<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><i><chatserver>chat.bilibili.com</chatserver><chatid>0</chatid><mission>0</mission><maxlimit>0</maxlimit><state>0</state><real_name>0</real_name><source>DF</source><info>{"cid":4123446,"ndanmu":1500}</info><d p="15.189,1,25,16777215,1485346099,0,7eaa3d4c,2899164964">我记得这一集就是一宅男来着…</d><d p="15.227,1,25,16777215,1435078895,0,8ddb84f1,1036757501">这哪里是一滴啊</d><d p="28.972,1,25,16777215,1438092658,0,6dca73b6,1038598565">有點懷疑教授這個單身狗造完美小蘿莉的目的</d><d p="34.139,1,25,16777215,1460131941,0,cbe8af6d,1743140371">前面的哈哈哈哈哈</d><d p="34.361,1,25,16777215,1452679571,0,323b8374,1485540479">23333333333333333333333</d><d p="35.02,5,25,8700107,1456639368,0,ae6dd14c,1645887451">前面怀疑目的的泥垢</d><d p="35.115,1,25,16777215,1460613769,0,1d5c6417,1758238363">出售化学物x 五百万一克o(｀ω´*)o</d><d p="38.167,1,25,16777215,1431439824,0,c9df034c,1036757488">毛毛的bgm超霸气</d><d p="40.106,4,25,41194,1479564658,0,4ede59cf,2676131503">表白泡泡！</d><d p="44.8,1,25,16777215,1452409382,0,6980f320,1478663251">卯毛</d><d p="46.939,1,25,16777215,1408082544,0,22e12afa,1036757431">好童年</d><d p="52.7,1,25,16777215,1486109091,0,5baef4c4,2945928446">拜拜</d><d p="52.925,1,25,16777215,1408003472,0,36a085c5,1036757426">好逗的配音，很有童年的感觉啊~</d><d p="61.244,1,25,16777215,1461128513,0,efff52e4,1775186941">忘記哪裡聽來，以前原名好像叫打你屁屁小女警www</d><d p="77.982,1,25,16777215,1408003472,0,36a085c5,1036757427">。</d><d p="82.039,5,25,8700107,1456639369,0,ae6dd14c,1645891021">商标有些像玩具反斗城...</d><d p="88.957,1,25,16777215,1438153388,0,da652f02,1040455403">2333333333333333</d><d p="100.016,1,25,16777215,1477904741,0,dc8cd5ea,2618067715">扯袜子真是2333</d><d p="108.424,1,25,16777215,1463817898,0,41ddedb3,1869650955">蓝白丝袜！！！</d><d p="113.636,1,25,16777215,1485742253,0,9c388671,2923348774">腿毛!!!</d><d p="125.848,1,25,16777215,1455836823,0,48863fa7,1613148743">这是在吐槽死宅么</d><d p="126.32,1,25,16777215,1457557517,0,578a71a8,1670671081">好久没出现  他  了</d><d p="129.231,1,25,16777215,1408162322,0,1268c68f,1036757441">←_←骨灰级粉丝</d><d p="129.705,1,25,16777215,1438153388,0,da652f02,1040457927">woc</d><d p="130.082,1,25,16777215,1431439826,0,c9df034c,1036757489">追星狂吧</d><d p="131.669,1,25,41194,1448690576,0,263d8207,1380313429">雾草 痴汉！！</d><d p="132.758,1,25,16777215,1439439148,0,14019450,1099024529">痴汉…</d><d p="132.935,1,25,16777215,1435215814,0,b62ecd8c,1036757505">痴汉啊</d><d p="132.999,5,25,8700107,1456639371,0,ae6dd14c,1645894207">手办狂人</d><d p="135.042,1,25,16777215,1430528949,0,803916f,1036757487">痴汉……</d><d p="135.387,1,25,16777215,1408014447,0,5701a6ed,1036757428">这一集的气氛。。</d><d p="136.247,1,25,16777215,1452168485,0,6a98f3b9,1472245029">我也要小女警油库里(°∀°)ﾉ</d><d p="136.501,1,25,16777215,1457755959,0,ea258b30,1675736007">死宅麽</d><d p="137.665,1,25,16777215,1412694712,0,cc712fb,1036757458">小女警油库里么</d><d p="139.037,1,25,16777215,1465124844,0,22328cf9,1926686989">尾随者很恐怖的</d><d p="139.184,1,25,16777215,1435806662,0,4d23d3c,1036757507">专柜hhh</d><d p="140.036,1,25,16777215,1431745877,0,b0b9fbb9,1036757496">我也要飞天小女警！</d><d p="141.625,1,25,41194,1431767133,0,a3d95d26,1036757498">(ง •̀_•́)ง警察蜀黍我发现变态了</d><d p="144.533,1,25,16777215,1408129426,0,9eca3eb0,1036757432">可怕</d><d p="145.179,1,25,3381759,1463817899,0,41ddedb3,1869653067">死宅23333</d><d p="145.522,1,25,16777215,1458447143,0,150e35e9,1694837009">woc这个66666666666</d><d p="145.972,1,25,16777215,1438528268,0,3efdc330,1058277531">猥琐大叔</d><d p="146.017,1,25,16777215,1438153389,0,da652f02,1040458837">可怕</d><d p="147.796,1,25,16777215,1452219024,0,e2df81d7,1473281211">我也想要。。</d><d p="149.739,5,25,16777215,1445080077,0,cc2e8bf0,1284520251">哇噻PG手办！！</d><d p="150.033,1,25,16777215,1440850109,0,54ebb5c9,1167680005">摆出各♂种♂姿♂势♂</d><d p="154.333,1,25,16777215,1431439827,0,c9df034c,1036757490">各♀种♀姿♀势</d><d p="155.087,1,25,16777215,1477904742,0,dc8cd5ea,2618069921">好棒！</d><d p="158.211,1,25,16777215,1418324627,0,b21fa7a4,1036757471">痴汉……</d><d p="158.915,1,25,16777215,1411733303,0,b9ed52b7,1036757455">痴汉</d><d p="161.705,1,25,16738047,1412935585,0,b8ebb516,1036757461">这个是个死宅啊@.@</d><d p="162.254,1,25,16777215,1409933533,0,f9ecf791,1036757452">死宅啊_(:з」∠)_...</d><d p="164.442,1,25,16777215,1429787240,0,777c1cdd,1036757486">我也想要</d><d p="168.816,1,25,16777215,1414911795,0,4bd9148b,1036757469">变态萝莉控</d><d p="169.315,1,25,16777215,1443834567,0,47b812b4,1248497355">看到纸巾整个人都不好了</d><d p="175.594,5,25,3381759,1463821518,0,41ddedb3,1869719403">镀铬可动手办</d><d p="179.584,1,25,16777215,1460613772,0,1d5c6417,1758241823">好落后</d><d p="184.167,1,25,16777215,1465920741,0,955b1ec3,1959798825">当时99年，有人还在用DOS</d><d p="186.114,1,25,16777215,1425020635,0,8ffc758d,1036757476">死萝莉控</d><d p="188.875,1,25,16777215,1408014448,0,5701a6ed,1036757429">死宅啊。。</d><d p="194.056,1,25,16777215,1477904743,0,dc8cd5ea,2618072259">人生失去了目标</d><d p="200.448,1,25,16777215,1473829310,0,a780789c,2404077349">到这里猜到他会干嘛了</d><d p="201.857,1,25,16777215,1483689868,0,b0cc5519,2818694539">好恐怖</d><d p="209.715,1,25,16777215,1409933534,0,f9ecf791,1036757453">woc真土豪</d><d p="211.072,1,25,16777215,1460613773,0,1d5c6417,1758242841">认真的讲 这些没几万下不来</d><d p="215.399,5,25,3381759,1463821518,0,41ddedb3,1869722501">痰盂....</d><d p="217.515,1,25,16777215,1466240721,0,11344116,1971303555">等等！痰痰痰痰盂？m！</d><d p="218.065,1,25,16777215,1477904744,0,dc8cd5ea,2618073583">痰盂。。</d><d p="220.061,1,25,16777215,1412950248,0,5ba65543,1036757466">痰盂。。。</d><d p="223.779,5,25,8700107,1456639372,0,ae6dd14c,1645900069">痰盂是什么鬼</d><d p="228.82,1,25,16777215,1457557519,0,578a71a8,1670671499">痰盂就是夜壶啊</d><d p="230.75,1,25,16777215,1431439829,0,c9df034c,1036757491">我的周边是不可能收集完的，好羡慕他</d><d p="233.125,1,25,16777215,1434794780,0,913c9155,1036757500">于是走上了犯罪道路啊痴汉。。。</d><d p="236.8,1,25,16777215,1466240722,0,11344116,1971305793">羡慕他，我就收集不全</d><d p="240.788,1,25,16777215,1408162328,0,1268c68f,1036757442">=。=钱太多了。。。</d><d p="240.878,1,25,16777215,1477904744,0,dc8cd5ea,2618074689">定制啊</d><d p="242.336,1,25,16777215,1414858353,0,91993cb6,1036757468">要把真人收集来。。。</d><d p="244.083,1,25,16777215,1428754092,0,32c95458,1036757484">你最后需要的也许是签名 √</d><d p="246.553,1,25,16777215,1438153391,0,da652f02,1040465505">收集真人+1</d><d p="247.661,1,25,16777215,1425020636,0,8ffc758d,1036757477">就是 别无聊了</d><d p="247.732,1,25,16777215,1412694714,0,cc712fb,1036757459">痰盂闹哪样</d><d p="250.38,1,25,16777215,1431504296,0,67fb1d69,1036757492">丢了再来一次</d><d p="271.6,1,25,3381759,1463821520,0,41ddedb3,1869728845">BC在cos洛奇吗</d><d p="282.538,1,25,16777215,1484363470,0,dcd8a7ce,2844890315">调戏</d><d p="283.679,1,25,16777215,1442574466,0,97666798,1216445153">stk</d><d p="293.637,1,25,16738047,1412935594,0,b8ebb516,1036757463">果然是肉@.@</d><d p="294.701,1,25,16777215,1477904746,0,dc8cd5ea,2618079799">我以为是沙袋。。。</d><d p="296.289,1,25,16777215,1450537860,0,1771b311,1428458699">智商 。。</d><d p="296.792,1,25,16777215,1465920747,0,955b1ec3,1959810103">英语原版就听出来了</d><d p="304.996,1,25,16777215,1425020636,0,8ffc758d,1036757478">素食主义者</d><d p="310.935,1,25,16777215,1412669081,0,76f29661,1036757456">画画好臭美啊</d><d p="319.672,1,25,16777215,1458447146,0,150e35e9,1694845737">23333333333333</d><d p="323.054,1,25,16777215,1474812630,0,1623a390,2444365731">woc 真·痴汉 Σ(ﾟдﾟ;)</d><d p="324.879,1,25,16777215,1409933536,0,f9ecf791,1036757454">痴汉太可怕了</d><d p="325.467,1,25,16777215,1483689870,0,b0cc5519,2818699453">好可怕</d><d p="332.352,1,25,16777215,1455275231,0,51c1ace8,1586114627">……</d><d p="333.293,1,25,16777215,1468753651,0,8ac9bc1a,2101469065">这就很变态了</d><d p="334.251,1,25,3381759,1463821521,0,41ddedb3,1869732951">跟踪狂痴汉...</d><d p="339.421,1,25,16777215,1425020637,0,8ffc758d,1036757479">有种你把真人偷来啊</d><d p="341.083,1,25,16777215,1438153392,0,da652f02,1040471447">不会偷内裤吧。。。。。。。</d><d p="342.36,1,25,16777215,1455166874,0,7eb53ed0,1580702089">好糟糕的台词</d><d p="343.921,1,25,16777215,1440850120,0,54ebb5c9,1167727203">@鬼柳</d><d p="345.488,1,25,16777215,1408551143,0,8cea8416,1036757448">我好怕他会把小女警也收藏了</d><d p="348.875,1,25,16777215,1435806668,0,4d23d3c,1036757508">变态粉</d><d p="349.184,1,25,16777215,1469552511,0,f2558ecd,2153553205">哈哈哈，鬼柳的那个，你满足了吗！</d><d p="350.049,1,25,16777215,1431504298,0,67fb1d69,1036757493">他会的</d><d p="352.126,1,25,13434777,1408518210,0,7df00f5b,1036757444">变态</d><d p="357.196,1,25,16777215,1412694716,0,cc712fb,1036757460">你需要财团B</d><d p="366.684,1,25,16777215,1480410314,0,10c0919e,2704484311">放开花花让我来</d><d p="367.85,1,25,16777215,1409580630,0,58261196,1036757451">好变态吖</d><d p="375.124,1,25,16777215,1408129430,0,9eca3eb0,1036757434">病娇？！！</d><d p="382.948,1,25,13434777,1408518210,0,7df00f5b,1036757445">收你娘个头</d><d p="393.714,1,25,16777215,1458447147,0,150e35e9,1694849431">这个大叔也是武力max</d><d p="397.167,1,25,16777215,1465920749,0,955b1ec3,1959813999">FIB</d><d p="397.499,5,25,8700107,1456639375,0,ae6dd14c,1645910601">@FBI</d><d p="403.959,5,25,15138834,1465920749,0,955b1ec3,1959814503">@FIB</d><d p="413.115,1,25,16777215,1477991109,0,dc8cd5ea,2620955849">来得真快</d><d p="426.625,1,25,16777215,1483689871,0,b0cc5519,2818704311">机智</d><d p="431.831,1,25,16777215,1477991110,0,dc8cd5ea,2620956515">hhhhhhh</d><d p="432.984,1,25,16777215,1438153393,0,da652f02,1040476011">你够了。。。</d><d p="434.109,1,25,16777215,1435078902,0,8ddb84f1,1036757502">亏你记得住。。</d><d p="435.871,1,25,16777215,1425020639,0,8ffc758d,1036757480">你居然都记得人名</d><d p="435.953,1,25,16777215,1412669084,0,76f29661,1036757457">聪明不过5秒啊</d><d p="436.03,1,25,13434777,1408518211,0,7df00f5b,1036757446">好眼力</d><d p="436.148,1,25,16777215,1438715035,0,6db35e64,1066708011">Σ(- -;;ﾉ)ﾉ</d><d p="436.32,5,25,6830715,1454403937,0,1a59a052,1545529293">丫是怎么记住一整个镇的人的名字和外貌的，神级记忆力，佩服</d><d p="438.955,1,25,16777215,1460613778,0,1d5c6417,1758250959">市长不去当侦探可惜了</d><d p="443.353,1,25,16777215,1431504299,0,67fb1d69,1036757494">村长也是牛逼</d><d p="445.53,1,25,16738047,1412935596,0,b8ebb516,1036757464">2333333333333333333333333333</d><d p="446.695,1,25,16777215,1474110462,0,b9a46a99,2419174327">233333333333</d><d p="451.54,1,25,16777215,1457557522,0,578a71a8,1670672405">哈哈哈</d><d p="457.133,1,25,16777215,1483071140,0,35211f80,2794015851">论市长的记人能力</d><d p="457.177,1,25,16777215,1408129429,0,24aefbad,1036757433">漫画怪胎2333</d><d p="460.724,1,25,16777215,1475413776,0,6cb093bc,2488999675">深藏不露</d><d p="461.969,1,25,3381759,1463821523,0,41ddedb3,1869741799">原文这里是comic geek..就是死宅的意思</d><d p="464.887,1,25,16777215,1444672976,0,b84be51e,1275573015">于是就这么找到了。。</d><d p="465.365,1,25,16777215,1460819502,0,8993c601,1765897903">这么快就破案了</d><d p="467.179,1,25,16777215,1470629539,0,c249276d,2226959549">好厉害</d><d p="471.235,1,25,16777215,1435078903,0,8ddb84f1,1036757503">抖m？</d><d p="474.244,1,25,16777215,1408129432,0,9eca3eb0,1036757437">抖m】</d><d p="475.413,1,25,16777215,1438715036,0,6db35e64,1066708393">ドｍ................</d><d p="476.084,5,25,15138834,1465920750,0,955b1ec3,1959817645">怎么做到的</d><d p="478.88,1,25,16777215,1451740168,0,fe8eabd5,1460671401">不是应该泡到福尔马林里吗</d><d p="484.746,1,25,16777215,1438153394,0,da652f02,1040477565">可怕</d><d p="485.597,1,25,16777215,1480410321,0,10c0919e,2704499091">怎么放进去的？</d><d p="486.492,1,25,16777215,1485745875,0,9c388671,2923419864">←泡到福尔马林里的你够了!不许那样对小女警!</d><d p="489.126,1,25,16777215,1425024240,0,8ffc758d,1036757481">是怎么关进去的啊</d><d p="489.334,1,25,16777215,1465920751,0,955b1ec3,1959818563">甲醛溶液的够了</d><d p="495.239,5,25,8700107,1456639377,0,ae6dd14c,1645916675">你说为什么抓你</d><d p="504.012,1,25,16777215,1418324633,0,b21fa7a4,1036757472">卧槽</d><d p="509.345,1,25,16777215,1413619462,0,12648a8c,1036757467">情敌相见分外眼红</d><d p="510.524,1,25,16777215,1475413777,0,6cb093bc,2489006835">两个萝莉控</d><d p="511.019,1,25,16777215,1438153394,0,da652f02,1040479109">23333333333333333333</d><d p="511.428,1,25,16777215,1469854891,0,d9449a7f,2172958223">PK了</d><d p="512.722,1,25,16777215,1460448251,0,1bb2f6eb,1754098591">惹到粑粑</d><d p="528.121,1,25,16777215,1442574471,0,97666798,1216456261">普通用 收藏用 传教用</d><d p="533.34,1,25,16777215,1438391358,0,a63288c5,1051441923">然后就是被拆是吗</d><d p="544.616,1,25,16777215,1453222887,0,d3bc82bf,1502301941">盒控不拆党。。。。</d><d p="548.488,1,25,16777215,1438391359,0,a63288c5,1051442423">2333</d><d p="549.056,1,25,16777215,1461139453,0,46003d3f,1775409113">果然那时候熊孩子就是破坏手办的主力军了。。。。</d><d p="549.996,1,25,16777215,1469854892,0,d9449a7f,2172963051">我也要这福利</d><d p="551.467,1,25,16777215,1460617381,0,1d5c6417,1758254479">熊孩子 死宅之敌</d><d p="553.464,1,25,16777215,1438096271,0,6dca73b6,1038649419">死宅克星—熊孩纸！</d><d p="553.499,1,25,16777215,1431752491,0,639b9816,1036757497">可怕的熊孩子</d><d p="555.764,1,25,16777215,1431507901,0,67fb1d69,1036757495">熊孩子抄家</d><d p="557.14,1,25,16777215,1433829758,0,950dc848,1036757499">发动终极大招：释放熊孩子！</d><d p="561.185,1,25,16777215,1435078904,0,8ddb84f1,1036757504">教授你也黑了</d><d p="561.325,1,25,16777215,1408014455,0,5701a6ed,1036757430">暂停看日文</d><d p="563.966,1,25,16777215,1460268154,0,f3b7ee71,1748454145">开箱爽过吸大麻</d><d p="564.738,1,25,16777215,1438715037,0,6db35e64,1066709173">2333</d><d p="564.965,1,25,16777215,1421301731,0,931a1f45,1036757475">痴汉死宅</d><d p="567.808,1,25,16777215,1438153395,0,da652f02,1040482515">233333333333333</d><d p="568.662,1,25,16777215,1459634794,0,35508b9c,1726524881">现已加入满清十大酷刑</d><d p="572.802,1,25,16738047,1412935599,0,b8ebb516,1036757465">我整个人都不好了====</d><d p="573.991,1,25,16777215,1435215824,0,b62ecd8c,1036757506">浑身难受hhhhhhhhh</d><d p="579.154,1,25,16777215,1408162334,0,1268c68f,1036757443">←_←阿宅遇到熊孩子的赶脚</d><d p="580.584,1,25,16777215,1465920754,0,955b1ec3,1959823553">熊教授</d><d p="588.117,1,25,16777215,1451142670,0,d2d98deb,1443912251">教授腹黑了</d><d p="588.454,1,25,16777215,1438715038,0,6db35e64,1066709397">你们太残忍了2333</d><d p="589.333,1,25,16777215,1428811971,0,32c95458,1036757485">缓冲；3</d><d p="590.1,1,25,16777215,1460448253,0,1bb2f6eb,1754100347">心好痛</d><d p="590.809,1,25,16777215,1408129432,0,24aefbad,1036757435">好悲哀</d><d p="591,1,25,16777215,1409065893,0,fed314dc,1036757449">熊孩子撕了我的海报的感觉就是这个</d><d p="591.557,1,25,16777215,1457813042,0,bf379021,1678206229">这位大叔，你都抓住本尊了好吗……</d><d p="591.626,1,25,16777215,1465920754,0,955b1ec3,1959825007">教授这么做是为了他女儿</d><d p="593.688,1,25,16777215,1408129432,0,24aefbad,1036757436">。。</d><d p="594.54,1,25,16777215,1438153396,0,da652f02,1040484109">心疼</d><d p="596.458,1,25,16777215,1458447151,0,150e35e9,1694859301">233333333333333333</d><d p="598.463,1,25,16777215,1408129434,0,9eca3eb0,1036757440">熊孩子之力</d><d p="606.052,1,25,16777215,1482160286,0,cb858d5e,2764630603">真正的粉丝......</d><d p="607.334,1,25,16777215,1465920754,0,955b1ec3,1959825895">官方解答</d><d p="609.175,1,25,16777215,1408129432,0,24aefbad,1036757438">萝莉控？</d><d p="612.982,1,25,16777215,1485068584,0,6c9c8735,2882717194">夸自己</d><d p="613.667,5,25,15138834,1465920755,0,955b1ec3,1959826695">圣地亚哥宣言</d><d p="614.68,5,25,8700107,1456639379,0,ae6dd14c,1645924073">@国旗下的演讲</d><d p="615.05,1,25,16777215,1442574472,0,97666798,1216460467">所以说教授是头号fan咯</d><d p="634.084,1,25,13434777,1408518215,0,7df00f5b,1036757447">进度条撑不住</d><d p="639.362,1,25,16777215,1450537871,0,1771b311,1428495355">心疼他，他也只是太喜欢飞天小女警而已阿，</d><d p="639.419,1,25,16777215,1477991113,0,dc8cd5ea,2620963009">2013。想想作为年份都过去了呢。</d><d p="641.036,1,25,16777215,1477893729,0,be2b39f8,2617638933">2013。。。</d><d p="643.47,1,25,16777215,1408129433,0,24aefbad,1036757439">有错！？</d><d p="643.505,1,25,16777215,1452168494,0,6a98f3b9,1472263601">诱拐萝莉必须抓!!!</d><d p="644.627,1,25,16777215,1465124854,0,22328cf9,1926724459">关女孩进包装盒，不会饿死?女孩被囚禁，他是罪犯</d><d p="645.434,1,25,16777215,1442574473,0,97666798,1216461797">2013</d><d p="646.934,1,25,16777215,1439439156,0,14019450,1099056515">绑架吧…</d><d p="646.998,1,25,16777215,1440850126,0,54ebb5c9,1167750181">有啊，绑架</d><d p="647.083,1,25,16777215,1452409392,0,6980f320,1478689945">心态。。</d><d p="647.468,1,25,16777215,1414911803,0,4bd9148b,1036757470">绑架</d><d p="647.611,1,25,16777215,1418324636,0,b21fa7a4,1036757473">←绑架+非法拘留还没错？</d><d p="649.616,1,25,16777215,1458447152,0,150e35e9,1694862103">心疼hhhhhh</d><d p="650.407,1,25,16777215,1474110465,0,b9a46a99,2419187351">当然有错了</d><d p="651.235,1,25,16777215,1466309531,0,f6d1fbfe,1974080917">他是怎么打过的</d><d p="651.492,1,25,16777215,1425024252,0,8ffc758d,1036757482">谁叫他绑架别人啊</d><d p="652.25,1,25,16777215,1425024252,0,8ffc758d,1036757483">酷爱来收集哦</d><d p="654.542,5,25,15138834,1465920755,0,955b1ec3,1959828729">快来收集233官方安利</d><d p="655.91,1,25,16777215,1440262861,0,9ddd26cf,1140295909">前面那个是不是和他有一样的情节</d><d p="656.656,1,25,16777215,1477991114,0,dc8cd5ea,2620963595">难度好高</d><d p="657.299,1,25,16777215,1418324636,0,b21fa7a4,1036757474">233</d></i>