777215,1528105772,0,daf60fa2,505202832572418">熟人见面，如何开大</d></i>