<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><i><chatserver>chat.bilibili.com</chatserver><chatid>0</chatid><mission>0</mission><maxlimit>0</maxlimit><state>0</state><real_name>0</real_name><source>DF</source><info>{"cid":4123466,"ndanmu":1500}</info><d p="3.446,1,25,8700107,1471349316,0,db994877,2277099073">第一个承包花花</d><d p="15.323,1,25,16777215,1444500135,0,691a904c,1271212831">最安全...</d><d p="15.467,1,25,16777215,1439291235,0,7e2a638d,1092883055">最安全←_←</d><d p="15.542,1,25,16777215,1472864953,0,d42be17c,2368096895">最安全？？？？？？</d><d p="16.278,1,25,16777215,1479668602,0,11a2994f,2680693725">真的安全吗？</d><d p="23.84,1,25,16707842,1479542690,0,adc9983c,2674602537">会说话的狗233333</d><d p="27.821,1,25,16777215,1433556625,0,a2adaacd,1036769449">哈哈哈心地善良却长长遇到灾难的小镇居民</d><d p="27.917,1,25,16777215,1411369438,0,cbfac134,1036769439">hhhh</d><d p="29.98,1,25,16777215,1464779251,0,2d290cea,1914113283">哈哈哈哈哈哈</d><d p="32.583,1,25,16777215,1472864954,0,d42be17c,2368097991">什么情况</d><d p="36.792,1,25,16777215,1438701107,0,7e2a638d,1066310063">饺子</d><d p="38.483,5,25,16777215,1472483505,0,a51b32f4,2351901279">这个表情好可爱</d><d p="39.139,1,25,38979,1486458318,0,ecbb9da5,2969121640">毛毛超可爱啊！//////</d><d p="39.406,1,25,16777215,1479668602,0,11a2994f,2680694077">4+1=5</d><d p="40.4,1,25,16777215,1439291236,0,7e2a638d,1092886041">前方高能</d><d p="43.94,1,25,16707842,1479542691,0,adc9983c,2674604539">暂停成功滑稽</d><d p="55.491,1,25,16777215,1438408921,0,a63288c5,1052257413">等一下这个难度穿越了吧</d><d p="55.505,1,25,16777215,1452254907,0,6a98f3b9,1474318519">我去你家幼儿园教这种东西哒</d><d p="56.021,1,25,16777215,1452538983,0,6980f320,1482371615">你幼儿园。。。</d><d p="56.456,1,25,16777215,1479388178,0,dc8cd5ea,2669282417">????????</d><d p="56.687,1,25,16777215,1408089899,0,5701a6ed,1036769432">老师你确定幼儿园教这个？！</d><d p="56.922,1,25,16777215,1438701107,0,7e2a638d,1066311219">233333333333333333333</d><d p="57.841,1,25,16777215,1421334671,0,931a1f45,1036769443">幼儿园学这个真的好么……</d><d p="58.359,1,25,16777215,1451657457,0,d2d98deb,1457573577">卧槽你们幼儿园的课程好高端</d><d p="58.456,1,25,16777215,1444500136,0,691a904c,1271213527">欸欸</d><d p="59.1,1,25,16777215,1408165295,0,1268c68f,1036769434">卧槽。。。。。</d><d p="59.774,1,25,16777215,1464779252,0,2d290cea,1914115387">哈哈哈哈哈哈画风突变</d><d p="60.501,1,25,16777215,1477343101,0,a7909340,2591753201">抱歉，我没读过幼儿园，不是很懂你们小镇村的幼儿园教的东西</d><d p="61.467,1,25,16777215,1421334678,0,931a1f45,1036769444">屈才啊</d><d p="61.48,1,25,16777215,1475230009,0,1623a390,2468509357">zoc幼儿园23333</d><d p="61.672,1,25,16777215,1454929627,0,14386cff,1570977307">雾草？</d><d p="62.917,1,25,16777215,1413083502,0,29073924,1036769441">好可怕哦</d><d p="64.626,1,25,16777215,1409926218,0,c7af9cc8,1036769438">卧槽....</d><d p="64.953,1,25,16777215,1408630225,0,f3d3510a,1036769435">23333333333</d><d p="65.489,1,25,16777215,1408089899,0,5701a6ed,1036769433">老师让你当幼儿园老师真是屈才啊。。</d><d p="65.661,1,25,16777215,1447333752,0,42c070f4,1341223105">已经超越数学了，吓死我了</d><d p="65.749,1,25,16777215,1466330785,0,11344116,1975576797">两个苹果是书上的例题，后面的算法是课后练习</d><d p="66.886,1,25,16777215,1415974201,0,fdc7afe2,1036769442">好凶⊙﹏⊙</d><d p="69.332,1,25,16777215,1440940174,0,6d630249,1172150207">这就是一走神就听不懂的数学课</d><d p="71.234,1,25,16777215,1452254908,0,6a98f3b9,1474320871">我去我大学狗都没教这些。。。。。</d><d p="71.376,1,25,15138834,1485097888,0,6c9c8735,2885225324">这里是相对论flag</d><d p="71.841,1,25,15138834,1444705869,0,57bb3beb,1275756817">谁说的外国人英语不好……</d><d p="75.341,1,25,15138834,1444705869,0,57bb3beb,1275756941">数学不好</d><d p="77.861,1,25,16777215,1467536727,0,a60792a6,2031132525">这样的老师为何只教幼儿园不科学！</d><d p="87.794,1,25,16777215,1456071152,0,5d2df786,1625561849">你真的是幼儿园老师吗</d><d p="97.281,1,25,16777215,1477915726,0,be2b39f8,2618599027">胶水君变回去了呱？</d><d p="97.767,1,25,16777215,1439291238,0,7e2a638d,1092893367">看到公主了</d><d p="100.274,1,25,16777215,1442599335,0,97666798,1217277335">踩踏事故</d><d p="106.136,1,25,16707842,1479542694,0,adc9983c,2674614003">那些人无限循环啊</d><d p="107.464,1,25,16777215,1460224932,0,65cbbffa,1747024233">這些算式才花5分鐘...</d><d p="112.462,1,25,16777215,1485097885,0,6c9c8735,2885211010">博士学这些吗</d><d p="120.25,1,25,16777215,1479388180,0,dc8cd5ea,2669286597">233</d><d p="120.533,1,25,16777215,1439291238,0,7e2a638d,1092894941">23333333</d><d p="124.79,1,25,16777215,1438701115,0,7e2a638d,1066337617">233333333333</d><d p="127.196,1,25,16777215,1479870664,0,68e53bb8,2686499841">好萌</d><d p="133.638,1,25,16777215,1479668604,0,11a2994f,2680695347">揪尾巴？！</d><d p="136.467,1,25,16777215,1439291239,0,7e2a638d,1092895993">23333333</d><d p="141.978,1,25,16777215,1482645732,0,87bea5e8,2780843091">卧槽，相对论</d><d p="143.802,1,25,16777215,1479388180,0,dc8cd5ea,2669288623">好高端的动画片_(:зゝ∠)_</d><d p="144.939,1,25,16777215,1460656962,0,1d5c6417,1759730889">超越光速了？(⸝⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ⌑ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀⸝⸝⸝)</d><d p="151.681,1,25,16777215,1452352281,0,e2df81d7,1477287099">光速。。。</d><d p="152.09,1,25,16777215,1423681388,0,f9a7b4e6,1036769445">难道……</d><d p="152.959,1,25,14811775,1457709109,0,c310701a,1674810939">他们超越光速了啦</d><d p="154.437,1,25,16777215,1479870664,0,68e53bb8,2686500433">臥糙</d><d p="155.641,1,25,15138834,1444705871,0,57bb3beb,1275758681">相对论的理由来说自身运动速度超过光速会发生时间逆流</d><d p="162.563,1,25,16777215,1432011668,0,7ac0aa09,1036769447">50年</d><d p="166.162,1,25,16777215,1438701116,0,7e2a638d,1066342063">已经快到超神了</d><d p="178.106,1,25,16777215,1433556628,0,a2adaacd,1036769450">超过光速穿越了？</d><d p="194.818,1,25,16777215,1432011669,0,7ac0aa09,1036769448">已经到50年后了吗</d><d p="198.78,1,25,38979,1486458320,0,ecbb9da5,2969136152">哎毛毛这个发型好可爱/////</d><d p="199.369,1,25,16777215,1474700589,0,9a2765a1,2438261559">头发好漂亮可爱爆了</d><d p="205.954,1,25,16777215,1438701117,0,7e2a638d,1066344839">原来毛毛头发还可以这样</d><d p="206.863,1,25,16777215,1466658097,0,69242908,1988154573">穿越到50年前了吧</d><d p="218.763,1,25,16777215,1479668606,0,11a2994f,2680696375">这一集有人陪我看吗！我害怕</d><d p="226.025,1,25,16777215,1479388182,0,dc8cd5ea,2669295223">失去50年孩子的爸爸?要开虐吗？</d><d p="231.012,1,25,16777215,1485097891,0,6c9c8735,2885240668">萌凤头型</d><d p="234.799,1,25,15138834,1485097890,0,6c9c8735,2885236130">萌凤头型</d><d p="247.625,1,25,16777215,1411373042,0,cbfac134,1036769440">穿越了。。。</d><d p="266.9,1,25,16777215,1470891666,0,5eb1d25d,2246561787">果然没了飞天小女警小镇村就变成荒漠了啊…</d><d p="267.859,1,25,16777215,1479388184,0,dc8cd5ea,2669301671">虐</d><d p="272.425,1,25,16777215,1474765755,0,a49ae3d3,2441341731">@小马利亚</d><d p="273.602,1,25,16777215,1447333769,0,42c070f4,1341266739">好诡异</d><d p="277.265,1,25,16777215,1468926452,0,1ec4bbbd,2113032443">hIM</d><d p="293.419,1,25,16777215,1475766711,0,4923ab2c,2514628615">油叫兽不会在做三个小女警么</d><d p="297.43,1,25,16777215,1438704720,0,7e2a638d,1066352089">尺度</d><d p="299.521,1,25,16777215,1477915733,0,be2b39f8,2618622297">贝伦婆婆依然没有露脸呱</d><d p="308.76,1,25,16777215,1479388185,0,dc8cd5ea,2669304405">有上半身。。可是。。。</d><d p="318.037,1,25,16777215,1460656965,0,1d5c6417,1759732951">都是毛毛的错o(｀ω´*)o</d><d p="327.322,1,25,16777215,1438704720,0,7e2a638d,1066354007">看来是真爱</d><d p="329.982,1,25,16777215,1479388185,0,dc8cd5ea,2669305917">哎?</d><d p="330.479,1,25,16777215,1408630239,0,f3d3510a,1036769436">真爱啊</d><d p="332.65,1,25,16777215,1444533060,0,691a904c,1271682351">有點可怕</d><d p="333.732,1,25,16777215,1479870667,0,68e53bb8,2686504699">突然有點虐QQ</d><d p="334.547,1,25,16777215,1475230014,0,1623a390,2468527857">市长的老婆肿么办 ←ω←</d><d p="337.845,1,25,16777215,1474765756,0,a49ae3d3,2441344473">市长夫人很尴尬</d><d p="341.62,1,25,16777215,1457572183,0,578a71a8,1670772063">问题是市长有老婆的</d><d p="355.462,1,25,16777215,1474765756,0,a49ae3d3,2441345187">@祥林嫂</d><d p="382.325,1,25,16777215,1477271344,0,67909cb0,2587257245">他</d><d p="385.77,1,25,16777215,1469614012,0,a0398c53,2157030385">难道是……他……（滑稽</d><d p="389.376,1,25,16777215,1452254919,0,6a98f3b9,1474348377">他好久没出现了，作为反派没魔人啾啾敬业啊</d><d p="389.944,1,25,15138834,1485097894,0,6c9c8735,2885255452">我突然开始怀疑他是爱因斯坦……</d><d p="401.437,1,25,16777215,1479388187,0,dc8cd5ea,2669310921">你的时间线跟别人比不一样啊</d><d p="462.888,1,25,16777215,1475975350,0,4923ab2c,2529635301">隐藏实力派</d><d p="468.369,1,25,16777215,1438704723,0,7e2a638d,1066361747">woc这身</d><d p="468.96,1,25,16777215,1457572186,0,578a71a8,1670773591">本体啊</d><d p="468.963,1,25,16777215,1439291246,0,7e2a638d,1092922751">好一撮阴毛</d><d p="470.511,1,25,16777215,1438408930,0,a63288c5,1052288751">啊，变成保加利亚妖王了</d><d p="471.292,1,25,16777215,1464779258,0,2d290cea,1914136107">卧槽</d><d p="473.647,1,25,16777215,1475975356,0,4923ab2c,2529642037">雄性大发</d><d p="474.308,1,25,16777215,1475975351,0,4923ab2c,2529636509">纯爷们</d><d p="474.515,5,25,15138834,1456243940,0,4923ab2c,1632321769">红魔王</d><d p="477.138,1,25,16777215,1482645739,0,87bea5e8,2780869659">声优厉害了</d><d p="477.162,1,25,16777215,1469614014,0,a0398c53,2157041483">还我那个可爱的大姐姐啦</d><d p="477.367,1,25,16777215,1475975352,0,4923ab2c,2529637311">原来皮草是胸毛</d><d p="480.041,1,25,16777215,1475975363,0,4923ab2c,2529650059">小红人</d><d p="480.116,1,25,15138834,1456243938,0,4923ab2c,1632317741">应该是红魔</d><d p="485.753,1,25,16777215,1438704725,0,7e2a638d,1066367547">“他”是喜欢玩运用群众力量这种play吗</d><d p="488.151,1,25,16777215,1474700594,0,9a2765a1,2438278997">道德绑架喔</d><d p="498.102,5,25,16777215,1466658102,0,69242908,1988170997">必须要保护你们吗？这种道德绑架真的够了</d><d p="498.781,1,25,16777215,1453449855,0,d3bc82bf,1508694443">魔人jojo呢？？</d><d p="500.068,1,25,16777215,1475975353,0,4923ab2c,2529638233">里面有个瑟杜莎</d><d p="501.446,1,25,16777215,1438704725,0,7e2a638d,1066369151">你们自己不能保护？逗我</d><d p="503.893,1,25,16777215,1452538991,0,6980f320,1482377159">他们没出现的时候怎么办</d><d p="504.394,1,25,16777215,1475975359,0,4923ab2c,2529645245">世界末日</d><d p="504.46,1,25,8700107,1471349327,0,db994877,2277159801">是他的精神控制吧？</d><d p="504.94,1,25,16777215,1474765758,0,a49ae3d3,2441351363">你们都不给他们发工资的好么</d><d p="506.837,1,25,16777215,1460656969,0,1d5c6417,1759735245">你们我闺女没义务保护你们( ง ᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃</d><d p="510.848,5,25,38979,1445104951,0,cc2e8bf0,1285622839">其实这个城在他们诞生前早应该毁掉了！！</d><d p="511.863,1,25,16777215,1452254921,0,6a98f3b9,1474354091">我算是看出来了，这部动画从头到尾就是一直在嘲讽</d><d p="518.357,5,25,41194,1448719828,0,263d8207,1381702999">不不不…其实怪兽都是尤教授之后做出来的23333333</d><d p="524.052,1,25,16777215,1474765759,0,a49ae3d3,2441352923">前面成人眼光的，美漫讽刺社会是常识好么</d><d p="524.485,1,25,16777215,1452254923,0,6a98f3b9,1474364059">怪兽很大一部分都是魔人啾啾造的，所以整个故事其实就是由教授引起的</d><d p="525.408,1,25,16777215,1475975354,0,4923ab2c,2529639061">好可怕</d><d p="529.167,1,25,16777215,1409321403,0,fed314dc,1036769437">米国人民好强大的脑洞</d><d p="530.968,1,25,16777215,1475975358,0,4923ab2c,2529643529">cv都是怪物</d><d p="532.073,5,25,16777215,1466658103,0,69242908,1988173259">简直噩梦...</d><d p="532.356,1,25,15138834,1485097896,0,6c9c8735,2885268768">这整部剧就叫作尤教授和他的伐木累</d><d p="540.687,1,25,15138834,1485097897,0,6c9c8735,2885271804">试看现在的环球，竟然是赤旗的世界</d><d p="547.116,1,25,16777215,1474765759,0,a49ae3d3,2441353919">@超人</d><d p="548.854,1,25,16777215,1469704021,0,a0398c53,2162928337">吃土啦</d><d p="550.292,1,25,16777215,1452352289,0,e2df81d7,1477307409">又回来了。</d><d p="558.021,1,25,16777215,1438704726,0,7e2a638d,1066372113">又回来了？</d><d p="558.784,1,25,16777215,1479388191,0,dc8cd5ea,2669324565">可怜那个时间线上的教授，可能到死都以为自己没再见过小女警们一面</d><d p="564.333,1,25,16777215,1457960999,0,c0b7b04b,1682523171">超光速逆转时间？</d><d p="565.784,1,25,16777215,1438704726,0,7e2a638d,1066373049">其实挺想看接下来的故事</d><d p="567.576,1,25,16777215,1467536736,0,a60792a6,2031173677">貌据理论上只能到未来不能回到过去...</d><d p="568.199,1,25,16777215,1457572188,0,578a71a8,1670775107">也许这也是 他 的幻术吧</d><d p="591.903,1,25,16777215,1474765760,0,a49ae3d3,2441355831">@叫超人来帮忙啊</d><d p="594.172,1,25,16777215,1467536737,0,a60792a6,2031178043">大概who knows，然后“他”的英文名是who？</d><d p="594.645,1,25,16777215,1438704727,0,7e2a638d,1066375055">旁白好棒</d><d p="597.061,1,25,16777215,1428793667,0,a15d290,1036769446">旁白君泥垢了</d><d p="599.159,1,25,16777215,1452254925,0,6a98f3b9,1474367973">恶意卖萌的旁白</d><d p="601.158,1,25,16777215,1438704729,0,7e2a638d,1066381615">等等这集的主题是这个吗2333</d></i>