<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><i><chatserver>chat.bilibili.com</chatserver><chatid>1488087</chatid><mission>0</mission><maxlimit>3000</maxlimit><state>0</state><real_name>0</real_name><source>DF</source><d p="60.94600,1,25,16777215,1396087608,0,5cbdcce1,427308514">第一次做第一</d><d p="615.80900,1,25,16777215,1396109554,0,850ae998,427594379">不是上集就知道了，还跟着去</d><d p="615.80900,1,25,16777215,1396109555,0,850ae998,427594619">这已经不是笨蛋，智障了吧</d><d p="101.02200,1,25,16777215,1396696057,0,d56d0018,431557320">AV画质。。</d><d p="387.84600,1,25,16777215,1396767814,0,17515479,432222606">在打哪里啊喂。。。</d><d p="1066.97000,1,25,16777215,1397563683,0,686300d2,438530055">原来是嘴炮技能</d><d p="1087.82000,1,25,16777215,1398625429,0,bdb4af88,447051605">孙权居然是A级的</d><d p="869.99000,1,25,16777215,1399107922,0,358419f5,451485291">好为男主女主的智商拙计</d><d p="705.84000,1,25,16777215,1399226542,0,2769c41d,452819253">刘备都跟你说了，还这样，作者是谁啊，这么坑。。</d><d p="811.20100,1,25,16777215,1399226544,0,2769c41d,452819633">捋头发好喜欢</d><d p="870.07000,1,25,16777215,1399226546,0,2769c41d,452819883">周瑜的智商什么时候不如孙权了啊。。。。</d><d p="1163.01000,1,25,16777215,1399226551,0,2769c41d,452820768">没看懂孙权的能力是什么啊。。</d><d p="1255.90000,1,25,16777215,1399226553,0,2769c41d,452821091">不包扎，就擦擦？</d><d p="692.49100,1,25,16777215,1399295379,0,543b81f8,453212267">这算是伯符的初吻么。。。。</d><d p="815.10200,1,25,16777215,1399295381,0,543b81f8,453214080">突然感觉伯符萌了</d><d p="878.33200,1,25,16777215,1399295383,0,543b81f8,453215494">这尼玛一下子所有人智障了么，前些时才说的今天就不记得了。。。</d><d p="919.35900,1,25,16777215,1399295384,0,543b81f8,453216368">卧槽。男主爆衣了</d><d p="1180.33000,1,25,16777215,1404115462,0,f27baed6,498449018">破幻术</d><d p="1274.86000,1,25,16777215,1404115464,0,f27baed6,498450253">小乔.。。。。</d><d p="1008.86000,1,25,16777215,1404220193,0,5cbbf432,499634516">同样是君主，差别咋这么大呢，</d><d p="226.51800,1,25,16777215,1404838870,0,38dd2088,506990652">王允那边才ntr完 你又来</d><d p="932.39100,1,25,16777215,1404838876,0,38dd2088,506993421">自家老婆想亲就亲  还用你送？</d><d p="1084.18000,1,25,16777215,1404983113,0,cd485fd1,508800520">其实长得这么可爱肯定有人愿意跟她玩的。</d><d p="834.60800,1,25,16777215,1406282778,0,d7bb0369,530654692">黑化更萌啊</d><d p="433.11000,1,25,16777215,1406566866,0,254dee12,535454112">总之就是亲女儿</d><d p="465.03500,1,25,16777215,1406566867,0,254dee12,535454643">惇惇排最后啊hhhhhhh</d><d p="829.46000,1,25,16777215,1406693530,0,16381078,537141332">这种性格的 阿策 有点可爱啊</d><d p="889.59300,1,25,16777215,1406693532,0,16381078,537142970">这部片的作用周瑜整个就是给伯符一个开挂BUFF的</d><d p="927.52500,1,25,16777215,1406693532,0,16381078,537143802">快让公瑾脱！！！来！</d><d p="1024.91000,1,25,16777215,1406693534,0,16381078,537145855">同样是吴国的王【【【</d><d p="1047.90000,1,25,16777215,1406693535,0,16381078,537146719">截到了 金色的勾玉 果然权仔不愧是吴王！</d><d p="1168.82000,1,25,16777215,1406693537,0,16381078,537149535">权仔的能力是嘴炮……</d><d p="1277.88000,1,25,16777215,1406693538,0,16381078,537151155">伯符天使</d><d p="419.19500,1,25,16777215,1406714780,0,9b622ee1,537671132">上学呢，喷</d><d p="634.39200,1,25,16777215,1406714784,0,9b622ee1,537675458">说得对</d><d p="223.96200,1,25,16777215,1407337877,0,9e41bba3,548018564">剧透:这是小乔,不是孙权</d><d p="1168.48000,1,25,16777215,1407600738,0,c1be123a,552514028">☜能力明显是嘴炮</d><d p="477.77900,1,25,16777215,1407931729,0,9cee3270,560012482">说起来，你们逃了一天课</d><d p="102.34100,1,25,16777215,1408119174,0,f9f754db,563614955">这剧情完全是托出来的  - -！</d><d p="163.99700,1,25,16777215,1408119176,0,f9f754db,563616224">二张你都认识 一个快死了  一个小loli样</d><d p="189.61400,1,25,16777215,1408119176,0,f9f754db,563616743">没水 噗</d><d p="446.99900,1,25,16777215,1408122061,0,f9f754db,563620439">因为她是介于恋爱与失恋之间的青春期女孩子</d><d p="473.85200,1,25,16777215,1408122062,0,f9f754db,563621324">惇不是朋友哦 是爸爸2333333</d><d p="927.86900,1,25,16777215,1408122071,0,f9f754db,563627574">小乔表示你们怎么样我不管 也懒得说  亲我老公 就不行</d><d p="1111.95000,1,25,16777215,1408122075,0,f9f754db,563630135">那玉不是她的 或者是假的 </d><d p="1259.60000,1,25,16777215,1408201869,0,75435456,565076375">而且刚擦过土</d><d p="864.01800,1,25,16777215,1408543819,0,5b4d8c0b,570854473">孙权变成了军师，周瑜读书读傻掉了</d><d p="1173.13000,1,25,16777215,1408720264,0,7772bd16,574090329">诶 不是摸胸补血去debuff吗</d><d p="148.64000,1,25,16777215,1408889456,0,ceb090b4,577034022">又被控制了吧？!</d><d p="344.64000,1,25,16777215,1408889459,0,ceb090b4,577037628">到底还是笨蛋=_=</d><d p="628.23100,1,25,16777215,1408893064,0,ceb090b4,577045580">漂亮的大眼睛</d><d p="639.59100,1,25,16777215,1408893064,0,ceb090b4,577046355">终于知道了！妈呀，看着真揪心</d><d p="696.83100,1,25,16777215,1408893066,0,ceb090b4,577048187">卧槽!到底还是笨蛋</d><d p="817.17300,1,25,16777215,1408893068,0,ceb090b4,577052057">一看就是被控制了，公瑾别傻啊！</d><d p="1152.01000,1,25,16777215,1408893074,0,ceb090b4,577060724">第二次被解.....</d><d p="1168.09000,1,25,16777215,1408893074,0,ceb090b4,577061363">净化？</d><d p="1232.65000,1,25,16777215,1408893076,0,ceb090b4,577063103">上了她</d><d p="609.75100,1,25,16777215,1409374898,0,f072c9a3,586012109">周瑜没跟着？明知吕布被控制</d><d p="967.53300,1,25,16777215,1409374905,0,f072c9a3,586021913">刘备不就恢复了啊</d><d p="941.30200,1,25,16777215,1410328940,0,9ab1a473,598280634">男主也可以爆衣啊23333</d><d p="1022.85000,1,25,16777215,1410328942,0,9ab1a473,598281338">你要保护的居然不是你亲哥。。。</d><d p="1071.81000,1,25,16777215,1410328942,0,9ab1a473,598281768">权再goodjob</d><d p="1175.20000,1,25,16777215,1410328944,0,9ab1a473,598282320">嘴炮</d><d p="1241.69000,1,25,16777215,1410368498,0,c68ecbde,598784676">渣男</d><d p="1428.64000,1,25,16777215,1411614676,0,984f9f04,614016097">我是男孩子</d><d p="733.48200,1,25,16777215,1411837299,0,e4a75be5,617500794">这一季的剧情都是原创 不是作者的锅...</d><d p="1287.23000,1,25,16777215,1412341794,0,2dd713ab,626618985">抠鼻</d><d p="532.41000,1,25,16777215,1412355709,0,1a38e968,627062592">有种被买了的感觉。。。。</d><d p="231.54900,1,25,16777215,1412953878,0,5f33c388,638520244">但是女主才是真爱</d><d p="569.49200,1,25,16777215,1412953885,0,5f33c388,638529058">檀木呢</d><d p="729.52400,1,25,16777215,1412953888,0,5f33c388,638532704">真是渣男</d><d p="814.09100,1,25,16777215,1412953889,0,5f33c388,638534975">我擦，女神化了</d><d p="1043.99000,1,25,16777215,1412953893,0,5f33c388,638540034">这是小乔</d><d p="1148.39000,1,25,16777215,1412953895,0,5f33c388,638542340">嘴炮的胜利</d><d p="1168.31000,1,25,16777215,1412953896,0,5f33c388,638542875">嘴炮</d><d p="1291.03000,1,25,16777215,1412953898,0,5f33c388,638545403">不你想错了</d><d p="284.00900,1,25,16777215,1413205753,0,f97cbc51,642099160">用跑的追不上用走的？</d><d p="288.30600,1,25,16777215,1413392515,0,40209df8,644214556">因为伯符是笨蛋</d><d p="919.06500,1,25,16777215,1413396127,0,40209df8,644217174">卧槽男的也爆衣</d><d p="215.22700,1,25,16777215,1413896954,0,9ce603ee,651874450">吃醋了233</d><d p="819.65300,1,25,16777215,1413896956,0,9ce603ee,651878135">这样的孙策好带感w</d><d p="894.90400,1,25,16777215,1413896958,0,9ce603ee,651880206">周瑜是孙策的BUFF+1</d><d p="922.32900,1,25,16777215,1413896959,0,9ce603ee,651881050">卧槽男主爆衣了</d><d p="1297.57000,1,25,16777215,1413896965,0,9ce603ee,651889708">下集打脸</d><d p="934.09300,1,25,16777215,1414573559,0,6f929e21,660745155">黑伯符好有爱啊啊啊</d><d p="601.62500,1,25,16777215,1415523921,0,2b40c544,672708654">智商上线？</d><d p="75.01300,1,25,16777215,1417327328,0,a8d5cd4d,694347473">这集的音轨压坏了吧。。。</d><d p="263.39100,1,25,16777215,1417327331,0,a8d5cd4d,694351713">周瑜是男主╮(╯▽╰)╭</d><d p="714.78200,1,25,16777215,1417885280,0,eef154b4,700776058">这尼玛是亲了多少人，话说我也那种想揉吕布的胸，啊不，木瓜</d><d p="226.04400,1,25,16777215,1418091039,0,7322ef93,703369993">终于发现了</d><d p="827.26900,1,25,16777215,1418091044,0,7322ef93,703371938">何其带感</d><d p="922.69500,1,25,16777215,1418091046,0,7322ef93,703372685">周瑜也想跟上潮流</d><d p="937.83000,1,25,16777215,1418091054,0,7322ef93,703375279">不能容忍的是要亲周瑜吧</d><d p="1131.17000,1,25,16777215,1418335612,0,5503ee3e,706177066">这衣服质量真好</d><d p="371.01100,1,25,16777215,1418536932,0,683e60c8,709247477">你倒是拉上帘子啊…</d><d p="596.75000,1,25,16777215,1418536936,0,683e60c8,709252429">你才反应过来…</d><d p="113.96500,1,25,16777215,1419271374,0,ae7830db,717877175">；</d><d p="497.31100,1,25,16777215,1419620638,0,a0df3b0c,721593226">看来蒙酱成boss了</d><d p="1073.39000,1,25,16777215,1419742868,0,a1641bc0,723073346">无路赛一秒出戏</d><d p="687.58900,1,25,16777215,1419804378,0,5a841d21,724048744">我好兴奋我好兴奋！</d><d p="1179.12000,1,25,16777215,1419865908,0,aae9bc78,724775396">卧槽，怎么人变多了</d><d p="950.15800,1,25,16777215,1419872461,0,5cb29800,724867148">果然缺爱的孩子都会变麻婆</d><d p="1175.48000,1,25,16777215,1419898104,0,ec534fbf,724934142">嘴炮技能MAX</d><d p="1174.37000,1,25,16777215,1420204140,0,df6e20f9,729410627">应该是治愈系的</d><d p="269.93800,1,25,16777215,1420286913,0,41bafdb3,730819203">别想了，当这番没男主吧</d><d p="97.45800,1,25,16777215,1420420156,0,28132a26,732526870">这歌听起来怪怪的0.0</d><d p="606.55500,1,25,16777215,1420567344,0,7f988c5c,734379851">你她们现在才想起来？</d><d p="611.04400,1,25,16777215,1420567345,0,7f988c5c,734379920">你他妈现在才想起来？</d><d p="682.20500,1,25,16777215,1420567346,0,7f988c5c,734380337">对笨蛋应该没用吧？</d><d p="647.08400,1,25,16776960,1420571002,0,cd42892f,734392360">智商上线成功</d><d p="835.25300,1,25,16776960,1420571005,0,cd42892f,734392776">嘟嘟你智商真。。。。。。。</d><d p="366.05800,1,25,16777215,1420711609,0,ffd96b07,735752729">切！</d><d p="469.82600,1,25,16777215,1420989086,0,4eb18db6,740084234">乐就被忽略了。。。</d><d p="879.61600,1,25,16777215,1420989097,0,4eb18db6,740094743">周瑜智商全放在学习上了</d><d p="263.61100,1,25,16777215,1421218993,0,e743851f,742604796">孙策分分钟 Q化</d><d p="409.85800,1,25,16777215,1421218998,0,e743851f,742608357">她是我的优乐美</d><d p="466.84000,1,25,16777215,1421219000,0,e743851f,742609869">乐就：你们聊我先走了！</d><d p="488.58500,1,25,16777215,1421219004,0,e743851f,742612420">布鸡~</d><d p="918.21300,1,25,16777215,1421219012,0,e743851f,742618114">男的衣服也撕啊。。</d><d p="1016.73000,1,25,16777215,1421219014,0,e743851f,742619940">不爆衣 能忍？？</d><d p="1125.01000,1,25,16777215,1421219017,0,e743851f,742621470">孙权衣服质量这么好  两次了 都没爆</d><d p="1165.53000,1,25,16777215,1421219019,0,e743851f,742633044">净化者 孙权</d><d p="757.74300,1,25,16777215,1421312707,0,8a3f744,743729220">从第二季开始就和漫画不是作品了</d><d p="1292.68000,1,25,16777215,1421312716,0,8a3f744,743737940">马上打脸</d><d p="950.03300,1,25,16777215,1421643702,0,8c0f7145,748864833">扭曲了啊，人性彻底的扭曲了说实话我打心底对左慈没什么好感</d><d p="219.14200,1,25,16777215,1422003926,0,649a0c73,753475268">你终于发现了。。</d><d p="217.52000,1,25,16777215,1422835715,0,563046c9,765927273">你真相了</d><d p="332.48800,1,25,16777215,1422835717,0,563046c9,765927796">这是控制被恢复了吗？</d><d p="671.65200,1,25,16777215,1422839341,0,563046c9,765935424">这绝对是个病娇。。。</d><d p="1058.01000,1,25,16777215,1422839350,0,563046c9,765938706">原来你的技能点也是点在特异功能上了！</d><d p="1168.17000,1,25,16777215,1422839353,0,563046c9,765939536">这么看来布姐很惨啊，没人呼唤她</d><d p="1100.64000,1,25,16777215,1422933075,0,3340b066,767301452">公瑾已经没事了吧</d><d p="1230.56000,1,25,16777215,1422933077,0,3340b066,767303594">一个人都没有:'(</d><d p="887.12600,1,25,16777215,1422982870,0,4f492bae,768347908">这已经完全是剧情bug了</d><d p="264.94500,1,25,16777215,1423087619,0,fcbe74f1,769886938">孙策怎么突然变那么矮2333</d><d p="1187.77000,1,25,16777215,1423091247,0,fcbe74f1,769890968">男猪依然废材</d><d p="1029.89000,1,25,16777215,1424322080,0,85bffcf6,796544954">这是小乔啊</d><d p="611.24800,1,25,16777215,1424412125,0,a246b96f,798502428">智商终于回来了……</d><d p="1213.82000,1,25,16777215,1424541755,0,ce71dd12,801619076">还是这样的孙策可爱</d><d p="847.84800,1,25,16777215,1424675034,0,dd3f04fc,804790063">孙子=孙某</d><d p="853.18700,1,25,16777215,1424675035,0,dd3f04fc,804790437">孙子=孙权</d><d p="1244.70000,1,25,16777215,1424678641,0,dd3f04fc,804802644">旷课一天</d><d p="1157.29000,1,25,16777215,1425197091,0,c594a6f2,817692739">嘴遁之术</d><d p="1111.44000,1,25,16777215,1425625399,0,167b1185,824714945">我怎么看着左慈里边的衣服像初音的？</d><d p="1103.07000,1,25,16777215,1427368064,0,e713b8e0,847374480">这事不是应该周瑜干吗</d><d p="186.72800,1,25,15138834,1427591371,0,272e9ca5,850064500">这片子从什么时候有的圣光〒_〒</d><d p="310.26500,1,25,16777215,1427595008,0,fc08d22f,850095060">感觉越到后面越忧郁啊</d><d p="2.64000,1,25,16777215,1427602348,0,990182d,850254030">伪第一•﹏•</d><d p="1158.91000,1,25,16777215,1427602368,0,990182d,850279832">谋酱大胜利^O^</d><d p="195.19800,1,25,16777215,1427688767,0,baa42d7b,851449763">没水……</d><d p="382.33000,1,25,16777215,1427688770,0,baa42d7b,851452546">你们要的身材正常的人来了</d><d p="604.29900,1,25,16777215,1427688774,0,baa42d7b,851456005">搞了半天左慈只是嫉妒友情么……</d><d p="695.14900,1,25,16777215,1427688775,0,baa42d7b,851457337">好兴奋啊</d><d p="708.43500,1,25,16777215,1427688776,0,baa42d7b,851457548">谜之风格</d><d p="837.61600,1,25,16777215,1427688778,0,baa42d7b,851459431">每一次都是性格大变……你真的是想做内奸么</d><d p="927.99500,1,25,16777215,1427688779,0,baa42d7b,851460722">男的爆衣了</d><d p="942.66400,1,25,16777215,1427691660,0,baa42d7b,851460949">乐趣是蛮多的</d><d p="959.79600,1,25,16777215,1427691660,0,baa42d7b,851463836">看你们互相亲来亲去挺有趣的</d><d p="1129.38000,1,25,16777215,1427691664,0,baa42d7b,851467459">其实还是不是很懂小乔怎么喜欢上公瑾的</d><d p="1274.99000,1,25,16777215,1427691666,0,baa42d7b,851469582">这就看得出真爱了么……</d><d p="1297.67000,1,25,16777215,1427691667,0,baa42d7b,851469904">打脸狂魔……</d><d p="633.66200,1,25,16777215,1428199821,0,fc08d22f,857174062">萝莉</d><d p="675.95400,1,25,16777215,1428199822,0,fc08d22f,857174844">萝莉过来</d><d p="686.44900,1,25,16777215,1428199822,0,fc08d22f,857175024">我有棒棒糖</d><d p="1086.52000,1,25,16777215,1428213744,0,fc08d22f,857705139">嘴炮MAX</d><d p="1206.17000,1,25,16777215,1428213746,0,fc08d22f,857708404">被龙爪手术</d><d p="1217.86000,1,25,16777215,1428213746,0,fc08d22f,857708792">2333333333333333333333333</d><d p="1251.57000,1,25,16777215,1428213747,0,fc08d22f,857709815">事后</d><d p="1308.43000,1,25,16777215,1428213748,0,fc08d22f,857711443">跳得好快啊</d><d p="678.01100,1,25,16777215,1428275228,0,1f318fb8,858903533">后宫起火了</d><d p="1050.75000,1,25,16777215,1428765072,0,4a169082,865120226">碰不到你我会嘴炮啊</d><d p="394.00000,1,25,16777215,1429071175,0,5c3da939,868308953">233333</d><d p="924.00000,1,25,16777215,1429074065,0,5c3da939,868316310">男主爆衣233333</d><d p="123.13900,1,25,16777215,1429297389,0,f3f0b112,870778297">这集的音质画质不对啊</d><d p="255.79400,1,25,16777215,1429297392,0,f3f0b112,870779094">刘备不是说了吕布有问题吗……</d><d p="603.17400,1,25,16777215,1429297404,0,f3f0b112,870781994">关键是周瑜竟然没阻止这个笨蛋……周瑜渣到没救了</d><d p="376.43100,1,25,16707842,1429340598,0,e0e038,871219792">受不了，她妈不是说了去深山修行快回来了么，找这些地方有什么用啊</d><d p="707.39100,1,25,16707842,1429340606,0,e0e038,871227730">这比漫画还要笨蛋，阿不，已经是无脑了，还是漫画的女主好一些</d><d p="156.76000,1,25,16777215,1429618130,0,8b6a22fa,875054924">张昭？</d><d p="1052.37000,1,25,16777215,1429621745,0,8b6a22fa,875072530">小乔技能也是幻术？</d><d p="340.53000,1,25,16777215,1430748619,0,f67a3baf,888780891">吕布恢复了？</d><d p="694.71000,1,25,16777215,1430748625,0,f67a3baf,888786253">前一晚上刚刚说的  第二天就忘了  周瑜他们也不阻止   这剧情也是尿了</d><d p="854.92500,1,25,16777215,1430748628,0,f67a3baf,888788760">智商啊</d><d p="414.43300,1,25,16777215,1430903149,0,e89733bf,889986021">今天的风儿略显喧嚣。</d><d p="972.87100,1,25,16777215,1432213768,0,3a91f9ff,904104126">flag</d><d p="1289.43000,1,25,16777215,1432213771,0,9ce603ee,904107168">其实并不是【。</d><d p="1297.81000,1,25,16777215,1432213771,0,9ce603ee,904107320">马上打脸2333</d><d p="1195.16000,1,25,16777215,1432213772,0,3a91f9ff,904107809">我也想进♂入你的身体</d><d p="698.39100,1,25,15597585,1432735837,0,7e0d5517,909939947">画风不对！！！</d><d p="1157.61000,5,25,15597585,1432735839,0,7e0d5517,909942125">暂停成功！</d><d p="1091.70000,1,25,16777215,1433149522,0,1922e0ec,914868133">鸣人对带土的炮嘴</d><d p="1157.68000,1,25,41194,1433358182,0,c3730834,916927777">暂停成功</d><d p="574.73000,1,25,15138834,1433506124,0,9b235a73,918476002">陆逊不是说了吕蒙被控制了吗?孙策居然有这么笨</d><d p="969.91600,1,25,15138834,1433506130,0,9b235a73,918483867">刘备呢?</d><d p="1156.54000,1,25,15138834,1433506134,0,9b235a73,918488721">左慈你自杀算了吧……作为一个半仙看家本领被破了两次</d><d p="1221.25000,1,25,8700107,1433506135,0,9b235a73,918490008">再不跑车主要你们赔玻璃咯~</d><d p="1016.10000,1,25,16777215,1433613740,0,ba2764e6,919896471">感觉像小乔多点</d><d p="655.80100,1,25,16777215,1434171679,0,f57e14bc,926389512">除了罪恶王冠的女主吕布是第二个我看了压根硬不起来的二次元角色</d><d p="312.75400,1,25,16777215,1434384765,0,7bdfa217,929593276">所以就不上课了？</d><d p="401.47100,1,25,16777215,1434384767,0,7bdfa217,929595571">今天的风儿好喧嚣。</d><d p="791.12500,1,25,16777215,1434384774,0,7bdfa217,929600808">周瑜：我就一傻叼别在意我。</d><d p="1061.08000,1,25,16777215,1434805788,0,d1aec941,934435554">小乔弹伤害</d><d p="550.00000,1,25,16777215,1435053962,0,2846a4ab,937675919">洛阳学院吗</d><d p="991.00000,1,25,16777215,1435053970,0,2846a4ab,937682833">坦克</d><d p="817.13800,1,30,16707842,1435245102,0,d242c946,940460171">@食蜂操祈</d><d p="1284.56000,1,29,16707842,1436202092,0,b2074069,963886677">智商上线？</d><d p="272.21300,1,25,16777215,1436713911,0,372e0c6a,983204119">……真理</d><d p="1237.66000,1,25,16777215,1437271805,0,efc43977,1004326437">只有我觉得孙策可恶么</d><d p="1298.46000,5,25,16711680,1437271806,0,efc43977,1004328929">然而并不是</d><d p="1139.19000,1,25,16777215,1437390460,0,758b86ff,1009787881">校服就是烂</d><d p="953.51300,1,25,16777215,1437646007,0,73a0f355,1020269363">小时候受到那样的待遇谁不会内心扭曲呢？</d><d p="627.99900,1,25,16777215,1438272761,0,c5412fcf,1046547251">我是鹤屋学姐啦</d><d p="546.50500,1,25,16777215,1438538537,0,c430842f,1058770611">老婆！智商啊！</d><d p="1199.74000,1,25,16777215,1438538548,0,c430842f,1058783915">老婆我头上的帽子有点绿啊！</d><d p="129.10400,1,25,16777215,1439190227,0,eb996211,1088313091">←我也觉得</d><d p="289.82200,1,25,255,1439190231,0,eb996211,1088325117">←看似走得慢，实际一步已跨出千里之外</d><d p="1002.87000,1,25,255,1439193844,0,eb996211,1088376183">感觉周瑜配音好轻松啊，只有：“XX快逃!"这句话</d><d p="1179.52000,1,25,255,1439193848,0,eb996211,1088396105">嘴炮技能和智神有的一拼</d><d p="267.80900,1,25,16777215,1439193865,0,84705b23,1088462507">上集才说吕布可能被控制了，这集见了又Happy的扑上去了</d><d p="1161.66000,1,25,16777215,1439193881,0,84705b23,1088524573">主角阵营就是不一样，刚被控制就给解了，蜀国都灭团了</d><d p="180.97700,1,25,16776960,1439402535,0,6b6c2c96,1098174239">誰組的聖騎！！！</d><d p="189.53900,1,25,16777215,1439525542,0,9052e85f,1102962735">……</d><d p="164.60500,1,25,16777215,1439546778,0,ae83689b,1104403627">左慈？</d><d p="383.50000,1,25,16777215,1439777457,0,77bd46c2,1115331127">木大木大木大木大！！！！！</d><d p="313.84500,1,25,16777215,1439820630,0,5058ff3b,1118235165">影帝</d><d p="724.53000,1,25,16777215,1439820637,0,5058ff3b,1118267505">剧情大概知道了</d><d p="737.15000,1,25,16777215,1439820637,0,5058ff3b,1118268491">无趣的剧情</d><d p="1174.42000,1,25,16777215,1439820643,0,5058ff3b,1118296873">嘴炮好吊</d><d p="1173.78000,1,25,16777215,1440378575,0,a810cac6,1144601335">净化毛线，明明是嘴遁 就是不爆衣之术</d><d p="119.43000,1,25,16777215,1440943857,0,71a24691,1172500605">这集画风有鬼</d><d p="1168.02000,1,25,16777215,1441120289,0,851ec22e,1178322441">左慈表示：真是日了狗</d><d p="320.04000,1,25,16777215,1441206687,0,c354bb48,1181230519">女主蠢的和猪一样</d><d p="695.41200,1,25,16777215,1441206691,0,c354bb48,1181246135">受不了了</d><d p="697.85000,1,25,16777215,1441206692,0,c354bb48,1181247457">这些女的都蠢的和什么一样</d><d p="140.34100,1,25,16777215,1442243499,0,676a1c2,1210314125">。</d><d p="149.80200,1,25,16777215,1442243499,0,676a1c2,1210314371">、、、</d><d p="1112.42000,1,25,16777215,1442715007,0,af0a3484,1220272067">前方请关闭画面观看！！！！</d><d p="0.68700,1,25,15138834,1443247341,0,ac2e6db5,1232257305">真.第一</d><d p="103.54300,1,25,15138834,1443247342,0,ac2e6db5,1232258361">成功空降</d><d p="328.07500,1,25,15138834,1443247346,0,ac2e6db5,1232267651">遇到危险 猪都知道跑-_-||</d><d p="370.29800,1,25,15138834,1443247347,0,ac2e6db5,1232269507">八嘎八嘎</d><d p="424.48000,1,25,15138834,1443247348,0,ac2e6db5,1232272869">别搞笑了←_← 这可是当家的，不去学校又咋的</d><d p="468.00800,1,25,15138834,1443247349,0,ac2e6db5,1232274829">小曹呢⊙▽⊙ </d><d p="656.02900,1,25,15138834,1443247352,0,ac2e6db5,1232282871">所以……我要你</d><d p="840.01600,1,25,15138834,1443247356,0,ac2e6db5,1232290855">这…难道是……反差萌⊙▽⊙</d><d p="497.73500,5,25,15138834,1443280275,0,c1151431,1233698961">吕布眼中无光，不正常</d><d p="683.63400,5,25,15138834,1443280279,0,c1151431,1233708081">对笨蛋有用吗？</d><d p="814.28700,5,25,15138834,1443280281,0,c1151431,1233714723">露馅</d><d p="1141.50000,5,25,15138834,1443280287,0,c1151431,1233731441">那个只是傻瓜而已</d><d p="681.36200,1,25,16777215,1443344757,0,94189977,1235576751">我需要你</d><d p="690.87100,1,25,16707842,1443344758,0,94189977,1235577459">矮油矮油</d><d p="1071.32000,1,25,16707842,1443348362,0,94189977,1235587299">赔钱</d><d p="1096.85000,1,25,16707842,1443348363,0,94189977,1235589721">事实证明最厉害的还是嘴炮，所有要多读书少撸</d><d p="1211.54000,1,25,16707842,1443348365,0,94189977,1235594129">别废话，赔钱</d><d p="951.58300,1,25,16777215,1443701314,0,43cba91a,1244261865">这剧怎么变正常了</d><d p="1149.37000,1,25,16777215,1443701318,0,43cba91a,1244273195">技能都点早防爆上</d><d p="1195.32000,1,25,16777215,1443701318,0,43cba91a,1244275807">嘴炮加防爆</d><d p="543.13500,1,25,16777215,1443708630,0,439846f6,1244655273">sa</d><d p="577.32000,1,25,16777215,1443708630,0,439846f6,1244657947">智商捉急啊</d><d p="493.60200,1,25,15138834,1444107713,0,17c8e79c,1259585795">老师：今天又不用上课了</d><d p="507.34800,1,25,15138834,1444107714,0,17c8e79c,1259590875">老师：最近课好少，请假回家看AV吧</d><d p="731.39200,1,25,15138834,1444107718,0,17c8e79c,1259605555">女主们全没智商吗</d><d p="1009.70000,1,25,16777215,1444147942,0,4869d7b0,1262083693">前面的，还有：伯符！这句话</d><d p="1132.23000,1,25,16777215,1444147945,0,4869d7b0,1262090759">这衣服，内裤材质吧，两次了还不爆</d><d p="212.62500,1,25,16777215,1444565333,0,82d4976c,1273365221">小三上位了</d><d p="635.65700,1,25,16777215,1444572610,0,3cb4408d,1273579507">不是鹤舞是朝仓吧</d><d p="554.10400,1,25,16777215,1444798879,0,49689232,1277536003">你是猪吗！</d><d p="571.54800,1,25,16777215,1444798880,0,49689232,1277536643">猪猪猪！！！</d><d p="1018.47000,1,25,16777215,1444798886,0,49689232,1277546973">爆衣！</d><d p="1097.41000,1,25,16777215,1444798888,0,49689232,1277549187">说好的爆衣呢</d><d p="1081.93000,1,25,16777215,1445990920,0,877bdcc1,1307841525">不是看穿么？</d><d p="638.49400,1,25,16777215,1446516649,0,3d288f0e,1321638501">神他妈打得死去活来的吕布认不出来，路边捡的loli一眼就看出来了</d><d p="1166.07000,1,25,16777215,1446635279,0,dd6df782,1324324469">小乔技能解咒</d><d p="470.03200,1,25,16777215,1446786076,0,9f343a16,1327414491">这感叹号用的出神入化</d><d p="846.83000,1,25,16777215,1447373309,0,c6a0f72,1341895573">这周瑜我好醉啊!!!!!</d><d p="1147.98000,1,25,16777215,1447390896,0,5fc2bf1,1342288265">这衣服质量爆表</d><d p="903.95600,1,25,16777215,1447431166,0,64117819,1343691735">周瑜开挂啦？</d><d p="997.89400,1,25,16777215,1448344978,0,5cb528df,1367031481">天香</d><d p="163.21700,1,25,16777215,1448532404,0,95ce1977,1371435545">张昭也是妈妈的熟人？</d><d p="169.32800,1,25,16777215,1448532405,0,95ce1977,1371435751">妈妈好神奇</d><d p="221.41000,1,25,16777215,1448532405,0,95ce1977,1371437611">这家伙，就这样被无视了</d><d p="230.70900,1,25,16777215,1448532406,0,95ce1977,1371437903">恋情被发现了</d><d p="388.81600,1,25,16777215,1448532408,0,95ce1977,1371443373">真的不是你自己喜欢玩儿吗？</d><d p="466.69600,1,25,16777215,1448532410,0,95ce1977,1371445987">博爱的当家啊</d><d p="479.48200,1,25,16777215,1448532410,0,95ce1977,1371446399">果然胸大无脑</d><d p="509.03000,1,25,16777215,1448532410,0,95ce1977,1371447415">这得是胸大无脑到什么地步，才能一个人乱跑</d><d p="592.29400,1,25,16777215,1448532412,0,95ce1977,1371450247">左慈。。。是疯了吗？</d><d p="607.87900,1,25,16777215,1448532412,0,95ce1977,1371450761">才想起来，这智商。。。。</d><d p="674.41800,1,25,16777215,1448532413,0,95ce1977,1371452905">呃。。。这是要霸占孙策？</d><d p="683.46400,1,25,16777215,1448532413,0,95ce1977,1371453241">我的天啊。。。</d><d p="693.82800,1,25,16777215,1448532413,0,95ce1977,1371453583">对笨蛋也有用？</d><d p="744.55500,1,25,16777215,1448532414,0,95ce1977,1371455247">最喜欢的居然是左慈</d><d p="759.21600,1,25,16777215,1448532414,0,95ce1977,1371455803">最喜欢的居然是吕布。。。</d><d p="780.88800,1,25,16777215,1448532415,0,95ce1977,1371456563">早不陪着。。。。</d><d p="807.05300,1,25,16777215,1448532415,0,95ce1977,1371457449">回来打算控制别人了</d><d p="854.55000,1,25,16777215,1448532416,0,95ce1977,1371459171">孙子又开始了</d><d p="868.22300,1,25,16777215,1448532416,0,95ce1977,1371459647">孙权的智商又碾压了</d><d p="934.58300,1,25,16777215,1448532417,0,95ce1977,1371462087">男的也可以爆衣啊</d><d p="1028.50000,1,25,16777215,1448532419,0,95ce1977,1371465435">衣服质量这么好？</d><d p="1073.47000,1,25,16777215,1448536020,0,95ce1977,1371467033">这衣服都不破</d><d p="1151.82000,1,25,16777215,1448536021,0,95ce1977,1371469917">这能力</d><d p="1158.15000,1,25,16777215,1448536021,0,95ce1977,1371470143">这技术</d><d p="1169.36000,1,25,16777215,1448536021,0,95ce1977,1371470527">太牛了！！！</d><d p="1182.40000,1,25,16777215,1448536022,0,95ce1977,1371471015">绝对自带净化技</d><d p="1226.85000,1,25,16777215,1448536022,0,95ce1977,1371472473">难道不应该抱着孙权吗？</d><d p="1233.65000,1,25,16777215,1448536022,0,95ce1977,1371472721">明明挨打的是孙权</d><d p="1260.68000,1,25,16777215,1448536023,0,95ce1977,1371473679">。。。都不搭理孙权吗？</d><d p="853.36600,1,25,16777215,1448787924,0,d1ebd6b8,1383867895">这解释不对吧</d><d p="269.46500,1,25,16777215,1449155478,0,caa06586,1392404545">小埋</d><d p="434.78400,1,25,16777215,1449155481,0,caa06586,1392411761">袁术半年不出现都没事</d><d p="813.47300,1,25,16777215,1449155488,0,caa06586,1392427243">好像药王里的</d><d p="1197.42000,1,25,16777215,1449155495,0,caa06586,1392440941">糟糕</d><d p="183.54200,1,25,16777215,1449180396,0,995355b4,1392702853">孙鲁育在哪</d><d p="1150.26000,1,25,16777215,1449216287,0,95e46474,1393406509">小乔的技能就是解幻术啊</d><d p="1103.71000,1,25,16777215,1450267716,0,6370a491,1421528819">字幕呢？怎么没人吐槽孙权的勾玉了？</d><d p="666.58300,1,25,16777215,1450526922,0,dee219fd,1428002283">病娇</d><d p="1005.61000,1,25,16777215,1450836604,0,66a2c553,1435577153">第四季在哪看</d><d p="175.84400,1,25,16777215,1451491937,0,377eb5a8,1452512391">深山有电话？</d><d p="922.45900,1,25,16777215,1451491942,0,ead092f1,1452521283">男的终于爆衣了，虽然并没什么用</d><d p="12.33400,1,25,16777215,1451833914,0,b4ff9b4,1464268891">渣音质</d><d p="816.52800,1,25,16777215,1451837527,0,b4ff9b4,1464298753">hhhhh都是黄毛 瞬间貂蝉了</d><d p="161.00600,1,25,16777215,1452172162,0,f6a97154,1472548957">看来张昭认识国太</d><d p="334.55200,1,25,16777215,1452172166,0,f6a97154,1472557101">那我知道了，只有一种动物比得上孙策，那就是狍子</d><d p="517.26000,1,25,16777215,1452172171,0,f6a97154,1472566239">金发美女，胸大无脑，嘿嘿嘿</d><d p="909.52000,1,25,16777215,1452172178,0,f6a97154,1472581475">这个时候要是吴国太出现</d><d p="1150.98000,1,25,16777215,1452172183,0,f6a97154,1472593821">小乔的能力应该是衣服防爆</d><d p="56.26100,1,25,16777215,1452262206,0,fac41305,1474587239">e</d><d p="406.19800,5,25,15138834,1453453514,0,202430dd,1508868051">优乐美</d><d p="134.75700,1,25,16777215,1453878196,0,ae392b03,1523978777">画质变差了</d><d p="94.11100,5,25,16777215,1453968265,0,a32a82b8,1527538675">声音好怪</d><d p="110.94200,5,25,16777215,1453968266,0,a32a82b8,1527540145">画质也差了好多</d><d p="1289.72000,1,25,16777215,1454213552,0,5818ff1c,1537204743">只可惜她是小乔。。。</d><d p="848.95100,1,25,16777215,1454454423,0,713cff0a,1547631401">这作者真是。。。这么明显还看不出吗</d><d p="1193.23000,1,25,16777215,1454559136,0,ff80d01,1551857829">看到现在还不清楚周瑜到底有什么用</d><d p="118.11800,1,25,16777215,1454807382,0,140cdcdf,1563414417">老式电话</d><d p="681.72300,1,25,16777215,1454807386,0,ae8bd2c8,1563419963">百合大法好</d><d p="542.96500,1,25,16777215,1454944308,0,8d172fd5,1572328369">她是自己卖自己</d><d p="1247.37000,1,25,16777215,1454947920,0,8d172fd5,1572376081">我怪男主不争气</d><d p="841.00400,5,25,16707842,1454954528,0,7929b532,1572697331">孙笨٩(๑^o^๑)۶</d><d p="732.16300,1,25,16777215,1455347008,0,ce33339a,1589499939">我突然意识到，只有孙策有家长吗</d><d p="986.34300,1,25,16777215,1455347013,0,ce33339a,1589517979">嘟嘟。开挂</d><d p="945.99600,1,25,16777215,1455502232,0,43f5f418,1597181195">脱了男主裤子啊！！</d><d p="487.58300,1,25,11890,1455538092,0,dbc815b0,1599288947">前面的是？？？？？？？</d><d p="319.80700,1,25,16777215,1455549072,0,9e5387a8,1600185623">所以连撸的没心情了</d><d p="602.31500,1,25,16777215,1455549077,0,9e5387a8,1600210365">左慈小乔原来是朋友后来小乔背弃了左慈——完全推测思密达</d><d p="1292.53000,1,25,16777215,1455549089,0,9e5387a8,1600281743">下线</d><d p="752.86400,1,25,16777215,1455685260,0,f1c3a664,1605773865">二姐最爱</d><d p="1077.97000,1,25,16777215,1455692599,0,7d976cc0,1606312283">嘴炮技能max</d><d p="389.08200,1,25,16777215,1455790000,0,2d8fdee,1611154489">孙策你是JOJO吗</d><d p="598.84900,1,25,16777215,1455790004,0,2d8fdee,1611169121">我家的狗都比孙策聪明2333</d><d p="132.49100,1,25,16777215,1455804614,0,4a8ed92c,1612135621">'看了一下大小，66m</d><d p="810.25600,5,25,15138834,1455861730,0,24f06e6c,1614269611">扩散性病毒啊</d><d p="973.00500,5,25,16777215,1455861735,0,24f06e6c,1614288611">是吗？，我记得周瑜可把孙策从龙的控制中唤醒过吧</d><d p="1084.32000,5,25,16777215,1455861738,0,24f06e6c,1614300087">那是因为你没和其他斗士呆在一起。。</d><d p="1271.61000,5,25,15138834,1455861742,0,24f06e6c,1614314461">红袖章</d><d p="1211.66000,1,25,16777215,1456038228,0,e7823521,1623264507">好像小埋</d><d p="1257.42000,1,25,16777215,1456038229,0,e7823521,1623268099">小乔这是吃醋了吗</d><d p="1229.39000,1,25,16777215,1456128255,0,dfa227db,1627430965">警察蜀黍要来了  快走吧~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</d><d p="1227.34000,1,25,16777215,1456837793,0,1bd7d52e,1651201123">前方高萌</d><d p="1004.28000,1,25,16777215,1456978326,0,748bda27,1653835097">男主不死体质】</d><d p="1116.46000,1,25,16777215,1456978328,0,748bda27,1653837381">周瑜不会有事的</d><d p="1051.52000,1,25,16777215,1456978329,0,748bda27,1653838941">周瑜特性：除了气死，其他方法无效</d><d p="339.85400,1,25,16777215,1457208289,0,9650770b,1661629505">话说这季没曹操的事</d><d p="666.92400,1,25,16777215,1457208294,0,9650770b,1661631491">剧情需要而已 不用吐槽孙策了 </d><d p="829.33300,1,25,16777215,1457208297,0,9650770b,1661632505">突然觉得左慈比曹操还牛</d><d p="981.74400,1,25,16777215,1457211900,0,9650770b,1661633337">最后还是需要假左慈来收尾</d><d p="618.19300,1,25,16777215,1457608068,0,f9c5187f,1672027569">看这个别带智商，认真就输了</d><d p="521.96600,1,25,16777215,1457676143,0,ea296a63,1673401893">目测被拐了</d><d p="1314.54000,1,25,16777215,1457960960,0,ebed7e79,1682416315">打脸啦</d><d p="94.99200,1,25,16777215,1458428872,0,d00af9f7,1694271807">开场福利</d><d p="584.59800,1,25,16777215,1459091509,0,e35042b,1712392381">孙笨</d><d p="319.85500,1,25,16777215,1459422421,0,6e88ea3a,1719620243">一个可怕的想法：左慈不会看上孙策了吧？？？</d><d p="660.33300,1,25,16777215,1459422424,0,6e88ea3a,1719625759">尼玛你哪只眼看到孙策和吕蒙有一腿，去搞周瑜啊</d><d p="824.92900,1,25,16777215,1459422426,0,6e88ea3a,1719630821">突然觉得这样有点黑又很自大的性格更应该是孙策啊！！！</d><d p="860.52000,1,25,16777215,1459422427,0,6e88ea3a,1719632707">左慈控制的孙策更像孙策。。。</d><d p="938.87400,1,25,16777215,1459422429,0,6e88ea3a,1719636405">我算是明白了孙权性冷感吧</d><d p="980.37200,1,25,16777215,1459422430,0,6e88ea3a,1719638595">男主就剩沙袋一个作用了</d><d p="1113.02000,1,25,16777215,1459422432,0,6e88ea3a,1719644647">周瑜没智商没武力连嘴炮都被小乔强了so sad</d><d p="1266.19000,1,25,16777215,1459422452,0,6e88ea3a,1719695971">真的孙权哭晕在厕所</d><d p="1292.57000,1,25,16777215,1459422453,0,6e88ea3a,1719698039">哦哦你猜错了，sad</d><d p="186.18100,1,25,16777215,1459429754,0,2415978f,1719941799">擦，踢了那个圣骑</d><d p="1003.66000,1,25,16777215,1459429768,0,2415978f,1719976909">红颜</d><d p="10.42300,1,25,16777215,1459559377,0,aaf19198,1723234981">真·第二</d><d p="424.49600,1,25,16777215,1459854444,0,37d5e09,1735038093">最开始见面就让你失禁了</d><d p="729.30000,1,25,16777215,1460196380,0,4ac8a152,1745314815">啊啊 子师要自爆的节奏</d><d p="1214.99000,1,25,16777215,1460448284,0,6fe11102,1754145739">孙策太无脑</d></i>