<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><i><chatserver>chat.bilibili.com</chatserver><chatid>0</chatid><mission>0</mission><maxlimit>0</maxlimit><state>0</state><real_name>0</real_name><source>DF</source><info>{"cid":4143585,"ndanmu":3000}</info><d p="11.351,1,25,16777215,1464966713,0,b10bc393,1920549075">什么鬼</d><d p="18.419,1,25,16777215,1455732170,0,4923ab2c,1608962241">旁白的声音和尤教授有点像</d><d p="44.598,1,25,16763904,1467565297,0,af816b57,2033500935">糖，香料，还有美好的味道，就差化学物X了</d><d p="55.452,1,25,16777215,1459678008,0,29969840,1728616329">0弹幕？还是我炸了？</d><d p="59.329,5,25,16777215,1472446902,0,cddd5748,2348720413">没人啊。。。</d><d p="59.56,1,25,16777215,1459681633,0,1b1717d6,1728713621">干得漂亮</d><d p="66.7,1,25,16777215,1464797549,0,74a36baf,1915104821">还有我</d><d p="82.801,1,25,16777215,1460872965,0,9131c4d7,1767732239">喔喔喔喔好萌</d><d p="95.76,1,25,16777215,1448211712,0,9a9ebe2c,1364542735">老尤……2333333</d><d p="127.454,1,25,16777215,1443669072,0,80a66083,1242751521">我了个</d><d p="130.547,1,25,16777215,1434441860,0,e1e010d,1046671050">你小时候那么皮 大学却如此老好人</d><d p="133.077,1,25,16777215,1470442097,0,354a15c,2214113525">dick</d><d p="139.258,1,25,15138834,1486300159,0,350500fe,2959675758">233</d><d p="142.26,1,25,16777215,1459850780,0,6db35e64,1734861667">233</d><d p="145.454,1,25,16777215,1471191162,0,54dc815,2267040221">233333</d><d p="147.909,1,25,16777215,1462633897,0,60b5a1d7,1829282045">小学到大学这段时间发生了什么！</d><d p="148.018,1,25,16777215,1436652411,0,5f75da91,1046671052">尤教授好萌</d><d p="149.46,1,25,16777215,1460872966,0,9131c4d7,1767738341">此处按门铃可鬼畜</d><d p="158.058,1,25,16777215,1465639608,0,6dfda651,1949218591">di ck</d><d p="163.968,1,25,16777215,1461064020,0,ff7c56e5,1773381639">教授真是老好人；可爱</d><d p="172.096,1,25,16777215,1468249916,0,f9a7b4e6,2072158013">dick哈哈哈哈哈哈哈</d><d p="181.803,1,25,16777215,1436652412,0,5f75da91,1046671053">損友</d><d p="194.323,5,18,65535,1454144711,0,13771d2a,1534646773">一脸懵逼</d><d p="199.039,1,25,16777215,1455382873,0,8abc453b,1592104143">(╯°口°)╯(┴—┴大学室友要是比我先有女儿我一定会宰了他们</d><d p="227.629,1,25,16777215,1482894708,0,329ff92c,2788884017">制♂造</d><d p="236.514,1,25,16777215,1463843462,0,527da134,1871231201">利……用</d><d p="238.634,1,25,16777215,1436652413,0,5f75da91,1046671054">三小</d><d p="240.446,5,25,16777215,1472446906,0,cddd5748,2348736693">你不知道小女警是可以随便用银行的钱吗</d><d p="242.927,1,25,16777215,1437581551,0,2e438a3e,1046671063">滚！混蛋</d><d p="243.085,1,25,16777215,1461485076,0,2bef1655,1787917213">dick</d><d p="244.456,1,25,16777215,1443938554,0,47b812b4,1252821345">日本萝莉控躺枪</d><d p="244.48,1,25,16777215,1448211715,0,9a9ebe2c,1364545329">发现小女警里面很喜欢日本人这个梗啊</d><d p="244.9,1,25,16777215,1408907030,0,1268c68f,1046671031">为什么是日本人啊2333333333</d><d p="246.513,1,25,16777215,1444824516,0,57bb3beb,1278160083">萝莉控躺枪</d><d p="247.094,1,25,16777215,1408939930,0,b6fd52cc,1046671036">因为有一段时间日本游客遍布世界各地，日本政府也财大气粗，扬言要买美国的领土</d><d p="248.085,1,25,16777215,1468249917,0,f9a7b4e6,2072165047">日本人哈哈哈哈哈</d><d p="249.242,1,25,16777215,1409990658,0,c580fe4c,1046671037">日本人确实买了........飞天小女警Z版权....</d><d p="249.749,1,25,16777215,1434175337,0,7e2a638d,1046671046">↑谢科普</d><d p="251.732,1,25,16777215,1455732174,0,4923ab2c,1608966947">渣男</d><d p="255.743,1,25,16777215,1455732175,0,4923ab2c,1608968529">的确如此，日本确实买了小女警Z的版权</d><d p="256.95,1,25,16777215,1412334475,0,76f29661,1046671039">日本人萝莉控</d><d p="267.008,1,25,16777215,1461064023,0,ff7c56e5,1773388399">平时很好欺负，一有人打小女警的主意就强硬起来了</d><d p="276.681,1,25,16777215,1459850782,0,6db35e64,1734866737">好爸爸</d><d p="281.472,1,25,16777215,1436652413,0,5f75da91,1046671055">結果現在換大陸人狂買美國</d><d p="287.829,1,25,16777215,1469110230,0,3da36ffc,2124606489">十年河东十年河西嘛</d><d p="302.861,1,25,16777215,1460872969,0,9131c4d7,1767747689">卧槽人贩子</d><d p="308.595,1,25,16777215,1459598921,0,196085a8,1725309953">此处应有本</d><d p="311.061,1,25,16777215,1452251223,0,e2df81d7,1474111117">拐卖小孩</d><d p="332.084,1,25,16777215,1455732178,0,4923ab2c,1608971965">因为飞天小女警在现实中不存在</d><d p="336.135,1,25,16777215,1436652414,0,5f75da91,1046671056">日本最近幾集翻拍美國動畫真的有點悲劇</d><d p="360.472,1,25,16777215,1436652415,0,5f75da91,1046671057">損友</d><d p="361.146,1,25,16777215,1455382876,0,8abc453b,1592111773">马桶里有啊</d><d p="373.4,1,25,16777215,1454666791,0,56796235,1557296675">这个是化学物XL吧还是加大号</d><d p="373.604,1,25,16777215,1455732179,0,4923ab2c,1608973115">马桶里的也是化学物X</d><d p="373.996,5,25,16777215,1472446909,0,cddd5748,2348751283">于是有了飞天小女警Z？</d><d p="379.701,1,25,16777215,1459598923,0,196085a8,1725317487">@蓓儿，白的那个 ，应该有人知道</d><d p="398.343,1,25,16777215,1455735780,0,4923ab2c,1608974045">为啥要不小心的加进去，作死么</d><d p="413.526,5,25,16777215,1472446910,0,cddd5748,2348755503">飞天小男警</d><d p="419.12,1,25,16777215,1448211719,0,9a9ebe2c,1364548549">其实希望能再做出那三个男孩子</d><d p="419.252,1,25,11890,1483437984,0,d293ffb7,2810207643">男警+1</d><d p="429.316,1,25,16777215,1436652416,0,5f75da91,1046671058">真假這樣可以做出來嗎我也要做</d><d p="439.1,1,25,16777215,1467295816,0,855cd881,2017491513">這麼低的比率?我們平常看的是什麼?</d><d p="440.852,1,25,16777215,1463051247,0,3c3f1f59,1841962267">扯淡，小镇村犯罪率不能这么低，逮捕率高而已</d><d p="448.85,1,25,16777215,1408907034,0,1268c68f,1046671032">一股山寨的味道23333333</d><d p="453.626,1,25,16777215,1455735782,0,4923ab2c,1608975515">山寨小女警</d><d p="453.674,1,25,16777215,1463843466,0,527da134,1871260949">可怕</d><d p="454.592,1,25,16777215,1456744026,0,e7457bdf,1648868607">跪了。</d><d p="457.378,1,25,16777215,1471752737,0,a582c948,2303324615">哈哈哈哈哈哈哈</d><d p="458.37,1,25,16777215,1465639614,0,6dfda651,1949240139">感觉...配方不对</d><d p="465.262,1,25,16777215,1486177895,0,69b6ad49,2950761466">为什么穿越未来的时候老尤做不出来</d><d p="467.922,1,25,16777215,1412334479,0,76f29661,1046671040">这不是另外一部动画的鳄鱼主角么</d><d p="485.289,1,25,16777215,1459850786,0,6db35e64,1734874675">山寨版飞天小女警2333</d><d p="490,1,25,16777215,1408907035,0,1268c68f,1046671033">蠢哭了233333333333333333</d><d p="517.443,1,25,16777215,1436652417,0,5f75da91,1046671059">小女警是加州英雄哈哈</d><d p="542.936,1,25,16777215,1465639615,0,6dfda651,1949246733">对对对对对对我是娇妹</d><d p="549.907,1,25,16777215,1455735785,0,4923ab2c,1608978681">您订购的飞天小女警已送达，请签售</d><d p="551.027,1,25,16777215,1469020158,0,ea26ad8e,2118857613">娇妹的你暴露时间了</d><d p="551.125,1,25,16777215,1452251228,0,e2df81d7,1474123985">奥特曼。。。</d><d p="551.517,1,25,16777215,1455735787,0,4923ab2c,1608980893">发错了，签收</d><d p="555.36,1,25,16777215,1448215323,0,9a9ebe2c,1364551331">卧槽哈哈</d><d p="556.705,5,25,16711680,1458302890,0,e6947b68,1689956357">小马宝莉和这个童年画风好像2333</d><d p="557.45,1,25,16777215,1408907036,0,1268c68f,1046671034">凹凸曼？</d><d p="561.469,1,25,16777215,1455735800,0,4923ab2c,1608996867">凹凸曼：飞天小女警你们抢了我们的工作</d><d p="561.561,1,25,16777215,1434175345,0,7e2a638d,1046671047">这黑得</d><d p="562.773,5,25,15138834,1438866581,0,5ab41ea6,1073970065">哈哈哈哈奥特曼失业了</d><d p="564.249,1,25,16777215,1459850787,0,6db35e64,1734877839">2333</d><d p="579.094,5,25,16777215,1472446913,0,cddd5748,2348770419">mide in USA</d><d p="589.734,1,25,16777215,1463843468,0,527da134,1871270775">可怕</d><d p="595.563,1,25,16777215,1461064029,0,ff7c56e5,1773404313">这集感觉要黑历史</d><d p="596.346,1,25,16777215,1434175345,0,7e2a638d,1046671048">这样不会死吗</d><d p="598.374,1,25,16777215,1473343855,0,e0c6f5ed,2386319977">异色限定版？</d><d p="602.634,1,25,16777215,1410509042,0,c7af9cc8,1046671038">笑哭了</d><d p="607.703,1,25,16777215,1412338081,0,76f29661,1046671041">a三jojo</d><d p="608.683,1,25,16777215,1465099966,0,e60a410a,1925271401">山寨mojo</d><d p="609.15,1,25,16777215,1434175346,0,7e2a638d,1046671049">简直</d><d p="613.354,1,25,16777215,1455735788,0,4923ab2c,1608982163">蜡笔小新</d><d p="614.304,1,25,16777215,1459850788,0,6db35e64,1734879643">2333333</d><d p="618.373,1,25,16777215,1471191171,0,54dc815,2267071477">历史总是惊人的相似</d><d p="618.373,1,25,16777215,1471191170,0,54dc815,2267070567">233333</d><d p="620.842,5,25,16711680,1458302892,0,e6947b68,1689959697">233333</d><d p="621.486,1,25,16777215,1444824523,0,57bb3beb,1278173615">mojojojo lojajaja</d><d p="624.379,1,25,16777215,1463270933,0,39f22165,1850428289">hojajaja</d><d p="628.457,1,25,16777215,1452251231,0,e2df81d7,1474130371">山寨的玩意儿</d><d p="633.615,1,25,16777215,1455735789,0,4923ab2c,1608982715">质量差评</d><d p="638.765,1,25,16777215,1465639616,0,6dfda651,1949253869">老板 退货</d><d p="640.001,5,25,16777215,1472446915,0,cddd5748,2348779543">声音好萌</d><d p="643.553,1,25,16707842,1480939737,0,adc9983c,2722658981">教授实力眼瞎</d><d p="655.872,1,25,16777215,1454004122,0,e076a970,1529448805">o</d><d p="661.611,1,25,16777215,1461064030,0,ff7c56e5,1773407655">好猎奇…</d><d p="675.517,1,25,16777215,1436656020,0,5f75da91,1046671061">真是太恐怖了小女警到底是人還是機器人&gt;&lt;"</d><d p="685.806,1,25,16777215,1461496043,0,d7d358dd,1788506689">量产……</d><d p="686.381,1,25,16777215,1479859702,0,9ea9abbe,2686349679">太假了，化学物X不是只有一瓶吗</d><d p="689.071,1,25,16777215,1462543836,0,73007361,1825114987">MDZZ</d><d p="702.808,1,25,16777215,1465639617,0,6dfda651,1949258785">已经成什么了</d><d p="711,1,25,16777215,1408907039,0,1268c68f,1046671035">槽——没人性</d><d p="725.276,1,25,16777215,1455735791,0,4923ab2c,1608984881">不是有警察么？警察叔叔干嘛吃的？</d><d p="738.44,1,25,16777215,1461496044,0,d7d358dd,1788509871">这个教授真没人性</d><d p="750.496,1,25,16777215,1455735792,0,4923ab2c,1608985665">产品质量差评，退货</d><d p="751.384,1,25,16777215,1447596616,0,42c070f4,1348422411">这是搞笑节目吧</d><d p="758.088,1,25,16777215,1431601642,0,9868cdb9,1046671045">麻花藤</d><d p="770.485,1,25,16777215,1425388190,0,704c51a3,1046671043">都变形了哪有原版可爱……</d><d p="786.54,1,25,16777215,1462543838,0,73007361,1825121899">猎奇.....</d><d p="801.643,1,25,16777215,1461064033,0,ff7c56e5,1773416649">瘦两百磅…</d><d p="801.69,1,25,16777215,1469466082,0,955b1ec3,2147682761">@比尔盖茨</d><d p="803.504,1,25,16777215,1459559378,0,66961b76,1723235543">什么鬼</d><d p="808.476,1,25,16777215,1459850791,0,6db35e64,1734886845">什么意思</d><d p="809.722,1,25,16777215,1436656022,0,5f75da91,1046671062">哪來終極啊</d><d p="826.472,1,25,16707842,1465643220,0,6dfda651,1949269009">告诉我我是白色的</d><d p="837.309,1,25,16777215,1461496045,0,d7d358dd,1788515811">还是原版的萌萌哒</d><d p="853.007,1,25,16777215,1413093778,0,a279cff,1046671042">这个名字也是。。。迪克的意思。。。</d><d p="862.56,1,25,16777215,1461496046,0,d7d358dd,1788517315">Dick……2333</d><d p="867.803,1,25,16777215,1471097444,0,c249276d,2260956263">dick在口语是家伙的意思，俚语里是yin jing</d><d p="890.604,1,25,16777215,1459559379,0,66961b76,1723238959">快喝</d><d p="895.3,1,25,16777215,1447596617,0,42c070f4,1348426983">猛男啊～</d><d p="900.196,1,25,16777215,1447596618,0,42c070f4,1348430077">即性表演－生吞玻璃瓶</d><d p="900.572,1,25,16777215,1471191175,0,54dc815,2267089365">卧槽</d><d p="906.392,1,25,16777215,1461496046,0,d7d358dd,1788519959">吞下去……</d><d p="924.803,1,25,16777215,1425546316,0,3286095,1046671044">咳药了</d><d p="925.71,1,25,16777215,1469466085,0,955b1ec3,2147690037">玩脱了吧</d><d p="927.104,1,25,16777215,1470442110,0,354a15c,2214137601">炫迈</d><d p="966.815,1,25,16777215,1483077732,0,87bea5e8,2794344179">蜘蛛侠</d><d p="976.335,5,25,16707842,1480943353,0,adc9983c,2722712265">莫名喜感↙</d><d p="995.497,1,25,16777215,1447596620,0,42c070f4,1348435959">简直是恐怖片</d><d p="997.243,1,25,16777215,1447596621,0,42c070f4,1348436891">童年阴影</d><d p="1046.87,1,25,16777215,1461496049,0,d7d358dd,1788528357">这才是父爱啊……莫名感动</d><d p="1077.72,1,25,16777215,1461507030,0,d10ca077,1789185807">天啊好可怕</d><d p="1078.4,1,25,16777215,1461496049,0,d7d358dd,1788530181">莫名感动啊……</d><d p="1112.44,1,25,16777215,1479859709,0,9ea9abbe,2686353767">机器人反攻人类啦</d><d p="1115.17,1,25,16777215,1471097451,0,c249276d,2261005151">感动</d><d p="1118.29,1,25,16777215,1461064040,0,ff7c56e5,1773434447">这集感人</d><d p="1123.15,1,25,14811775,1436058587,0,913c9155,1046671051">卧槽爱的力量♡</d><d p="1132.53,1,25,16777215,1439334435,0,3d058e6b,1094494909">原来大部分还是爱做的</d><d p="1141.94,1,25,16711680,1444824531,0,57bb3beb,1278192261">这一集好吓人............</d><d p="1143.85,1,25,16777215,1454004131,0,e076a970,1529460357">这集讽刺飞天小女警z无误</d><d p="1147.76,1,25,16777215,1459314075,0,4bf8ee21,1716969563">我居然看哭</d><d p="1153.74,1,25,16777215,1461496051,0,d7d358dd,1788534735">好感动</d><d p="1154.08,1,25,16777215,1443431159,0,cc4aabbb,1237390173">.</d><d p="1156.89,1,25,16777215,1462543844,0,73007361,1825147871">太可怕了</d><d p="1159.44,1,25,16777215,1463274545,0,39f22165,1850451661">看哭了2333</d><d p="1167.87,1,25,16777215,1461499688,0,7568cece,1788669779">看哭，尤教授真好爸爸qaq</d></i>