<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><i><chatserver>chat.bilibili.com</chatserver><chatid>0</chatid><mission>0</mission><maxlimit>0</maxlimit><state>0</state><real_name>0</real_name><source>DF</source><info>{"cid":1230938,"ndanmu":1500}</info><d p="1.21,1,25,16777215,1413900651,0,b3089874,651999450">这集好治愈</d><d p="35.635,1,25,16777215,1411553192,0,b459f621,613432013">这话·很感人的</d><d p="199.596,5,25,16777215,1415264735,0,cbbdbf5f,668787465">对对对www老师穿西装帅爆了</d><d p="201.591,1,25,16777215,1420589290,0,a9b93b6c,734421864">233333</d><d p="212.6,1,25,3407718,1415974214,0,a38590f6,677562035">貌似是你哪壺不開提哪壺吧</d><d p="246.7,1,25,3407718,1415974215,0,a38590f6,677563443">慘了，見不到未來公公好傷心</d><d p="260.127,1,25,16777215,1405713840,0,f1d2651c,521046429">自带BGM的人物又登场了！！</d><d p="264.583,1,25,3407718,1415974216,0,a38590f6,677564907">這BGM還是主題曲呢</d><d p="269.917,1,25,16777215,1403632934,0,b7c41063,493602300">厉害，唱的很好听</d><d p="271.669,1,25,16777215,1390640711,0,3768d0e2,381507005">熊孩子</d><d p="294.905,1,25,16777215,1386515513,0,f00af205,355094088">卧槽 孩子他爸 你对小孩子做了什么 O(∩_∩)O哈哈~</d><d p="315.995,1,25,16777215,1411996151,0,ff79876a,619393242">小妹……你太萌了……</d><d p="329.463,1,25,16777215,1420589292,0,a9b93b6c,734422118">诚哥长大后</d><d p="331.298,1,25,16777215,1415974218,0,a38590f6,677567691">这特么一看就知道谁是谁父母啦</d><d p="331.448,1,25,16777215,1386166221,0,97e25b8b,352841217">我擦 各位家长我都认出来了</d><d p="332.137,1,25,41194,1413515468,0,5029a4c4,645674857">马桶盖头。他妈也是马桶盖头。  23333333。 亲生的 </d><d p="334.087,1,25,65535,1410268180,0,3e5e834,597817794">我擦各位家长要不要长的都一模一样啊</d><d p="335.21,1,25,16777215,1401786341,0,c3604673,475532248">家长真心好认23333</d><d p="341.868,1,25,16777215,1387019265,0,dea676cd,357419095">我也是</d><d p="344.071,1,25,16777215,1392901783,0,1be09eb2,404736054">家长和孩子太像了</d><d p="347.287,1,25,16777215,1416488969,0,3b46092b,683682520">真心好认</d><d p="355.179,1,25,16777215,1415974220,0,a38590f6,677569272">就像哆啦A梦里的小夫一样，他是尖嘴巴他妈也一样</d><d p="379.187,1,25,16777215,1386515515,0,f00af205,355094821">╮(╯▽╰)╭ 他妈妈要是活着绝对是个非常有性格的母亲</d><d p="391.045,1,25,16777215,1420589293,0,a9b93b6c,734422224">胖次</d><d p="404.389,1,25,16777215,1399637301,0,52fcf304,455640371">太太你对自己好有自信。。。</d><d p="405.634,1,25,16777215,1405713843,0,f1d2651c,521047032">这么看眼睛的确挺像的</d><d p="406.713,1,25,16777215,1401098765,0,10022fe3,469367192">还好是在小朋友身体里= =</d><d p="422.21,1,25,16777215,1415974221,0,a38590f6,677571445">话说丽子的妈妈为什么来参加公开课？</d><d p="426.876,1,25,16777215,1411996154,0,ff79876a,619398223">這媽媽也太厲害了…可以知道自己女兒在這……</d><d p="454.791,1,25,16777215,1420589294,0,a9b93b6c,734422342">2333333333333</d><d p="525.285,1,25,16777215,1415974224,0,a38590f6,677576035">溫情BGM響起</d><d p="528.388,1,25,16777215,1417334645,0,dd5e4a03,694505009">看来是亲妈无误啊</d><d p="541.702,1,25,16777215,1417856713,0,10a33c86,700016220">妈妈不要太萌！！！！！</d><d p="558.309,1,25,16777215,1411376714,0,cdc4c7db,611600428">一直都觉得转世什么的特别神奇</d><d p="563.07,1,25,16777215,1403370073,0,59c711fa,491107845">额，，，这个姿势，萝莉控要把持不住了。。</d><d p="566.511,1,25,16777215,1415974226,0,a38590f6,677577882">伤痕变成转世孩子的胎记吗</d><d p="574.569,1,25,16777215,1413533079,0,5fd1645c,645982248">←_←前面的loli控，能给点手纸吗</d><d p="589.577,1,25,16777215,1414674574,0,905cf32d,662105413">我记得还有妈妈说天花板上有多少个污渍的情节~~也删掉了啊...</d><d p="596.678,1,25,16777215,1420589297,0,a9b93b6c,734422715">我也记得妈妈说跟爸爸恩恩爱爱的···</d><d p="598.062,1,25,16777215,1411376715,0,cdc4c7db,611600697">好凶残QAQ</d><d p="606.335,1,25,16777215,1411553200,0,b459f621,613439621">北斗残悔拳</d><d p="625.499,1,25,16777215,1415974228,0,a38590f6,677580734">这作者我之前还以为是幽灵婆婆</d><d p="632.389,1,25,16777215,1417856715,0,10a33c86,700018107">卖萌二人组出场= =</d><d p="633.439,1,25,16777215,1392901788,0,1be09eb2,404739639">但是投胎已经不是妈妈了嘛</d><d p="635.666,1,25,16777215,1386515519,0,f00af205,355096486">卖萌的又来了 ╮(╯▽╰)╭</d><d p="639.517,1,25,16777215,1418371478,0,b9b6c5cc,706959055">她没有喝孟婆汤！</d><d p="640.475,1,25,16777215,1415016522,0,85ed6be0,666517049">小鬼魂好萌啊!!!!</d><d p="640.943,1,25,16777215,1411376715,0,cdc4c7db,611600973">活宝又来了</d><d p="640.966,1,25,16777215,1401098769,0,10022fe3,469369704">卖萌二人组=w=</d><d p="709.482,1,25,16777215,1406801162,0,14ac98ec,539101493">乡子 ：我要见家长！</d><d p="715.085,1,25,16777215,1414411685,0,9573d2ac,658777315">那个双马尾是你儿媳妇啊</d><d p="739.933,1,25,16777215,1414339950,0,f626e71c,658235450">柯南嘛</d><d p="740.728,1,25,16777215,1419775805,0,3dbea6eb,723813081">柯南哈哈</d><d p="742.657,1,25,16777215,1411553203,0,b459f621,613442118">某死神小学生</d><d p="743.448,1,25,16777215,1386519121,0,f00af205,355097339">额 跟柯南的衣服很像</d><d p="744.018,1,25,16777215,1415974239,0,a38590f6,677596200">乡子脸红了</d><d p="747.811,1,25,16777215,1386166228,0,97e25b8b,352844560">柯南。。</d><d p="748.852,1,25,16777215,1414170103,0,dbb7bacf,655080167">柯南君尼嚎</d><d p="750.932,1,25,16777215,1411376717,0,cdc4c7db,611601674">@柯南</d><d p="754.475,1,25,16777215,1414411686,0,9573d2ac,658778197">233333333</d><d p="757.189,1,25,16777215,1411376717,0,cdc4c7db,611601715">233333</d><d p="761.541,1,25,16777215,1420589300,0,a9b93b6c,734423030">长大后嫁给小广就神剧</d><d p="773.479,1,25,16777215,1414411687,0,9573d2ac,658778804">阿姨那个是你儿媳妇</d><d p="792.856,1,25,16777215,1414829064,0,431c7345,663897712">小学玩这些有啥好害羞的</d><d p="793.448,1,25,16777215,1411376718,0,cdc4c7db,611601945">好有爱</d><d p="794.607,1,25,16777215,1411621299,0,52fcf304,614135881">在外人看来真是丢脸丢到家了。。。</d><d p="794.698,1,25,16777215,1399637308,0,52fcf304,455645680">好丢脸的感觉。。。</d><d p="794.801,1,25,16777215,1414411687,0,9573d2ac,658779221">好有爱</d><d p="795.037,1,25,16777215,1420589300,0,a9b93b6c,734423106">抢镜···</d><d p="807.797,1,25,16777215,1392901791,0,1be09eb2,404741815">好别扭- -</d><d p="821.384,1,25,16777215,1415974241,0,a38590f6,677598658">你妈问你话呢</d><d p="824.571,1,25,16777215,1414411688,0,9573d2ac,658780020">没法接受妈妈是个四岁的女孩</d><d p="828.524,1,25,16777215,1414411688,0,9573d2ac,658780257">儿媳妇点赞</d><d p="829.797,1,25,16777215,1399637309,0,52fcf304,455646483">还是乡子好啊</d><d p="840.689,1,25,16777215,1411376719,0,cdc4c7db,611602191">还是媳妇体贴</d><d p="852.359,1,25,16777215,1414411688,0,9573d2ac,658780731">真的是妈妈的</d><d p="856.994,1,25,6750003,1396029726,0,6160a8b8,426879502">小广发现了自己的萝莉控属性</d><d p="857.407,1,25,16777215,1411996162,0,ff79876a,619411203">小廣的爸爸是鬼父主角……</d><d p="864.241,1,25,16777215,1411621301,0,52fcf304,614137264">卧槽。。。直接说出来真的好么太太！</d><d p="865.105,1,25,16777215,1399637310,0,52fcf304,455647265">太太你这是。。。。。</d><d p="869.197,1,25,16777215,1415974242,0,a38590f6,677600784">神补刀</d><d p="871.243,1,25,16777215,1399637310,0,52fcf304,455647618">美树就别补刀了！</d><d p="872.78,1,25,16777215,1414411689,0,9573d2ac,658781405">记忆还在以前</d><d p="879.236,1,25,16777215,1411376719,0,cdc4c7db,611602401">QAQ</d><d p="899.786,1,25,16777215,1403370079,0,59c711fa,491112248">@柯南    你的变声器。。。</d><d p="899.992,1,25,16777215,1399637311,0,52fcf304,455648371">骚年，你的蝴蝶结变声器掉了~</d><d p="923.841,1,25,16777215,1414411690,0,9573d2ac,658782392">儿媳妇最体贴</d><d p="939.773,1,25,16777215,1386407156,0,cf67baf6,354111424">萝莉妈妈</d><d p="939.945,1,25,16777215,1411376720,0,cdc4c7db,611602748">有点想哭了</d><d p="966.56,1,25,16777215,1386187451,0,707b8cb0,352924992">画风变了啊喂！</d><d p="985.146,1,25,16777215,1417334670,0,dd5e4a03,694538570">说的也是啊</d><d p="1016.23,1,25,16777215,1417334671,0,dd5e4a03,694539313">儿媳妇果然是儿媳妇</d><d p="1023.8,1,25,16777215,1411996165,0,ff79876a,619417327">我的不肖兒子就拜託你了…我的好媳婦…</d><d p="1026.449,1,25,16777215,1399637314,0,52fcf304,455650549">你会是个好儿媳妇的乡子</d><d p="1029.439,1,25,16777215,1401098776,0,10022fe3,469373750">乡子好温柔啊</d><d p="1030.77,1,25,16777215,1414411692,0,9573d2ac,658784643">对婆婆真好</d><d p="1035.3,1,25,16777215,1413579923,0,4f5b6539,646801094">好儿媳+1</d><d p="1040.36,1,25,16777215,1411376722,0,cdc4c7db,611603317">好媳妇</d><d p="1040.48,1,25,16777215,1421676623,0,c97a1458,749464660">好儿媳，好老婆</d><d p="1049.71,1,25,16777215,1414411692,0,9573d2ac,658785264">不是去看足球联播吗 </d><d p="1055.1,1,25,16777215,1415974248,0,a38590f6,677610329">看足球联播就早回家了</d><d p="1056.83,1,25,16777215,1411376722,0,cdc4c7db,611603412">乡子亚撒西</d><d p="1074.66,1,25,16777215,1401098777,0,10022fe3,469374457">BGM变了=x=</d><d p="1078.88,1,25,16777215,1420956177,0,a50849c9,739388969">乡子你和三三也是前世的恋人yoyoyoyo</d><d p="1141.02,1,25,16777215,1413630457,0,97404a97,647797048">好媳妇</d><d p="1141.37,1,25,16777215,1401098779,0,10022fe3,469375413">女朋友哭啦= =</d><d p="1161.3,1,25,16777215,1411376724,0,cdc4c7db,611603984">我也有点想哭了……</d><d p="1167.91,1,25,16777215,1415974251,0,a38590f6,677614378">现在想想自己好幸福，从小到大都有爸爸妈妈陪在身边</d><d p="1182.5,1,25,16777215,1392567138,0,caf88507,402363102">感动了</d><d p="1182.54,1,25,16777215,1420956178,0,a50849c9,739391275">刚好赶到，他妈的记忆已经全部倒带了</d><d p="1185.63,1,25,16777215,1401120769,0,91888f84,469641773">哭了…</d><d p="1187.77,1,25,16777215,1401789961,0,c3604673,475543603">QAQ</d><d p="1193.57,1,25,16777215,1413533091,0,5fd1645c,645996003">QAQ太太，我宣你啊</d><d p="1198.45,1,25,16777215,1420589307,0,a9b93b6c,734423886">丧心病狂！她只是个孩子！</d><d p="1225.48,1,25,16777215,1392901798,0,1be09eb2,404746802">越来越觉得鬼手好方便了</d><d p="1229.53,1,25,16777215,1415974253,0,a38590f6,677616894">打小钢珠稳赢，批改试卷神速，消除记忆，帮灵体成佛</d><d p="1245.97,1,25,16777215,1411376725,0,cdc4c7db,611604401">QAQ</d><d p="1246.84,1,25,16777215,1420956179,0,a50849c9,739392728">我就知道</d><d p="1249.21,1,25,16777215,1416488984,0,3b46092b,683698757">装的</d><d p="1253.19,1,25,16777215,1403370085,0,59c711fa,491114564">好虐啊，呜呜呜呜呜~~~~~</d><d p="1269.6,1,25,16777215,1386410761,0,cf67baf6,354115017">Q_Q</d><d p="1275.95,1,25,16777215,1420959780,0,a50849c9,739393386">死熊孩子你丫不早点，小五叫你中二，中二个鬼！</d><d p="1278.27,1,25,16777215,1419775814,0,3dbea6eb,723826011">我要哭了</d><d p="1278.31,1,25,16777215,1416488985,0,3b46092b,683699289">QAQ</d><d p="1278.88,1,25,16777215,1415016528,0,85ed6be0,666524273">QVQ</d><d p="1278.91,1,25,16777215,1401419499,0,763719c,471570266">不要等到父母消失了才後悔</d><d p="1278.91,1,25,16777215,1401419498,0,763719c,471570066">雖然我也沒資格說 </d><d p="1278.91,1,25,16777215,1401419498,0,763719c,471570158">要好好珍惜自己的父母</d><d p="1279.23,1,25,16777215,1387022886,0,dea676cd,357433536">QAQ</d><d p="1284.1,1,25,16777215,1411376726,0,cdc4c7db,611604556">早说啊少年QAQ</d><d p="1284.89,1,25,16777215,1406801174,0,14ac98ec,539117138">眼睛进沙子了</d><d p="1286.04,1,25,16777215,1392563498,0,e02b28e0,402336385">QAQ</d><d p="1295.04,1,25,16777215,1420959780,0,a50849c9,739393795">妈妈好漂亮</d><d p="1295.24,1,25,16777215,1416488985,0,3b46092b,683699589">太太好美</d><d p="1295.33,1,25,65535,1410268195,0,3e5e834,597836494">大美女啊</d><d p="1295.8,1,25,16777215,1386166236,0,97e25b8b,352848563">大美人</d><d p="1303.6,1,25,16777215,1386994320,0,5bcfd3fa,357179854">p_q</d><d p="1307.48,1,25,16777215,1413954110,0,6044d4f1,652350022">眼睛进妈妈了</d><d p="1309.75,1,25,16777215,1413821524,0,e4148b1b,651198197">QAQ不要那么虐好不好</d><d p="1314.51,1,25,16777215,1399389104,0,1b404a46,453876602">说起来鵺你和乡子上辈子是夫妻，这账怎么算</d><d p="1315.06,1,25,16777215,1386187457,0,707b8cb0,352925361">说好画风呢！</d><d p="1323.75,1,25,16777215,1399637320,0,52fcf304,455655466">只是恋人而已。。。而且都过了好几辈子了好伐</d><d p="1337.45,1,25,16777215,1417334685,0,dd5e4a03,694557867">三三说的是啊</d><d p="1343.93,1,25,16777215,1411376727,0,cdc4c7db,611604812">QUQ</d><d p="1345.1,1,25,16777215,1411996171,0,ff79876a,619426308">那你一定是個好媽媽！！！</d><d p="1348.81,1,25,16777215,1386166238,0,97e25b8b,352849325">我这时候刷cp 是不是很鬼畜</d><d p="1351.8,1,25,16777215,1401098782,0,10022fe3,469377740">QAQ所以珍惜眼前人吧</d><d p="1353.06,1,25,16777215,1413101089,0,f08c7f60,640688534">哭的好惨我</d><d p="1353.07,1,25,16777215,1420589311,0,a9b93b6c,734424375">算起来这是20年前的，到现在也该长大了（¯﹃¯）</d><d p="1353.07,1,25,16777215,1420589310,0,a9b93b6c,734424246">请务必 跟我生！</d><d p="1353.12,1,25,16777215,1401120773,0,91888f84,469643169">我是男生，居然哭了。</d><d p="1353.61,1,25,16777215,1399637320,0,52fcf304,455656062">非常鬼畜</d><d p="1354.07,1,25,16777215,1387022887,0,dea676cd,357434337">hhhhh</d><d p="1361.3,1,25,16777215,1386248980,0,b13a2580,353217734">是丧心病狂</d><d p="1366.38,1,25,16777215,1386382254,0,a6074bf8,353864799">哈哈</d><d p="1367.36,1,25,16777215,1386781260,0,6dd0d2e7,356244448">跟那个尼酱结婚就能生像他那样的孩子了！</d><d p="1371.05,1,25,16777215,1413900619,0,89b7e384,651959477">男生哭不丢人喏</d><d p="1374.18,1,25,16777215,1386519131,0,f00af205,355100764">╮(╯▽╰)╭</d><d p="1399.82,1,25,16777215,1413900620,0,89b7e384,651961368">看完这些再和某些国产动画剧情比比，差距呀</d></i>