<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><i><chatserver>chat.bilibili.com</chatserver><chatid>0</chatid><mission>0</mission><maxlimit>0</maxlimit><state>0</state><real_name>0</real_name><source>DF</source><info>{"cid":4123461,"ndanmu":1500}</info><d p="1.3,5,25,14811775,1451192473,0,99a9f17c,1445111855">前</d><d p="4.712,5,25,15138834,1467731485,0,955b1ec3,2042410685">前方花式虐狗</d><d p="5.547,1,25,16777215,1479737428,0,68e53bb8,2682770603">來貢獻彈幕</d><d p="5.632,5,25,15138834,1467731485,0,955b1ec3,2042411795">前方花式虐狗</d><d p="14.741,1,25,16777215,1408086209,0,5701a6ed,1036764234">啊，你们是无声世界里的那对异性恋！！</d><d p="19.328,1,25,41194,1448712533,0,263d8207,1381343873">FFFFFFFFFFFFF</d><d p="29.142,1,25,16777215,1472091013,0,bf709f55,2324637247">鸟和蜜蜂是美国早期性教育的那啥</d><d p="29.35,1,25,16777215,1435230424,0,b62ecd8c,1036764267">旁白是单身hhhhhhhhhhhhh</d><d p="31.794,1,25,16777215,1470874112,0,54dc815,2245451775">旁白都生气了</d><d p="34.347,1,25,16777215,1467590917,0,bf709f55,2033920743">我记得鸟和蜜蜂在美国是对幼儿的早期性教育⋯⋯</d><d p="34.444,1,25,16777215,1479737428,0,68e53bb8,2682772589">2333333</d><d p="40.655,1,25,16777215,1470874112,0,54dc815,2245452515">幼儿园就这样233333</d><d p="41.515,1,25,41194,1448712534,0,263d8207,1381345957">卧槽…你们是幼儿园啊…</d><d p="49.167,1,25,16777215,1455498590,0,2985f249,1597088117">感受到世界的恶意</d><d p="58.692,1,25,16777215,1474621508,0,a49ae3d3,2434921257">阿Q：我想和你困觉</d><d p="68.037,5,25,15138834,1475727120,0,6248d2c1,2510684643">这根本不是虱子的错，要是这种人mua~mua~地向我冲来，我也受不了</d><d p="72.833,5,25,38979,1451192474,0,99a9f17c,1445116031">魔性</d><d p="75.405,5,25,16751001,1467781278,0,72f18da0,2044251447">看成了大耳朵图图</d><d p="76.059,1,25,16777215,1440079801,0,bf7de3bf,1131005983">木马木马木马</d><d p="77.994,1,25,41194,1448712535,0,263d8207,1381349267">雾草…这人什么情况…</d><d p="78.237,1,25,16777215,1478606906,0,dc8cd5ea,2643838511">图图hhhh</d><d p="81.316,1,25,16777215,1426385406,0,836853a1,1036764260">晒危机</d><d p="107.636,1,25,6724095,1413112062,0,b8ebb516,1036764251">太鬼畜了</d><d p="111.87,1,25,16777215,1421331012,0,931a1f45,1036764256">这明明和虱子没啥关系好吧，这动作太鬼畜了</d><d p="114.791,1,25,16777215,1452232963,0,6a98f3b9,1473660555">原版肯定不是虱子的意思，这集是讽刺外貌协会也就是颜值控</d><d p="118.655,1,25,41194,1448712536,0,263d8207,1381353171">没有虱子也不要被他亲好吗！！！！！</d><d p="122.129,1,25,16777215,1429952755,0,777c1cdd,1036764264">魔人你走的好带感</d><d p="125.644,5,25,15138834,1475727121,0,6248d2c1,2510691351">这孩子干嘛一定要亲别人啊</d><d p="131.091,1,25,16777215,1474621509,0,a49ae3d3,2434924055">外貌协会有什么错！</d><d p="132.011,5,25,16751001,1467781280,0,72f18da0,2044258479">泡泡吓得变色了</d><d p="133.597,1,25,16777215,1455376272,0,4923ab2c,1591610931">狮子</d><d p="135.75,1,25,16777215,1421320059,0,329ff92c,1036764255">掉进熔岩都不死还脆弱……</d><d p="139.526,5,25,16751001,1467781280,0,72f18da0,2044260109">都吓得变色了</d><d p="163.052,5,25,15138834,1475727122,0,6248d2c1,2510694753">好恐怖啊！！！</d><d p="163.413,1,25,16777215,1452535343,0,6980f320,1482349047">卧槽我鸡皮疙瘩</d><d p="163.456,1,25,16777215,1467511815,0,a0398c53,2029113945">好恶（（（（</d><d p="165.664,1,25,16777215,1441383142,0,9ddd26cf,1189329059">卧槽</d><d p="166.091,1,25,16777215,1412694676,0,b8d8c428,1036764247">啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊太猎奇了！</d><d p="167.551,1,25,16777215,1458385635,0,22118ef2,1692768441">好魔性</d><d p="167.893,1,25,41194,1448712537,0,263d8207,1381356749">卧槽！！！！！眼珠！！…</d><d p="168.579,1,25,16777215,1484626369,0,7ac0aa09,2858252431">下一集了</d><d p="168.613,1,25,16777215,1457766226,0,ea258b30,1676250303">卧槽</d><d p="170.434,1,25,16777215,1456891948,0,e82fefa8,1652018149">太噁心了444</d><d p="170.688,1,25,16777215,1460369196,0,cbe8af6d,1752097175">卧槽</d><d p="172.601,1,25,16777215,1444309795,0,691a904c,1266653315">矮額</d><d p="177.083,1,25,16777215,1412525523,0,a85e5af0,1036764241">密集恐惧症啊坟蛋</d><d p="178.932,1,25,16777215,1426385406,0,836853a1,1036764261">WTF！。</d><d p="182.997,1,25,16777215,1452535344,0,6980f320,1482349409">我要吓死了</d><d p="190.755,1,25,16777215,1452232964,0,6a98f3b9,1473662995">这张嘴为何这么恐怖。。。</d><d p="210.494,1,25,16777215,1479737434,0,68e53bb8,2682794017">2333還看名字</d><d p="283.133,1,25,16777215,1421331015,0,931a1f45,1036764257">这动作太鬼畜了啊，亲上瘾了……</d><d p="301.859,1,25,16777215,1429952758,0,777c1cdd,1036764265">我比较在意这小孩的父母怎么看</d><d p="307.681,1,25,15138834,1444691251,0,57bb3beb,1275634587">＋4</d><d p="331.825,4,25,16711680,1444309799,0,691a904c,1266662245">啾咪</d><d p="333.155,1,25,16777215,1478606912,0,dc8cd5ea,2643856065">23333</d><d p="334.5,1,25,16777215,1457446252,0,541f014f,1668286031">猥琐男</d><d p="349.767,1,25,16777215,1485954590,0,ef06d71b,2936580858">卧槽</d><d p="351.787,1,25,16777215,1485954590,0,ef06d71b,2936582232">啾啾傲娇脸</d><d p="356.517,1,25,16777215,1469160729,0,7e4941de,2126750067">教父梗</d><d p="359.723,1,25,16777215,1460653306,0,1d5c6417,1759682831">妮玛这是到了索马里了</d><d p="377.942,1,25,16777215,1412694681,0,b8d8c428,1036764248">这个村的警察是废物嘛</d><d p="381.325,1,25,16777215,1459332378,0,aa81f0b2,1717488269">是呀是呀</d><d p="385.5,1,25,16777215,1408086216,0,5701a6ed,1036764235">莫名带感的BGM</d><d p="388.535,1,25,16777215,1467511820,0,a0398c53,2029131147">看个儿童剧那么认真干嘛（</d><d p="406.763,1,25,16777215,1476709755,0,aac491ed,2563766209">核武器</d><d p="411.433,1,25,14811775,1451225431,0,99a9f17c,1446719857">GG了</d><d p="424.803,1,25,16777215,1414293101,0,33ad2532,1036764253">23333333333333333</d><d p="429.878,1,25,3381657,1444313402,0,691a904c,1266671769">23333333333</d><d p="433.721,1,25,15138834,1444691253,0,57bb3beb,1275635229">莫名喜感233333</d><d p="454.133,1,25,16777215,1438408950,0,a63288c5,1052356305">为毛电视台还在运营</d><d p="455.438,1,25,16777215,1486267960,0,3cd1e6e2,2956877996">摸猫教父</d><d p="485.708,1,25,16777215,1472857677,0,d42be17c,2367967909">飞啊，你们真是的</d><d p="486.536,1,25,16777215,1457446256,0,541f014f,1668296915">张无忌和赵敏</d><d p="487.097,1,25,16777215,1455376279,0,4923ab2c,1591645029">衣服怎么变了</d><d p="488.792,1,25,16777215,1412525529,0,a85e5af0,1036764242">密室.avi.</d><d p="489.652,1,25,16777215,1478606915,0,dc8cd5ea,2643865113">你不是有光线嘛</d><d p="490.176,1,25,16777215,1462068625,0,d10ca077,1807101013">jojo刚刚衣服好帅</d><d p="495.929,1,25,16777215,1421331019,0,931a1f45,1036764258">这家伙只会这种变态动作么……</d><d p="501.408,1,25,16777215,1412687397,0,a279cff,1036764246">前面那个尼撕开</d><d p="504.778,1,25,16777215,1476309980,0,1f4a55e0,2548328019">现在看简直黄暴</d><d p="506.706,1,25,16777215,1452243905,0,6a98f3b9,1473883107">飞起来不就好了</d><d p="513.164,1,25,3381657,1444317116,0,691a904c,1266950507">飛阿...</d><d p="514.922,1,25,16777215,1467763696,0,955b1ec3,2043214967">前方虐狗X2</d><d p="516.042,1,25,16777215,1467763697,0,955b1ec3,2043215287">前方花式虐狗x2</d><d p="516.305,1,25,16777215,1438408951,0,a63288c5,1052360455">恶</d><d p="516.953,1,25,16777215,1448701535,0,c64804dd,1380730247">飞上去啊</d><d p="519.453,1,25,16777215,1408378377,0,6531fe7,1036764239">好恶心</d><d p="520.32,1,25,15138834,1444691255,0,57bb3beb,1275635623">放开那个女孩</d><d p="524.597,1,25,16777215,1455376280,0,4923ab2c,1591649641">有口水</d><d p="529.425,1,25,16777215,1480482063,0,10c0919e,2706423745">老婆花花来亲亲</d><d p="531.042,1,25,16777215,1412525531,0,a85e5af0,1036764243">放开那个小朋友，让我来！</d><d p="531.247,1,25,3381657,1444317117,0,691a904c,1266951685">走開 我來代替那男孩!!!</d><d p="532.528,5,25,16711680,1459065869,0,e4b539d7,1711154859">@粗暴小子</d><d p="532.539,1,25,16777215,1412694684,0,b8d8c428,1036764249">有什么冲我来！！！</d><d p="532.779,1,25,16777215,1452535350,0,6980f320,1482353629">。。。。我的天</d><d p="532.782,1,25,16777215,1444191151,0,47b812b4,1263067995">有什么事冲我来</d><d p="533.015,5,25,15138834,1475727127,0,6248d2c1,2510715839">卧槽！！！！！！！我的小女警！！！！！！！</d><d p="533.827,1,25,16777215,1408086220,0,5701a6ed,1036764236">你们三个在干吗！！！！</d><d p="533.934,1,25,16777215,1470874121,0,54dc815,2245471441">我也要</d><d p="534.357,1,25,41194,1448716144,0,263d8207,1381382151">卧槽？？？？？？？？！</d><d p="534.446,1,25,16777215,1459249621,0,1dcd0d57,1715507195">你们快放开那有虱子的  冲我来啊啊啊啊</d><d p="535.402,1,25,16777215,1444623178,0,cc4aabbb,1274342749"> 放开他 有本事冲我来</d><d p="535.478,1,25,16777215,1444118643,0,47b812b4,1260056025">小女警冲我来吧</d><d p="536.661,1,25,15138834,1444691256,0,57bb3beb,1275635797">冲我来</d><d p="536.894,1,25,16777215,1408086221,0,5701a6ed,1036764237">OH天啊。。</d><d p="537.004,1,25,16777215,1438408952,0,a63288c5,1052361851">恶</d><d p="537.45,1,25,16777215,1465791174,0,80fd5837,1954803795">@比巴卜_(:з」∠)_</d><d p="539.993,1,25,16777215,1410106370,0,458c5bb8,1036764240">→_→</d><d p="543.762,1,25,16777215,1467763697,0,955b1ec3,2043216205">FFFFFFFFFFFFF!</d><d p="544.282,1,25,16777215,1434449204,0,94c2b01,1036764266">卧槽简直了</d><d p="547.371,1,25,16777215,1460653310,0,1d5c6417,1759686577">我没你们三个闺女(⸝⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ⌑ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀⸝⸝⸝)</d><d p="549.229,1,25,16777215,1414476124,0,c67f8e1b,1036764254"> 是我不纯洁了 还是这动画原来就那么内涵</d><d p="550.083,1,25,16777215,1472857679,0,d42be17c,2367969535">FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF团在哪里啊</d><d p="551.777,1,25,16777215,1408086221,0,5701a6ed,1036764238">yooooooooooooooo</d><d p="551.878,1,25,16777215,1464599142,0,2d290cea,1905696041">我擦红红火火哈哈哈哈哈，</d><d p="552.301,1,25,16777215,1412661775,0,ae3365d5,1036764244">啾啾 让我给你点蜡～</d><d p="552.692,1,25,16777215,1412694685,0,b8d8c428,1036764250">捡肥皂</d><d p="552.85,1,25,3381657,1444317117,0,691a904c,1266952575">yooooooooooooooo</d><d p="553.492,1,25,16777215,1412683708,0,76f29661,1036764245">人兽啊</d><d p="553.924,1,25,16777215,1461255141,0,efff52e4,1779018585">要被肛了(不</d><d p="555.841,1,25,16777215,1421331020,0,931a1f45,1036764259">童年到底在看什么……</d><d p="556.279,1,25,16777215,1448701536,0,c64804dd,1380732123">yoooooooooooooooooo</d><d p="557.357,1,25,16777215,1454411249,0,6db35e64,1545998317">哈哈哈哈</d><d p="558.031,1,25,16777215,1480413967,0,93e3dde,2704596691"> 23</d><d p="559.934,1,25,16777215,1476018548,0,33c83e3d,2538520519">这些年到底经历了什么</d><d p="561.332,5,25,16707842,1479525102,0,adc9983c,2673546251">比粗暴小子还………………</d></i>