<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><i><chatserver>chat.bilibili.com</chatserver><chatid>0</chatid><mission>0</mission><maxlimit>0</maxlimit><state>0</state><real_name>0</real_name><source>DF</source><info>{"cid":4123447,"ndanmu":1500}</info><d p="22.31,1,25,16777215,1477991114,0,dc8cd5ea,2620964523">你也要洗半个世纪?</d><d p="32.724,1,25,16777215,1479099683,0,6bdfad2b,2660919331">史密斯热水器~</d><d p="42.208,1,25,16777215,1442585445,0,97666798,1216925019">果子</d><d p="60.403,1,25,16777215,1462633902,0,edebbcee,1829305725">教授的臉剛才也太可怕</d><d p="63.003,1,25,16777215,1452168498,0,6a98f3b9,1472270983">卧槽美国流水线操作工也买得起车，天朝工人工资太低啦</d><d p="64.875,1,25,16777215,1465920757,0,955b1ec3,1959833269">秀美好生活</d><d p="68.079,1,25,16777215,1485745881,0,9c388671,2923438698">为什么突然就想起了草帽姐</d><d p="73.024,1,25,16777215,1469854895,0,d9449a7f,2172982981">教授好赞</d><d p="73.42,1,25,16777215,1465038455,0,f830be3a,1922970989">哈哈哈</d><d p="74.298,1,25,16777215,1474110467,0,b9a46a99,2419194947">有事吗你hhhhhh</d><d p="74.833,1,25,16777215,1465920759,0,955b1ec3,1959835657">情绪的发泄需要顾及别人——七上思想品德</d><d p="74.833,1,25,16777215,1465920758,0,955b1ec3,1959833939">厚颜无耻</d><d p="74.923,1,25,16777215,1408129406,0,9eca3eb0,1036752602">卧槽泥这深井冰</d><d p="76.16,1,25,16777215,1444557965,0,bce71354,1272948655">哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈</d><d p="76.572,1,25,16777215,1438718641,0,6db35e64,1066711081">够了</d><d p="77.364,1,25,16777215,1414911805,0,4bd9148b,1036752617">太贱了</d><d p="77.536,1,25,16777215,1408507930,0,d27853e9,1036752610">哈哈哈哈哈哈</d><d p="78.271,1,25,16777215,1474110468,0,b9a46a99,2419198911">真是够了23333</d><d p="78.987,1,25,16777215,1452168499,0,6a98f3b9,1472272153">确实完美</d><d p="79.744,1,25,16777215,1435806672,0,4d23d3c,1036752636">这，，你连女朋友都没，还完美</d><d p="79.961,1,25,16777215,1474110469,0,b9a46a99,2419202293">哈哈哈哈哈</d><d p="84.78,1,25,16777215,1460131959,0,cbe8af6d,1743189157">教授单身有什么错！</d><d p="91.824,1,25,16777215,1474110470,0,b9a46a99,2419205145">教授也是有试几个对象啊! 只是不巧全是反派而已QQ</d><d p="98.835,1,25,16777215,1408129407,0,9eca3eb0,1036752603">中二少年么</d><d p="142.026,1,25,16777215,1433603489,0,f0316ab7,1036752633">这不是猫和老鼠的动作吗</d><d p="142.74,1,25,16777215,1471676598,0,1808e90e,2298648993">哈哈哈哈哈哈刚才好像汤姆</d><d p="142.841,1,25,16777215,1483689878,0,b0cc5519,2818722677">芭蕾？</d><d p="151.042,4,25,38979,1465920764,0,955b1ec3,1959845987">汝可识得此阵</d><d p="151.042,4,25,38979,1465920764,0,955b1ec3,1959846655">   汝可识得此阵   </d><d p="159.208,5,25,15138834,1465920760,0,955b1ec3,1959839491">感受鬼畜的力量吧×2</d><d p="160.85,1,25,41194,1431767144,0,a3d95d26,1036752632">好省经费啊</d><d p="162.597,1,25,16777215,1470629559,0,c249276d,2227071653">小女儿超可爱www</d><d p="166.04,1,25,16777215,1462421563,0,3af167f3,1820745613">省经费。。。。</d><d p="168.458,1,25,16777215,1485745887,0,9c388671,2923460380">他不懂你的心 为何哭泣</d><d p="170.99,1,25,16777215,1431745889,0,b0b9fbb9,1036752631">省经费啊</d><d p="174.384,1,25,16777215,1474005721,0,a49ae3d3,2413045247">戴着眼镜洗澡？</d><d p="182.302,1,25,16777215,1446167376,0,42c070f4,1311855567">小女警去哪里了？</d><d p="185.393,1,25,16777215,1431507906,0,67fb1d69,1036752627">shen me gui</d><d p="191.578,1,25,16777215,1440850131,0,54ebb5c9,1167769231">噗，圣地亚歌！！！@金坷垃</d><d p="194.722,5,25,8700107,1456642983,0,ae6dd14c,1645938937">阿妹你看，圣地亚哥</d><d p="196.097,5,25,16751001,1467767389,0,72f18da0,2043412719">施肥就用史丹利</d><d p="200.607,1,25,16777215,1467468650,0,9868cdb9,2027508023">这个女的配音是泡泡</d><d p="204.667,5,25,15138834,1465920762,0,955b1ec3,1959842103">为何美帝警察喜欢甜甜圈@GTA</d><d p="222.755,1,25,16777215,1460131962,0,cbe8af6d,1743195707">jojo粉</d><d p="223.102,1,25,16707842,1479463571,0,adc9983c,2671265885">这人喜欢JOJO</d><d p="224.959,1,25,16777215,1457557531,0,578a71a8,1670674485">这集映射现象真可怕</d><d p="228.486,1,25,16777215,1467468650,0,9868cdb9,2027513253">邪恶崇拜</d><d p="229.549,1,25,16777215,1478664720,0,c931543c,2645102053">这个人估计是反社会人格，天生变态的那种……</d><d p="241.263,1,25,16777215,1474005722,0,a49ae3d3,2413051449">这不就是、贴吧里的某些人么</d><d p="241.625,5,25,15138834,1465920763,0,955b1ec3,1959844621">颤抖吧！人类 鬼畜之力无人能及×3</d><d p="242.752,1,25,16777215,1466240733,0,11344116,1971348035">又来</d><d p="248.88,1,25,16777215,1451142676,0,d2d98deb,1443931057">233333333333</d><d p="250.621,1,25,16777215,1460448259,0,1bb2f6eb,1754108891">儿子hhhhhh</d><d p="264.917,1,25,16777215,1457528977,0,a7e7e31f,1669987971">飞哥和小佛</d><d p="276.804,1,25,16777215,1469854899,0,d9449a7f,2173004177">气炸了</d><d p="277.638,1,25,16777215,1474005722,0,a49ae3d3,2413054435">鸭嘴兽泰瑞</d><d p="293.695,1,25,16777215,1438153404,0,da652f02,1040511283">我的内心几乎是崩溃的</d><d p="298.108,1,25,16777215,1461006224,0,f6c32c43,1772247757">好像怦然心动男主的爸爸</d><d p="302.375,5,25,14811775,1465920766,0,955b1ec3,1959851209">邻居是被流水工作搞疯的，却又不敢表达，体现了美国当年的问题</d><d p="329.211,1,25,16777215,1483071150,0,35211f80,2794039581">他妻子人还不错</d><d p="349.208,1,25,16777215,1408129410,0,9eca3eb0,1036752604">那是芥末】窝以为是橙汁</d><d p="351.764,1,25,16777215,1477991120,0,dc8cd5ea,2620975287">那是芥末???</d><d p="354.222,5,25,8700107,1456642986,0,ae6dd14c,1645948543">不是果酱么</d><d p="363.16,1,25,16777215,1435806684,0,4d23d3c,1036752637">这男的谁啊</d><d p="367.516,1,25,16777215,1474005724,0,a49ae3d3,2413062033">我也以为是果酱</d><d p="373.502,1,25,16707842,1479463574,0,adc9983c,2671274779">果酱＋10086</d><d p="374.186,1,25,16777215,1473980876,0,8c68588e,2411638025">眼镜不摘？？？？</d><d p="375.134,1,25,16777215,1434110932,0,3cff8359,1036752635">戴着眼镜洗脸没问题吗</d><d p="375.636,1,25,16777215,1453072048,0,76af7ce3,1497545191">不摘眼镜洗脸</d><d p="377.597,1,25,16777215,1484925101,0,785c74eb,2875655902">这集看的我很压抑</d><d p="377.642,1,25,16777215,1443049655,0,fcdcb1a8,1228220079">洗手间铺地毯真的大丈夫？</d><d p="377.973,1,25,16777215,1412661734,0,b8d8c428,1036752613">你带着眼镜洗脸啊</d><d p="389.328,1,25,16777215,1469854901,0,d9449a7f,2173016163">哈哈哈</d><d p="390.058,1,25,16777215,1444676588,0,b84be51e,1275576977">黄芥末， 一半在热狗点和番茄酱摆在一起</d><d p="392.981,1,25,16777215,1431507910,0,67fb1d69,1036752628">太二了</d><d p="399.292,5,25,16707842,1465920770,0,955b1ec3,1959859413">哲♂人♂服</d><d p="401.046,1,25,16777215,1474110473,0,b9a46a99,2419216733">中二中年人</d><d p="401.539,1,25,16777215,1455166887,0,7eb53ed0,1580743041">雾草天线宝宝</d><d p="403.529,1,25,16777215,1408007102,0,9f46abb5,1036752600">好逗</d><d p="405.76,1,25,16777215,1475391792,0,d6ee7aff,2486299575">大便超人....</d><d p="412.053,1,25,16777215,1467468654,0,9868cdb9,2027537751">不再沉默中爆发</d><d p="418.132,1,25,16777215,1486462013,0,133ac943,2969567630">就在爆发中死去</d><d p="428.409,1,25,16777215,1408129411,0,9eca3eb0,1036752605">好可怕！！！</d><d p="430.135,1,25,16777215,1474005725,0,a49ae3d3,2413067107">我吉良吉影只想过平凡的生活</d><d p="434.55,1,25,16777215,1408496946,0,708eb263,1036752609">怕了吧</d><d p="434.863,1,25,16777215,1425193422,0,8ffc758d,1036752619">他儿子逗死了hhhh</d><d p="439.477,1,25,16777215,1477026100,0,8f0e2f6a,2576328749">企鹅男孩</d><d p="443.86,1,25,16777215,1457557535,0,578a71a8,1670675447">吹风机……</d><d p="446.112,1,25,16777215,1433678880,0,7e2a638d,1036752634">章鱼哥</d><d p="446.369,1,25,16777215,1474110474,0,b9a46a99,2419220279">233333333333</d><d p="450.931,1,25,16777215,1409933550,0,f9ecf791,1036752612">中二病2333333333333</d><d p="453.715,1,25,16777215,1447218093,0,893f044b,1338612089">我觉得他绝对会被玛丽安打</d><d p="470.667,1,25,16777215,1450508635,0,1bf391c8,1427172677">哈洛拿的明明是吹风机啊hhhhh</d><d p="473.85,1,25,16777215,1431439844,0,c9df034c,1036752626">坏不过老婆</d><d p="474.046,1,25,16777215,1425193423,0,8ffc758d,1036752620">hhh笑死我了 萌死了小女警和尤教授</d><d p="474.496,1,25,16777215,1444557972,0,bce71354,1272964987">屎</d><d p="475.972,1,25,16777215,1474005726,0,a49ae3d3,2413070849">吃翔？</d><d p="476.627,1,25,16777215,1408129411,0,9eca3eb0,1036752606">这群深井冰</d><d p="480.357,1,25,16777215,1409188169,0,e0717e84,1036752611">最后的晚餐</d><d p="481.85,1,25,16777215,1428814873,0,32c95458,1036752624">卡……。</d><d p="482.8,1,25,16777215,1428814877,0,32c95458,1036752625">妹子跟花花听起来像是一个人配的音</d><d p="485.302,5,25,8700107,1456642989,0,ae6dd14c,1645957651">旋转餐厅？</d><d p="492.065,1,25,16777215,1474110475,0,b9a46a99,2419225091">机智的教授hhhhh</d><d p="496.467,1,25,16777215,1474005726,0,a49ae3d3,2413072523">机智的教授</d><d p="498.869,1,25,16777215,1431507912,0,67fb1d69,1036752629">机智的叫兽</d><d p="501.056,1,25,16777215,1438153407,0,da652f02,1040524293">23333333333</d><d p="503.911,1,25,16777215,1412698345,0,cc712fb,1036752614">萌死了</d><d p="521.075,1,25,16777215,1438153407,0,da652f02,1040525403">23333333333333333333</d><d p="523.5,5,25,15138834,1465920773,0,955b1ec3,1959865859">前方23333333</d><d p="525.961,1,25,16777215,1408129412,0,9eca3eb0,1036752607">刚刚看的明明是两颗豆子</d><d p="527.667,5,25,15138834,1465920774,0,955b1ec3,1959866413">感受滑稽的力量！</d><d p="531.792,5,25,15138834,1465920774,0,955b1ec3,1959867077">↓斜眼</d><d p="535.162,1,25,16777215,1438153408,0,da652f02,1040526129">23333333333333</d><d p="535.552,1,25,16777215,1474110476,0,b9a46a99,2419229011">哈哈哈哈哈 要嚼的这么慢 也是挺辛苦的</d><d p="536.338,1,25,16777215,1408014469,0,5701a6ed,1036752601">尤教授的方块脸太有弹性啦！！</d><d p="536.826,1,25,16777215,1477991123,0,dc8cd5ea,2620981367">2333</d><d p="536.923,5,25,8700107,1456642990,0,ae6dd14c,1645960809">@滑稽</d><d p="537.716,1,25,16777215,1451142697,0,d2d98deb,1443996249">233333333333333</d><d p="537.826,1,25,16777215,1438718650,0,6db35e64,1066716041">23333</d><d p="539.411,1,25,16777215,1412698346,0,cc712fb,1036752615">这是电吹风吧</d><d p="541.419,1,25,16777215,1469854904,0,d9449a7f,2173032077">23333</d><d p="541.584,5,25,15138834,1465920774,0,955b1ec3,1959867813">#滑稽</d><d p="543.174,1,25,16777215,1437584486,0,d1bb03,1036752639">魔性</d><d p="551.038,1,25,16777215,1425193424,0,8ffc758d,1036752621">笑死我了</d><d p="557.865,1,25,16777215,1440850137,0,54ebb5c9,1167794317">那你还问谁要干嘛？直接上就是了</d><d p="576.75,5,25,15138834,1465920776,0,955b1ec3,1959869523">成就：糊一脸 达成</d><d p="577.613,1,25,16777215,1457755978,0,ea258b30,1675789689">233333333333333333</d><d p="581.482,1,25,16777215,1477991124,0,dc8cd5ea,2620983827">大雄?</d><d p="586.941,1,25,16777215,1451142698,0,d2d98deb,1443999787">2333333333333</d><d p="595.24,1,25,16777215,1483689887,0,b0cc5519,2818744209">天哪，我想吃那个椰子奶油派了</d><d p="596.672,1,25,16777215,1474110477,0,b9a46a99,2419234335">误会啊!我手上拿的是吹风机!</d><d p="598.542,1,25,16777215,1465920776,0,955b1ec3,1959870529">2333333333</d><d p="600.827,1,25,16777215,1440850138,0,54ebb5c9,1167798059">除了阿米巴以外最失败的了。。。</d><d p="603.464,1,25,16777215,1438153409,0,da652f02,1040530093">2333333333333</d><d p="605.047,1,25,16777215,1408129414,0,9eca3eb0,1036752608">卧槽</d><d p="608.08,1,25,16777215,1457557538,0,578a71a8,1670676203">他拿的不是吹风机吗</d><d p="610.633,1,25,16777215,1467468657,0,9868cdb9,2027560695">讽刺被现实逼疯的人</d><d p="611.491,1,25,16777215,1431507914,0,67fb1d69,1036752630">帅不过半集</d><d p="612.25,1,25,16777215,1465920777,0,955b1ec3,1959870975">黑化</d><d p="613.523,1,25,16777215,1460448265,0,1bb2f6eb,1754117335">史密斯夫妇hhh</d><d p="614.939,1,25,16777215,1425193425,0,8ffc758d,1036752622">这什么鬼hhh</d><d p="617.875,1,25,16777215,1465920777,0,955b1ec3,1959871515">红红火火恍恍惚惚</d><d p="623.386,1,25,16777215,1469854905,0,d9449a7f,2173040327">hhh</d><d p="627.735,1,25,16777215,1425193425,0,8ffc758d,1036752623">hhh</d><d p="648.562,1,25,16777215,1436580607,0,9095fcda,1036752638">maya还有ed啊！【第一次听到】</d><d p="653.57,1,25,16777215,1447254666,0,422ad8fd,1339633493">好听呢</d></i>