<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><i><chatserver></chatserver><chatid>33193787932</chatid><mission></mission><maxlimit></maxlimit><state></state><real_name></real_name><source></source><d p="1.847,5,25,41194,1760808342,1,d1b8e352,1960561495280976384">早乙女乱马；是你，珊璞</d><d p="1.854,5,25,14811775,1760827676,1,1e48b302,1960723677708852992">出 水 芙 蓉（无端联想）</d><d p="2.161,5,25,16777215,1760810648,10,39d9a3b3,1960580831970371328">前情提要</d><d p="3.071,1,25,16777215,1760831741,1,703542d3,1960757779757259776">开幕双雷击</d><d p="4.389,5,25,14811775,1760808407,1,d1b8e352,1960562033963929856">珊璞；我脱衣服</d><d p="16.814,1,25,16777215,1761052761,11,ce074daf,1962611830694704640">这就是无豆星人吗？（bushi）</d><d p="30.091,1,25,16777215,1760859598,11,9c369f9b,1960991458098692608">卡哇伊</d><d p="30.655,1,25,16777215,1760867924,11,85732f76,1961061304215825920">1</d><d p="35.885,5,25,16707842,1760811155,1,d1b8e352,1960585088400372992">黄色字幕组制作开始</d><d p="37.551,1,25,16777215,1760833028,1,8b306fab,1960768573379697664">你是从敦煌来的吗，壁画这么多？</d><d p="38.792,5,25,16777215,1760810713,10,39d9a3b3,1960581378035301632">空降02:10</d><d p="39.835,4,25,16707842,1760811214,10,d1b8e352,1960585579427720192">这场恋爱的九莲宝灯 一向听</d><d p="40.574,5,25,14811775,1760827818,10,1e48b302,1960724871734995968">乱马1/2（重置版）</d><d p="42.721,4,25,16707842,1760811227,10,d1b8e352,1960585692254599424">你我如同擦肩的平行线</d><d p="44.701,4,25,16707842,1760811237,10,d1b8e352,1960585779688897792">四暗刻也参不透当前的情况</d><d p="46.654,5,25,38979,1760827846,10,1e48b302,1960725106834143488">原作 高桥留美子</d><d p="48.47,4,25,16707842,1760811251,10,d1b8e352,1960585895653103360">独自1人的国士无双</d><d p="52.258,4,25,16707842,1760811264,10,d1b8e352,1960586000409962496">你到底在想什么呢</d><d p="52.201,1,25,16777215,1760840805,3,6667c487,1960833806852857600">居然是字幕组</d><d p="54.631,4,25,16707842,1760811280,10,d1b8e352,1960586137479717376">仍无法看清你手上的底牌</d><d p="60.889,4,25,16707842,1760811378,1,d1b8e352,1960586958154012416">怀揣作弊的决心 就让我强行攻下你吧</d><d p="61.501,1,25,15138834,1760815960,11,a351cf66,1960625392339615232">谢谢字母菌</d><d p="67.369,4,25,16707842,1760811400,10,d1b8e352,1960587140799436032">连究竟要不要听牌都搞不清楚</d><d p="68.086,4,25,16707842,1760811409,10,d1b8e352,1960587220088482304">我已经感到焦头烂额了吧</d><d p="72.542,4,25,16707842,1760811421,10,d1b8e352,1960587319946429696">孤注一掷放手一搏</d><d p="73.462,4,25,16707842,1760811432,10,d1b8e352,1960587408001768448">等待你给我的回答</d><d p="79.826,4,25,16707842,1760811444,10,d1b8e352,1960587512364306688">Ah</d><d p="83.492,4,25,16707842,1760811460,10,d1b8e352,1960587643134423552">当下的我正处于绝对无法</d><d p="84.339,4,25,16707842,1760811480,10,d1b8e352,1960587818254859776">说出那句我爱你的状态</d><d p="87.117,4,25,16707842,1760811511,10,d1b8e352,1960588074107353088">模棱两可地暗示爱意之后</d><d p="92.602,4,25,16707842,1760811552,10,d1b8e352,1960588414709986560">我绝对会为此而追悔莫及吧</d><d p="94.375,4,25,16707842,1760811563,1,d1b8e352,1960588512537881344">摈弃那些毫无意义的矜持</d><d p="96.079,1,25,16777215,1760815756,1,d3008c33,1960623684041932032">呵呵，二姐还在打人</d><d p="98.423,4,25,16707842,1760811595,10,d1b8e352,1960588775579600384">来一决胜负吧</d><d p="98.379,4,25,16707842,1760811620,10,d1b8e352,1960588987358378240">不要再说些百无聊赖的场面话 拿出真本事来</d><d p="102.305,4,25,16707842,1760811661,10,d1b8e352,1960589334512683008">将这场恋爱推进听牌的阶段吧</d><d p="103.06,4,25,16707842,1760811669,10,d1b8e352,1960589402351096576"> wow wow yeah</d><d p="104.203,4,25,16707842,1760811679,10,d1b8e352,1960589484291174912">你的“1/2”会选择哪边呢</d><d p="107.764,5,25,16707842,1760811700,1,d1b8e352,1960589661475363584">黄色字幕组制作完成</d><d p="109.962,1,25,8700107,1760967177,11,9c0e948e,1961893892324678400">有谁知道主题曲叫什么名字吗？(┯_┯)</d><d p="111.089,1,25,16777215,1760847648,5,f14d223c,1960891216313234176">这op是暗示吗，这季做到借物竞走</d><d p="130,1,25,16777215,1760812487,11,2c58379,1960596262345053184">感谢指挥部</d><d p="130.723,1,25,16777215,1760874317,7,c2699a32,1961114926060329984">火中天津甘栗拳，婆婆教的</d><d p="131.83,1,25,16777215,1760964302,4,b19554b9,1961869782702346240">听上去好好吃的拳法</d><d p="137.033,1,25,16777215,1760852883,10,6563ad2f,1960935132026289152">枫林馆高中的所有学生都爱旷课看热闹，而偏偏这个地方每天自从乱马来了以后，热闹不断</d><d p="140.831,1,25,16777215,1760809756,5,c9598fd1,1960573350447896320">这什么口音？</d><d p="143.813,1,25,16777215,1760815843,8,d3008c33,1960624410906599936">这句说的啥，听不清楚</d><d p="144.278,1,25,16777215,1760810271,10,dc5f62e1,1960577677174409216">这是古早的漫画风呀</d><d p="144.077,1,25,16777215,1760866773,6,fc9fb092,1961051646662819840">說的日文</d><d p="145.5,1,25,16777215,1760878224,4,726e7fe9,1961147702943640832">那这么说，友引高中的学生都喜欢殴打老师。doge</d><d p="146.944,1,25,16777215,1760843943,11,1ae46bd3,1960860135890976256">好像旧版的角色</d><d p="147.39,1,25,16777215,1760845270,2,837a3c91,1960871263547829504">我没听出来是中文</d><d p="148.415,1,25,16777215,1760843890,8,12fbb40b,1960859692369140480">这是漫画分镜吗？</d><d p="149.98,1,25,16777215,1760944389,6,b14d4863,1961702739831177472">说的日语</d><d p="152.427,1,25,16777215,1760815889,4,d3008c33,1960624804072293888">大关和小关都来了</d><d p="152.992,1,25,16777215,1760838880,10,24fc4a3d,1960817666844023296">是你，多蒙卡修</d><d p="153.215,1,25,16777215,1760866479,11,d1ba23fe,1961049178977258496">本来也说的不是中文</d><d p="158.534,1,25,16777215,1760821510,10,8da28a7e,1960671953979902464">果然第二季也让这个解说出场了(重制版唯一的原创角色)</d><d p="168.864,1,25,16777215,1761046264,11,dc090ec6,1962557326905010176">++++++++</d><d p="172.068,5,25,16777215,1760810793,1,39d9a3b3,1960582052194227712">冷水好烫</d><d p="176.107,1,25,16777215,1761058126,5,8083459e,1962656829116920832">女乱马最常用的技能火中天津甘栗拳</d><d p="177.084,1,25,16777215,1760919897,10,11115ddb,1961497282931203328">点咋没了</d><d p="185.773,1,25,16777215,1760815978,10,d3008c33,1960625546094798592">帅气的自信</d><d p="195.197,1,25,16777215,1760841834,1,8e7877d6,1960842441926645504">女生的力氣不如男生</d><d p="203.444,1,25,16777215,1760816031,1,d3008c33,1960625991379085312">猴子的木乃伊</d><d p="207.353,5,25,16777215,1760810825,10,39d9a3b3,1960582321393000192">精彩</d><d p="208.811,5,25,16707842,1760845460,11,a622062,1960872859983776256">标准的高桥婆婆笔下残念系角色，哪哪都好，但是吧……</d><d p="210.139,1,25,16777215,1760841885,10,8e7877d6,1960842872597661440">沐絲是大近視，良牙是大路痴233</d><d p="210.391,1,25,16777215,1760844412,7,591eab26,1960864069712519936">笑死我了</d><d p="213.962,1,25,16777215,1760848180,1,4d8c2637,1960895678633032192">漫画好xiang像说的是猴子僵尸</d><d p="215.529,1,25,16777215,1760828651,10,1e48b302,1960731858715661568">活了几百岁，确实是老妖怪hhh</d><d p="215.698,1,25,16777215,1760876920,8,af2f58aa,1961136768384460800">还真没说错</d><d p="217.9,1,25,16777215,1760834639,3,bc3c4b62,1960782089901618432">哈哈哈哈哈</d><d p="217.054,1,25,16777215,1760893365,11,be9c243a,1961274718682177024">不是猴子干尸？</d><d p="220.552,1,25,16777215,1760841916,3,8e7877d6,1960843126361404928">難怪珊璞老奶嫌棄哈哈哈</d><d p="222.559,5,25,41194,1760808498,10,d1b8e352,1960562801228011008">早乙女乱马；我来了</d><d p="222.322,1,25,16777215,1760876593,10,9e95e6ec,1961134021677289728">婆婆年轻时长的跟珊璞一个样，没想到老了缩水了，也不知道珊璞老了会变成什么样</d><d p="227.056,1,25,16777215,1760885349,5,3bf398f2,1961207468965755648">确实可怕这一招</d><d p="229.551,5,25,16777215,1760808524,10,d1b8e352,1960563018417540864">乱马；让你久等了，沐丝</d><d p="230.217,1,25,16777215,1760955933,1,ae1a1e7d,1961799576017238272">没事等珊璞活到可伦这个年纪，男的一般也去世了</d><d p="232.411,1,25,16777215,1760816090,10,d3008c33,1960626482146012416">这是染发了还是戴假发呢</d><d p="235.419,1,25,16777215,1760838411,5,25124b13,1960813725615440384">其实原作漫画就是黑发</d><d p="235.244,1,25,16777215,1760964451,8,b19554b9,1961871027001359360">谁家阿炳</d><d p="237.582,5,25,16777215,1760810888,10,39d9a3b3,1960582851309696512">BGM也拉胯了</d><d p="241.901,1,25,16777215,1761052927,11,ce074daf,1962613216173959424">BGM渐渐的平淡下来</d><d p="244.391,5,25,16777215,1760810918,1,39d9a3b3,1960583099788702720">还好对面眼神不太好</d><d p="244.203,1,25,16777215,1760854872,7,c72c9779,1960951817303580160">这里面也模仿漫画</d><d p="250.504,1,25,16777215,1760853732,10,6563ad2f,1960942254122091008">我就问你是不是吧</d><d p="250.938,1,25,16777215,1761060468,11,1aeccb9e,1962676480186714112">就从这开始，全校都接受了乱马可以变成女人的特性</d><d p="251.312,1,25,16777215,1761007273,5,e70dbd6a,1962230248628220928">优秀的匹配机制</d><d p="254.892,5,25,16777215,1760880768,10,135cc42,1961169040877814272">又是你呀</d><d p="255.866,5,25,16777215,1760810936,10,39d9a3b3,1960583253258253312">固定解说员</d><d p="255.054,1,25,16777215,1761021503,10,3a91a313,1962349613361563648">都第二季了还在说漫画，旧版是魔改，新版是漫改</d><d p="263.225,1,25,16777215,1761052984,11,ce074daf,1962613697864826112">是乱马 ，但不是乱马</d><d p="264.47,5,25,16777215,1760810991,10,39d9a3b3,1960583716636526592">道具赛</d><d p="266.331,1,25,16777215,1760953799,5,88a8ed12,1961781669442726912">欧诺累基德</d><d p="278.419,1,25,14811775,1760828775,10,1e48b302,1960732899775481088">赤 砂 之 蝎（无端联想）</d><d p="281.608,1,25,16777215,1760853773,5,6563ad2f,1960942595085901056">津门戏法</d><d p="287.874,5,25,41194,1760808585,1,d1b8e352,1960563533410756096">沐丝(中文话)；秘技鸡蛋拳</d><d p="288.136,5,25,16777215,1760808602,10,d1b8e352,1960563669482457856">关俊彦说出中文</d><d p="289.324,5,25,16777215,1760853791,10,6563ad2f,1960942744461714432">钻石星辰拳？</d><d p="292.606,5,25,16707842,1760828862,10,1e48b302,1960733623913646080">“秘技·鸡蛋拳！！！”</d><d p="294.406,1,25,16777215,1760808699,1,3509c150,1960564489896836352">坤拳</d><d p="294.308,1,25,16777215,1760873314,1,a9d5d0a,1961106512219318528">厉不厉害你坤哥</d><d p="296.586,1,25,16777215,1760842015,10,8e7877d6,1960843962395401728">沐絲講中文怎麼那麼好笑</d><d p="298.344,1,25,16777215,1760890047,5,1291673d,1961246880457816832">拼尽全力讲中文</d><d p="298.201,1,25,16777215,1760928655,8,19353624,1961570746694612992">讲道理比珊璞讲得好</d><d p="298.105,1,25,16777215,1761053024,1,ce074daf,1962614034197485568">怎么又是这个口音呀？</d><d p="301.273,1,25,16777215,1760816618,1,7e36d7e6,1960630916347371520">笑死金闪闪看我变个鸡出来</d><d p="304.288,1,25,16777215,1760840190,10,16d23561,1960828652321323776">逆天</d><d p="305.876,5,25,41194,1760808647,10,d1b8e352,1960564049914277376">早乙女乱马 VS 沐丝</d><d p="305.509,1,25,16777215,1760866058,1,658b2192,1961045650334929920">哥哥的蛋</d><d p="306.367,5,25,16777215,1760811034,10,39d9a3b3,1960584074410681088">愤怒的小鸟是吧</d><d p="306.163,1,25,16777215,1760964142,1,cc0707b0,1961868439929303808">公鸡下蛋了！</d><d p="313.028,1,25,16777215,1760878490,10,3fc911a4,1961149937954365440">哆啦A沐</d><d p="318.693,5,25,16777215,1760811063,1,39d9a3b3,1960584317252463360">草 怎么还有溜溜球的</d><d p="321.425,5,25,16777215,1760853830,10,6563ad2f,1960943070098822912">那个溜溜球也算暗器吗？</d><d p="323.301,1,25,16777215,1760964553,10,b19554b9,1961871885449507584">怎么还有火力少年王</d><d p="329.51,5,25,14811775,1760808698,1,d1b8e352,1960564475476739328">早乙女乱马兔女郎</d><d p="329.157,1,25,16777215,1760868761,10,ebfe76d8,1961068321772553216">那苦無讓我想起中忍考試的鹿丸vs手鞠</d><d p="333.855,1,25,16777215,1760885455,7,3bf398f2,1961208364533288192">也还行没有上一季度的无规则体操那么黑，至少地台还是地台</d><d p="336.322,1,25,16777215,1760816220,1,d3008c33,1960627577647829760">兔女郎！！</d><d p="337.403,5,25,16777215,1760811147,1,39d9a3b3,1960585023153929984">合理解释女儿身（bushi）</d><d p="338.236,5,25,16777215,1760819974,11,6c27a2b3,1960659069371034624">順理成章地變女生了</d><d p="340.393,1,25,14811775,1760828951,10,1e48b302,1960734371657529088">可以可以，高桥老师这想象力太出色了</d><d p="341.408,1,25,16777215,1760844112,8,12fbb40b,1960861549363746816">乱马:这是计划的一部分</d><d p="341.347,1,25,16777215,1760850852,6,2fdc9675,1960918091182101504">？</d><d p="342.446,1,25,16777215,1760878327,10,b81882b9,1961148570493525504">Henshin</d><d p="343.885,5,25,16777215,1760853862,10,6563ad2f,1960943342384716800">唉，算了，将错就错吧</d><d p="344.929,1,25,16777215,1760841034,8,8da28a7e,1960835730041738240">这一部分旧版表现比新版好些，可能是因为先入为主吧。而且那时候cv都还年轻。</d><d p="345.877,1,25,16777215,1760808519,6,8588a4a,1960562974679099136">呃</d><d p="346.345,1,25,16777215,1761053121,11,ce074daf,1962614844956552704">？</d><d p="347.006,1,25,16777215,1761046892,2,62af1ba5,1962562594892491264">兔子：6</d><d p="349.972,1,25,16777215,1760816289,11,6492f835,1960628153953367808">笑死</d><d p="350.028,1,25,16777215,1760850874,10,2fdc9675,1960918275202749184">太合理了</d><d p="355.011,1,25,16777215,1761037038,7,b6a3194b,1962479929548115456">事实上新旧都不如漫画，福星也是，漫画的搞笑节奏太好了，改编不出来，动画都有点拖沓</d><d p="355.011,1,25,16777215,1761037075,4,b6a3194b,1962480241184686080">非要说最有高桥漫画那种搞笑节奏的动画作品，我觉得是濑户的花嫁，本来也有很多致敬高桥作品的地方</d><d p="604.261,1,25,16777215,1760818426,1,ca12ec14,1960646078269926400">这中文…你想笑死我？</d><d p="604.179,5,25,14811775,1760851413,10,1e48b302,1960922801251139584">乌 鸦 坐 飞 机（黑虎阿福点了个赞）</d><d p="605.041,1,25,16777215,1760847792,10,65afc299,1960892419189519360">乌鸦坐飞机</d><d p="606.64,1,25,16777215,1760833595,11,6c9eeae8,1960773324703582720">乌鸦坐飞机！</d><d p="607.535,1,25,16777215,1760889233,1,eba531da,1961240054596903680">鹰爪床</d><d p="607.553,1,25,16777215,1761104665,3,ad02815d,1963047228256326912">这口音太难绷了</d><d p="608.557,1,25,16777215,1760842414,8,8e7877d6,1960847305767290880">講中文怎麼那麼好笑哈哈哈哈</d><d p="609.92,5,25,16777215,1760854232,10,6563ad2f,1960946444517495296">哎呀，这个中文我实在是受不了了，好想笑</d><d p="610.973,5,25,16777215,1760811593,10,39d9a3b3,1960588762669612544">游戏结束</d><d p="610.706,5,25,16777215,1760854259,10,6563ad2f,1960946671722869248">山口叔上班了</d><d p="610.53,1,25,16777215,1760956026,1,9c267152,1961800356795442944">飞机做乌鸦</d><d p="611.102,1,25,16777215,1760834521,10,3a4c697f,1960781094240439808">早乙女乱马，WIN！</d><d p="620.5,1,25,16777215,1760830578,10,c5a16d77,1960748020358907904">新一上线</d><d p="620.304,1,25,16777215,1760840817,11,ac9cf18b,1960833907390237952">你人还怪好的嘞</d><d p="632.818,5,25,41194,1760809188,1,d1b8e352,1960568584611096576">沐丝；我输了</d><d p="634.206,5,25,16777215,1760809222,1,d1b8e352,1960568872340563712">主持人；获胜者是，早乙女乱马</d><d p="634.375,5,25,41194,1760809237,1,d1b8e352,1960569002716315392">早乙女乱马；我赢了</d><d p="635.817,1,25,16777215,1761106035,3,bc3c4b62,1963058724667700224">帅帅帅</d><d p="638.218,1,25,16777215,1760846502,1,c1747651,1960881600845941504">秒了</d><d p="640.745,1,25,15772458,1760829396,10,1e48b302,1960738105980419584">这剧情真的太紧凑了</d><d p="640.937,1,25,16777215,1760842485,1,8e7877d6,1960847901089931008">這下珊璞和老奶更要定亂馬了</d><d p="645.597,1,25,16777215,1760956441,5,ae1a1e7d,1961803834913217536">乱马还是强啊</d><d p="647.865,1,25,16777215,1760835055,11,390a5a4b,1960785579923237632">节奏比老版好</d><d p="651.044,1,25,16777215,1760857687,10,9bdd537,1960975426856054016">哈哈</d><d p="654.108,1,25,16777215,1760840712,11,4b7bf73d,1960833030965168128">老动画经常播一年 现在番剧档期多紧凑都是一季一季预订 产量和过去完全不一样 所以节奏也是</d><d p="658.206,1,25,16777215,1760850653,10,d3008c33,1960916424768256512">呵呵，女王接着加班了</d><d p="659.874,5,25,16777215,1760811654,10,39d9a3b3,1960589272285801216">怎么还限制次数的</d><d p="660.664,5,25,14811775,1760809301,10,d1b8e352,1960569535183175936">小茜；沐丝，你搞错了，我不是珊璞</d><d p="662.02,1,25,16777215,1760817082,10,d3008c33,1960634806916746752">大近视，戴好你的眼镜啦</d><d p="663.094,1,25,16777215,1760974709,4,8da28a7e,1961957075588834304">注意看这里珊璞变猫了，乱马怕猫才会到处跑。</d><d p="663.027,1,25,16777215,1761073133,7,9d5cf649,1962782717159124992">大关这个声音太可爱了</d><d p="671.577,1,25,16777215,1760897986,10,d3008c33,1961313478095102464">永远离不开女王嘴边的话</d><d p="675.581,5,25,14811775,1760809328,1,d1b8e352,1960569760274697472">女生乱马；臭可伦</d><d p="678.239,1,25,16777215,1760842547,10,8e7877d6,1960848422618224640">所以這集是女亂馬坐鎮</d><d p="680.924,1,25,16777215,1760821431,1,d3008c33,1960671293754385408">现在就穿Boy的泳衣了</d><d p="681.926,5,25,16777215,1760854346,10,6563ad2f,1960947404333376000">这一集是林原女王主场</d><d p="682.565,1,25,16777215,1760843059,10,8da28a7e,1960852718499910656">漫画是从高台跳的</d><d p="687.369,5,25,16776960,1760820484,1,6c27a2b3,1960663343442425344">最扯的劇情是其他人都接受這個設定了</d><d p="688.66,1,25,14811775,1760838760,10,25124b13,1960816658784430336">现在全校就知道了</d><d p="688.429,5,25,16646914,1760864776,10,5a14415f,1961034897381115136">同学们已经习惯女乱马这个事情来了。。。</d><d p="689.078,5,25,16707842,1760846891,11,a622062,1960884866816415232">兄弟别回头，我是你同学</d><d p="689.194,1,25,16777215,1760855527,9,8231810a,1960957304199576320">所以同学们都知道乱马会男女转换了吗</d><d p="691.875,1,25,16777215,1760864127,1,5cef6dd0,1961029453073544960">死库水可爱捏</d><d p="692.608,1,25,16777215,1760876687,11,9b20ac1,1961134808680259840">全校只有九能不知道</d><d p="692.584,1,25,16777215,1760887466,7,e96d6c93,1961225234787085312">全校除了九能都知道乱马能变女生(</d><d p="693.768,5,25,16777215,1760854383,1,6563ad2f,1960947711213997568">乱马你这个睁眼瞎小茜，哪里水桶腰了</d><d p="693.768,5,25,16777215,1760854398,10,6563ad2f,1960947833611892480">我记得老版不是说小茜不会游泳吗</d><d p="694.9,1,25,16777215,1760830654,5,c5a16d77,1960748654898454016">这下全校都知道了，也就九能不知道</d><d p="695.379,1,25,16777215,1760842610,10,8e7877d6,1960848954430603264">全校都知道亂馬會變身，除了九能不知道實在離譜</d><d p="698.256,1,25,16777215,1760869186,7,ebfe76d8,1961071884338783488">九能的妹妹小太刀也不知道喔</d><d p="699.403,1,25,16777215,1760808895,4,8588a4a,1960566132662791424">都知道乱马变身的秘密了？</d><d p="699.528,5,25,16777215,1761073168,10,9d5cf649,1962783014627316992">所以她只在岸上摆造型wwww</d><d p="700.238,5,25,16777215,1760811693,10,39d9a3b3,1960589602209809152">深海少女</d><d p="702.882,1,25,16777215,1760818022,11,ca12ec14,1960642693433036800">←对呀，漫画里就是这么说的，旧版动画是隔了好长时间才知道的</d><d p="703.243,1,25,16777215,1760817195,7,8dcd05e2,1960635753294145024">没记错大多数人都知道，就那几个不知道</d><d p="705.684,1,25,16777215,1760818422,4,27200258,1960646052642853120">就九能兄妹不知道</d><d p="705.827,1,25,16777215,1760853430,11,e70c1dd6,1960939713984622592">之前在九能怀里变回男身，他都不信</d><d p="705.905,5,25,16707842,1760939363,10,a7c78b60,1961660577227671040">老动画快完结才暴露</d><d p="706.369,5,25,16777215,1760811709,10,39d9a3b3,1960589737341793536">偷袭</d><d p="709.166,1,25,16707842,1760834153,1,5b2446ab,1960778009573602560">咪哈游</d><d p="714.24,1,25,16777215,1760817209,10,d3008c33,1960635876598439936">又犯傻了不是，跟你说过凡事要往前看，不可闭眼</d><d p="715.051,5,25,16777215,1760811728,10,39d9a3b3,1960589898747073024">每周高桥指（1/1）</d><d p="360.46,5,25,16777215,1760811177,10,39d9a3b3,1960585276750053632">确实</d><d p="360.227,1,25,16777215,1760825492,1,6571dce0,1960705356795665920">口車</d><d p="360.309,1,25,16777215,1760837506,1,4e9cf45e,1960806135619889664">变成女的拳和腿就短了</d><d p="363.245,1,25,16777215,1761053141,11,ce074daf,1962615014465147392">666</d><d p="370.362,5,25,16777215,1760811256,10,39d9a3b3,1960585938913060864">兵器库</d><d p="370.183,1,25,16777215,1760865276,10,e81e33f,1961039087112992768">武器携带量堪比战场原</d><d p="370.302,1,25,16777215,1760897052,11,200dddb1,1961305646205341440">沐丝好帅！！</d><d p="375.576,1,25,16777215,1760838187,11,4074009f,1960811845418438912">过安检一天</d><d p="379.428,1,25,16777215,1760841092,1,8da28a7e,1960836215884995328">旧版这里用的中指，新版食指。</d><d p="379.284,1,25,16777215,1760841104,1,6667c487,1960836322705517312">好结实的肌肉hh</d><d p="379.597,1,25,16777215,1760850521,1,1aeb175e,1960915313831420672">旧版这里是用中指扶眼镜的</d><d p="384.205,1,25,16777215,1760885506,10,3bf398f2,1961208787218650368">女乱马好像有很多buff比男乱马可怕一点</d><d p="385.418,1,25,16777215,1760837661,11,c6467342,1960807436550020096">沐丝不弱的，只是眼神不好。</d><d p="388.318,1,25,16777215,1760863797,1,5cef6dd0,1961026678625052416">对老公（婆）的自信</d><d p="392.526,5,25,16777215,1760808733,10,d1b8e352,1960564774522186496">木大木大木大</d><d p="397.962,5,25,41194,1760808766,10,d1b8e352,1960565051723894528">小乃东风；嗨，小茜</d><d p="398.755,5,25,16707842,1760845759,11,a622062,1960875364226563072">奈落：桔梗，犬夜叉会输的</d><d p="406.906,1,25,16777215,1760831772,5,6bdd9ef4,1960758034528008704">手短</d><d p="406.574,1,25,16777215,1760866194,10,7e761e83,1961046786731127552">豆腐先生最后几次出场了</d><d p="410.239,5,25,16777215,1760853961,1,6563ad2f,1960944172487847936">ride kick.</d><d p="413.539,5,25,16777215,1760811288,10,39d9a3b3,1960586205461246976">反踢</d><d p="420.278,1,25,16777215,1760816407,1,d3008c33,1960629145277434624">傻妹子，你太矮了</d><d p="420.454,5,25,16707842,1760856230,1,f0f1bd28,1960963204746345728">确反康</d><d p="421.474,1,25,16777215,1760877095,10,af2f58aa,1961138234830391808">那近身肉搏不就行了</d><d p="423.685,1,25,16777215,1760884827,11,3cc5a41e,1961203091135031552">龙珠也有这一幕</d><d p="424.383,1,25,16777215,1760926056,1,d3008c33,1961548948989278720">搞笑的话脚应该再抽几下</d><d p="427.836,1,25,16777215,1760844207,1,12fbb40b,1960862348386850048">哈哈哈，腿短</d><d p="434.904,1,25,16777215,1760853606,1,2999caf3,1960941196294028800">这场是乱马公开场合被扒最光一回</d><d p="437.982,1,25,16777215,1760816540,1,d3008c33,1960630257053240832">呵呵，一堆色狼又来耍了，很还原旧版</d><d p="438.761,1,25,16777215,1760857239,10,1f55826c,1960971671099718144">右下角的五寸钉还在拍（</d><d p="439.214,5,25,16777215,1760811349,1,39d9a3b3,1960586716360749824">确实逼真 因为就是真的</d><d p="439.571,1,25,16777215,1760882332,11,d4eb5081,1961182165081498112">wow</d><d p="439.18,1,25,16777215,1760920137,9,11115ddb,1961499295249559296">这掉台下去也太可怕了</d><d p="445.609,1,25,16777215,1760887839,1,ec14cff9,1961228356415107328">哇，还有战败cg</d><d p="447.701,5,25,16707842,1760845958,1,a622062,1960877035295997440">兄弟你好香</d><d p="447.23,1,25,16777215,1760859944,1,9c369f9b,1960994363920620800">呀恶俗啊</d><d p="449.99,1,25,16777215,1760839974,11,64beccfc,1960826843905573376">我也是</d><d p="449.949,1,25,16777215,1760876419,11,9b20ac1,1961132564459077632">九能带刀：怎么不叫我</d><d p="450.623,1,25,16777215,1760883406,7,8c514982,1961191177970084096">我也是</d><d p="452.389,1,25,16777215,1761072928,4,9d5cf649,1962781001244102656">乱马他们学校就比隔壁福星片场的正常一丢丢</d><d p="453.284,5,25,16777215,1760854032,10,6563ad2f,1960944770126132480">高桥阿姨笔下的男同学为什么都这么屑呀？福星小子那边也是。</d><d p="461.878,5,25,14811775,1760808818,10,d1b8e352,1960565483032353280">珊璞(中国话)；哎呀</d><d p="476.014,1,25,14811775,1760838606,10,25124b13,1960815361637325312">我直接想到了甜心战士</d><d p="477.682,5,25,16777215,1760811401,1,39d9a3b3,1960587153323404800">手动爆衣</d><d p="477.477,1,25,16777215,1760814990,1,36aaf87e,1960617254660342784">草</d><d p="477.806,5,25,16777215,1760859461,1,c76ca0ba,1960990311090772480">漫画那是真一点布都不剩了。</d><d p="478.183,1,25,16777215,1760821929,1,8da28a7e,1960675464805319680">也只有这里还原了</d><d p="478.068,1,25,16777215,1760834603,1,c4e088b8,1960781786049589760">厚礼蟹</d><d p="478.252,1,25,16777215,1760846138,9,c1747651,1960878545505011456">活着真好</d><d p="478.649,1,25,16777215,1760880124,8,b558ee96,1961163641659160576">已经去了</d><d p="480.562,1,25,16777215,1760977746,1,d3008c33,1961982553125244672">就算&quot;最后一点&quot;没了你们啥也看不到</d><d p="482.67,1,25,16777215,1760925627,1,90b753c3,1961545348036333056">岂可修 小茜我也不原谅</d><d p="483.374,5,25,41194,1760808840,10,d1b8e352,1960565667296485120">男；呜呜呜呜呜</d><d p="483.667,1,25,16777215,1760821065,1,d3008c33,1960668221695233280">呵呵，老婆关键时刻多管闲事</d><d p="483.548,1,25,16777215,1760878751,1,726e7fe9,1961152123505139712">小茜，你不要多管闲事。</d><d p="485.266,5,25,16777215,1760811458,10,39d9a3b3,1960587630224138752">重复三次以表诚意</d><d p="485.079,1,25,16777215,1760842681,10,98f69f0,1960849550625508608">哈哈哈這邊真的笑死</d><d p="485.746,1,25,16777215,1760844537,7,12fbb40b,1960865117868970496">男生:岂可修！</d><d p="485.07,5,25,16777215,1760859987,11,9c369f9b,1960994719597682688">甜甜甜</d><d p="485.695,1,25,16777215,1760955851,11,9c267152,1961798884410033664">难受一辈子</d><d p="485.562,1,25,16777215,1760956218,9,ae1a1e7d,1961801963129877248">谢谢小茜（我是女观众</d><d p="486.399,1,25,16777215,1760878471,6,b81882b9,1961149777958148352">活着真好</d><d p="487.319,1,25,16777215,1760845286,8,30b01135,1960871400122548480">哈哈哈哈哈</d><d p="487.273,1,25,16777215,1760856597,11,5cef6dd0,1960966286871736832">不愧是男生们笑死了</d><d p="489.621,1,25,16777215,1760844874,6,591eab26,1960867944670571008">逆天</d><d p="492.342,1,25,16777215,1760842226,1,8e7877d6,1960845733633203712">一堆色胚233</d><d p="492.778,5,25,16777215,1760854106,1,6563ad2f,1960945385329542144">都是因为他们学校这些奇葩男同学，小茜一开始那么讨厌男人</d><d p="495.036,1,25,16777215,1760808672,10,8588a4a,1960564263697593600">我去</d><d p="495.679,1,25,16777215,1760881145,5,4d8c2637,1961172208710051840">好真实</d><d p="506.025,1,25,16777215,1760833756,1,1f55826c,1960774678465427200">我勒个秒开仙人模式</d><d p="507.829,5,25,16777215,1760811481,10,39d9a3b3,1960587820419003648">还有高手</d><d p="514.503,1,25,16777215,1760837764,1,88af9164,1960808297649296128">666刚才标出一个中文不脱，我操。</d><d p="518.171,1,25,16777215,1760830258,10,398a338b,1960745332472824320">托奇</d><d p="518.896,5,25,16777215,1760834324,10,4475b4f4,1960779447313903616">这句话感觉有点奈落声线了哈哈哈</d><d p="519.107,5,25,16707842,1760846449,11,a622062,1960881155453085696">我是吉良吉影，年龄33岁……</d><d p="519.708,1,25,16777215,1760878816,8,726e7fe9,1961152670962358016">弥勒法师，是你。</d><d p="520.825,1,25,16777215,1761053323,1,ce074daf,1962616539354764032">遇到讨厌的人，那就把他揍一顿吧!</d><d p="520.824,1,25,16777215,1761059631,11,7ba92186,1962669456471715840">我是吉良吉，年龄33岁</d><d p="521.117,1,25,16777215,1760852512,6,b6285237,1960932017537472256">好厉害，不愧是医生</d><d p="521.662,1,25,16777215,1760892249,4,b0a7fea5,1961265352893599744">阿银</d><d p="525.26,1,25,16777215,1760816852,10,d3008c33,1960632874307430656">这里应该用江戸，而不是现代东京的称呼</d><d p="526.697,1,25,16777215,1760838364,7,f7db0a45,1960813331284008704">松阳老师</d><d p="527.106,1,25,16777215,1760852522,4,b6285237,1960932103772527360">哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈</d><d p="530.437,1,25,16777215,1760955932,1,9c267152,1961799568912016384">老大爷专业穴</d><d p="530.217,1,25,16777215,1760991960,1,3c15d7d3,1962101790401022976">华清池peking老大爷</d><d p="532.24,1,25,16777215,1760885678,10,3bf398f2,1961210235688059904">东风：葵花点穴手罢了</d><d p="534.946,5,25,14811775,1760808893,1,d1b8e352,1960566110802410240">天道茜；你们给我让开</d><d p="536.195,1,25,16777215,1760952815,1,dfa8c384,1961773416679861504">京爷穴</d><d p="537.385,5,25,16777215,1760811527,1,39d9a3b3,1960588212737690112">壶管够 随便用</d><d p="543.705,5,25,16707842,1760846681,1,a622062,1960883104286127872">《那 多 没 意 思》</d><d p="543.42,1,25,16777215,1760857597,10,9bdd537,1960974672812390912">哈哈</d><d p="546.542,1,25,16777215,1760962419,1,c44fbb6f,1961853983505364480">这还不简单，先把水浇这群男生身上大概就没人敢近身了(</d><d p="547.683,1,25,16777215,1760956334,10,ae1a1e7d,1961802939580591616">没有被发现，只是看出来小茜想让乱马变回男的</d><d p="548.569,1,25,16777215,1760882105,8,60ae7e36,1961180261605658880">这些学生都知道热水变身？</d><d p="549.429,1,25,16777215,1760892289,5,b0a7fea5,1961265691273501952">这些观众是我的嘴替吗</d><d p="550.096,1,25,16777215,1760885335,3,29c5bdd2,1961207358696937472">←喜剧效果不用在意</d><d p="558.815,5,25,41194,1760808956,1,d1b8e352,1960566641750854912">沐丝(中文话):秘技鸵鸟拳？</d><d p="567.465,5,25,15138834,1760850729,1,58c35d06,1960917061597791232">我听到了乱马的“我靠”</d><d p="573.063,1,25,16777215,1760837831,1,88af9164,1960808865138348288">不是，怎么又冒出来一个中文不妥？？？？？</d><d p="575.94,1,25,16777215,1760820806,10,6fd5f2f8,1960666045631724032">新八</d><d p="577.019,5,25,41194,1760808991,1,d1b8e352,1960566939185689600">沐丝；我扔烟雾弹</d><d p="586.355,5,25,41194,1760809043,1,d1b8e352,1960567374940491776">沐丝；哈哈哈哈</d><d p="587.679,5,25,14811775,1760809027,1,d1b8e352,1960567237501551616">女生乱马；可恶，沐丝在哪里啊</d><d p="593.991,5,25,16777215,1760809065,1,d1b8e352,1960567554540374528">早乙女乱马；痛死我了</d><d p="593.663,1,25,16777215,1761073078,10,9d5cf649,1962782258696418816">父慈子孝</d><d p="597.625,5,25,16777215,1760809089,1,d1b8e352,1960567754776663040">沐丝；受死吧，乱马</d><d p="598.532,1,25,16777215,1760834493,10,3a4c697f,1960780864879150080">早乙女乱马，win !</d><d p="599.539,5,25,16777215,1760809122,1,d1b8e352,1960568037590201344">沐丝(中文话)；秘技鹰爪拳</d><d p="599.459,5,25,41194,1760809151,1,d1b8e352,1960568278577980928">主持人；原来沐丝在上面</d><d p="599.734,1,25,16777215,1760809929,1,3509c150,1960574806777392128">男身体验卡到账了</d><d p="599.067,1,25,16777215,1760832387,11,7c91db3e,1960763193547193856">小茜总是关心乱马，拿热水的那个</d><d p="739.108,1,25,16777215,1760881449,10,135cc42,1961174756397289216">珊璞轉場好可愛</d><d p="742.793,1,25,16777215,1760817282,10,d3008c33,1960636481970856704">高桥画动物都是这种呆眼神</d><d p="742.43,1,25,16777215,1760877391,8,af2f58aa,1961140720299655424">这里指的是菲尼克斯</d><d p="745.166,1,25,16707842,1760834199,6,5b2446ab,1960778397345515776">这一段漫画是我最早看的乱马剧情</d><d p="745.671,1,25,16777215,1760846819,4,c1747651,1960884261234392064">这充满智慧的眼神</d><d p="746.087,1,25,16777215,1761099929,2,e5bb7d52,1963007498365772288">一辉准备</d><d p="749.907,1,25,16777215,1760825814,10,6571dce0,1960708058892422400">火中取栗拳2333</d><d p="757.72,5,25,16777215,1760809393,10,d1b8e352,1960570309099163392">珊璞(中文话)；我的爱人</d><d p="761.064,5,25,16707842,1760847132,11,a622062,1960886882624389888">漫画还有一句，珊璞反问小茜，难道你想和女人结婚过一辈子吗，你是变态吗？</d><d p="763.126,1,25,16777215,1760818218,1,ca12ec14,1960644334471175936">这里的台词改了，漫画的是珊璞说:就算是女的你也喜欢吗？变态女</d><d p="764.011,1,25,16777215,1760905237,11,16eb6867,1961374306886320640">右京不知道什么时候上场</d><d p="765.246,1,25,14811775,1760829567,9,1e48b302,1960739539098766592">百合也不错（</d><d p="765.737,1,25,16777215,1760854525,8,9ca2c559,1960948902547046912">我的i人</d><d p="766.789,5,25,16777215,1760811781,10,39d9a3b3,1960590338578748672">还算合理</d><d p="766.986,1,25,16777215,1760843571,1,2fdfaed0,1960857009901776896">不搞百合</d><d p="767.507,1,25,16777215,1760817408,7,d3008c33,1960637539489152512">过场挺有创意的</d><d p="768.474,1,25,16707842,1760834236,5,5b2446ab,1960778706776251136">你们仨一起把日子过好就行了</d><d p="768.995,1,25,16777215,1760922895,4,8da28a7e,1961522435275342336">右京确定是这一季就出场，但应该是第二季快结束的时候了。</d><d p="769.693,1,25,16777215,1760845352,11,c376727f,1960871955406786560">這段致敬舊版熱鬥篇ed 6開頭，當時是男亂馬。</d><d p="772.884,1,25,16777215,1760841411,3,6667c487,1960838892555639040">好可爱</d><d p="774.422,1,25,16777215,1760887579,10,e96d6c93,1961226178673231872">好吃呀好吃</d><d p="776.894,1,25,16777215,1760842884,10,8e7877d6,1960851250594171392">珊璞當然希望亂馬贏，這樣就能變回男的</d><d p="780.459,1,25,16777215,1760840180,10,b304e834,1960828564895229184">珊璞确实只想要男乱</d><d p="784.591,1,25,16777215,1760867527,11,3e0116b3,1961057971581175296">其实我觉得小茜不太在意他的性别哈哈</d><d p="787.697,1,25,16777215,1760843195,10,8da28a7e,1960853855961434624">但是乱马就算变回男人他也依旧只喜欢小茜</d><d p="794.421,5,25,16777215,1760811809,10,39d9a3b3,1960590573736352000">可爱捏</d><d p="794.249,1,25,16777215,1760848817,11,485dcd4a,1960901019575643136">我超，东方铁心</d><d p="794.003,1,25,14811775,1760851709,10,1e48b302,1960925278918827264">这段可以看出女乱马颜值真的很高（眼影设计更是锦上添花）</d><d p="801.78,5,25,16777215,1760811826,10,39d9a3b3,1960590713750633984">多玛姆</d><d p="806.291,1,25,16707842,1760851737,10,1e48b302,1960925518597981184">致敬传奇耐打王早乙女乱马</d><d p="818.469,1,25,16777215,1760817133,10,e9db3df2,1960635236631683328">可伦是真的强</d><d p="824.999,5,25,16777215,1760811852,10,39d9a3b3,1960590934606090752">打不过就加入</d><d p="824.755,1,25,16777215,1760817512,1,d3008c33,1960638411803527424">大美女你谁啊</d><d p="829.869,1,25,16777215,1760849788,11,c8096d45,1960909162129470464">同学：早乙女酱</d><d p="834.211,5,25,16777215,1760854580,1,6563ad2f,1960949363434322432">他们卖的不会是兰州拉面吧？</d><d p="843.953,5,25,16777215,1760811871,10,39d9a3b3,1960591091934194432">精彩</d><d p="846.142,1,25,16707842,1760829690,10,1e48b302,1960740573984614144">这是猫饭店的主厨，也是珊璞的老爹</d><d p="848.162,1,25,16777215,1760825929,10,6571dce0,1960709024647656960">珊璞他爸!?</d><d p="848.66,1,25,16777215,1760841470,3,6667c487,1960839391107101952">是猫猫的爸爸吧</d><d p="857.278,5,25,16707842,1760851815,10,1e48b302,1960926172053790976">Bravo！！！</d><d p="857.79,1,25,41194,1760851877,1,1e48b302,1960926687315847424">不敢想象要是和乱马做同学，每天会有多少乐子可以看哈哈哈</d><d p="864.037,5,25,16777215,1760809448,10,d1b8e352,1960570766714571008">天道茜水手服</d><d p="871.726,1,25,16777215,1760810924,1,dc5f62e1,1960583154549487104">小茜的新衣服不错呀，清凉的水手服风格</d><d p="871.326,5,25,16777215,1760812008,10,39d9a3b3,1960592246525613824">什么杂技表演</d><d p="872.647,1,25,16777215,1760817711,8,d3008c33,1960640085305668352">女王太辛苦了</d><d p="872.406,1,25,16777215,1760871816,10,a6ce0bc1,1961093946470090240">配音又增强了~</d><d p="873.096,1,25,16777215,1760840260,5,b304e834,1960829242350990592">小茜这套好看啊</d><d p="876.597,1,25,16777215,1760925324,1,dea16e62,1961542805289615360">天津杂耍</d><d p="890.088,5,25,41194,1760851754,10,690319b0,1960925656775282944">我还以为要戳破球…</d><d p="892.777,5,25,16776960,1760820916,11,6c27a2b3,1960666968713811200">學武術了</d><d p="895.569,1,25,16777215,1760892111,1,13c9f68b,1961264198755894528">天津火中取栗拳</d><d p="895.926,1,25,16777215,1760898276,11,adaeed8d,1961315915614759168">天津栗子拳</d><d p="896.081,5,25,16777215,1760854680,10,6563ad2f,1960950200097133056">可伦对乱马的第1次传艺，也让乱马获得了第1个绝招</d><d p="901.299,1,25,16777215,1760869514,10,ebfe76d8,1961074638335676160">不算絕招 只是加強平A</d><d p="907.966,1,25,16777215,1761049893,10,8e3b5189,1962587766017676544">新招式！</d><d p="907.978,1,25,16777215,1761100137,7,e5bb7d52,1963009242567183104">功夫小子乱马</d><d p="909.076,1,25,16777215,1760841505,3,6667c487,1960839684146612736">是绝技hh</d><d p="911.734,1,25,41194,1760838947,4,25124b13,1960818222009714176">原型应该是我们天津的小宝栗子</d><d p="912.097,5,25,15138834,1760835219,10,6e9d3a7c,1960786954522463488">火中取栗</d><d p="914.106,1,25,16777215,1760956552,11,44f045c6,1961804768784030464">火中取栗？</d><d p="918.342,1,25,16777215,1760810248,5,36e7096e,1960577477869266944">天下武功唯快不破</d><d p="922.17,1,25,16777215,1761061241,11,1aeccb9e,1962682958238975488">原型是因为当年日本不产栗子，所有的栗子都是从天津港运过去的，所以日本将所有的栗子都称为天津甘栗</d><d p="923.61,1,25,16777215,1760920539,8,11115ddb,1961502669088764416">火中取栗</d><d p="924.334,1,25,16777215,1760855111,5,a6c84154,1960953814437728000">才想起这话标题</d><d p="926.867,1,25,14811775,1760829825,10,1e48b302,1960741700071357696">神技出现了！火中天津甘栗拳！！！（还有一个“飞龙升天破”）</d><d p="926.445,5,25,16646914,1760865002,1,5a14415f,1961036788777155072">我看成了天津饭拳</d><d p="931.022,1,25,16777215,1760884652,11,cd192187,1961201625998038016">火中取栗拳</d><d p="934.179,1,25,16777215,1760850798,5,e24b3755,1960917638868039424">还有狮子咆哮弹</d><d p="937.276,1,25,16777215,1760835393,11,390a5a4b,1960788413469256960">最强的是猛虎落地式（滑稽）</d><d p="937.803,1,25,16777215,1760870745,9,914a143b,1961084965316105984">狮子咆哮弹是玄马发明的</d><d p="938.931,1,25,16777215,1760880041,5,726e7fe9,1961162947686554624">狮子咆哮弹是良牙和矿工学的，乱马自己领悟了猛虎高飞车。</d><d p="938.265,1,25,16777215,1760934558,7,78abe71b,1961620267315426048">前面的狮子咆哮弹是良牙发明的</d><d p="939.195,1,25,16777215,1760848997,11,485dcd4a,1960902531857028608">魔犬恸哭波也不弱</d><d p="939.413,1,25,16777215,1760866798,4,7e761e83,1961051854867694336">狮子咆哮弹是良牙的招数</d><d p="940.665,1,25,16777215,1760864379,11,5cef6dd0,1961031563882125824">最强的难道不是敌前大逆走吗www</d><d p="942.578,1,25,16777215,1760848214,10,b9a67d9f,1960895962336078080">别听可伦的，你拿着也是假的</d><d p="943.161,5,25,16777215,1760809494,10,d1b8e352,1960571153236611584">早乙女乱马；呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜</d><d p="943.248,5,25,15138834,1760839969,1,24fc4a3d,1960826797147363584">你的手正如烈火般燃烧，它高呼着要我抓住板栗</d><d p="943.38,1,25,16777215,1760881309,8,be0497ec,1961173582797375488">不如猛虎落地式</d><d p="946.787,5,25,16777215,1760812098,10,39d9a3b3,1960592997465313792">成定格动画了</d><d p="947.641,1,25,16777215,1760891587,1,f242cd42,1961259800717664768">小夫</d><d p="952.732,1,25,16777215,1760842244,1,ac9cf18b,1960845879527844608">失去了描边</d><d p="953.256,1,25,16777215,1760848129,1,65afc299,1960895248373332224">骨 川 小 夫</d><d p="958.626,5,25,16707842,1760810465,10,36e7096e,1960579304177938688">本集片名：小茜换装秀</d><d p="959.328,5,25,16707842,1760810398,10,36e7096e,1960578741931514624">这集是小茜换装秀吧</d><d p="959.784,1,25,16777215,1760838243,10,bf2f03fa,1960812319097370624">好可爱</d><d p="960.408,5,25,16777215,1760831403,10,c5a16d77,1960754943426649088">女主待遇</d><d p="960.378,5,25,16777215,1760858183,11,7c91db3e,1960979584334238720">漫画里作者给小茜设计的衣服是最多的，所以动画赶进度小茜换衣频率才高</d><d p="960.718,1,25,16777215,1760958092,10,ae1a1e7d,1961817681678184704">小茜好看</d><d p="961.812,1,25,16777215,1760841541,3,6667c487,1960839985708490496">好萌好萌 </d><d p="961.45,1,25,16777215,1760886021,8,fd375540,1961213106487329280">别扯了，那是爆破点穴</d><d p="962.881,5,25,16777215,1760854789,10,6563ad2f,1960951114379684352">二姐一开口就会上演夏日祭杀人事件</d><d p="963.894,1,25,16777215,1760832920,5,2ed157d3,1960767669246886400">二姐一开口就是老柯南了</d><d p="963.254,5,25,16707842,1760847664,11,a622062,1960891346613479680">高山阿姨已经很努力在压嗓子了</d><d p="966.186,1,25,16777215,1760820459,3,d3008c33,1960663133014759936">在院子里卖傻萌呢</d><d p="979.157,1,25,16777215,1760961470,10,d76cafcf,1961846022875690240">什么都不干也好热~</d><d p="981.386,1,25,16777215,1760852982,10,b6285237,1960935956316193536">好萌</d><d p="982.255,1,25,16777215,1760847566,11,e6a11df5,1960890528883645440">还有粉毛捶地哭桥段（）</d><d p="984.987,5,25,16777215,1760831572,10,c5a16d77,1960756362695157504">试试吃一下APTX4869看看能不能变回去</d><d p="985.747,1,25,14811775,1760885131,6,c1f9aaeb,1961205643067177216">这儿也有粉毛捶地哭看的</d><d p="986.023,1,25,16777215,1760888411,1,8946e269,1961233154656483584">尤物</d><d p="987.945,1,25,16777215,1760843278,4,2138a44c,1960854558246806272">哈哈哈哈aptx那个</d><d p="988.951,1,25,16777215,1760958122,10,ae1a1e7d,1961817936079863552">烤板栗能给我吃吗</d><d p="990.395,5,25,16777215,1760854826,10,6563ad2f,1960951424691259904">吃了那个药不就变成宫野志保了吗？</d><d p="998.193,5,25,16777215,1760812158,10,39d9a3b3,1960593504229544192">事已至此 先逛夜市吧</d><d p="1003.601,5,25,16777215,1760835848,10,4475b4f4,1960792230344571904">这里早云对乱马感觉相比老版动画更关心了点，毕竟这也更符合早云非常看重小女婿的设定</d><d p="1003.544,1,25,16707842,1760863146,5,6ad748c5,1961021222926263552">忘记一切？（要素察觉）</d><d p="1007.635,1,25,16777215,1760857398,10,8e7877d6,1960972998782042624">好岳父</d><d p="1009.958,1,25,16777215,1760811072,5,dc5f62e1,1960584390619318272">超可爱！</d><d p="1009.021,5,25,16777215,1760812180,10,39d9a3b3,1960593688023851776">可爱捏</d><d p="1009.76,1,25,16777215,1760817919,7,d3008c33,1960641827476882176">面堂家的章鱼来客串了</d><d p="1009.748,1,25,16777215,1760840505,9,f7f830b5,1960831298222320384">经典漫画插图</d><d p="1009.477,1,25,16777215,1760845543,10,591eab26,1960873556271954432">好闺蜜</d><d p="1009.407,1,25,16777215,1760874133,11,2f514938,1961113385769204992">乱马头上的是面堂家的家徽吧</d><d p="1010.434,1,25,16777215,1760858299,11,7c91db3e,1960980564694175232">早云在漫画里比熊猫更像乱马的父亲</d><d p="1012.265,1,25,16777215,1761055981,11,fd5cbc93,1962638841232188416">这不是玩的很开心吗</d><d p="1015.702,1,25,16777215,1760817946,2,d3008c33,1960642059657031424">太孩子气了</d><d p="1016.688,1,25,16777215,1760809241,11,3509c150,1960569029979079680">玩的挺开心啊</d><d p="1016.661,1,25,16777215,1760818356,11,ca12ec14,1960645496352040960">这还挺还原的</d><d p="1017.7,1,25,16777215,1760845915,4,30b01135,1960876675105568000">笑死</d><d p="1018.062,1,25,16777215,1760834285,11,c9fff04,1960779118866308608">这是神龙斗士火美子的动作</d><d p="1020.353,5,25,16777215,1760854866,10,6563ad2f,1960951759807970048">不，他真的很开心</d><d p="1020.882,1,25,16777215,1760864502,11,5cef6dd0,1961032598247479040">吃喝玩乐也想着小茜</d><d p="1020.521,1,25,16777215,1760890610,3,bc3c4b62,1961251606717050368">好吃的还不忘小茜 磕到了</d><d p="1020.961,1,25,16777215,1760933769,8,1a13f3c0,1961613645943168000">太可爱了</d><d p="1022.228,1,25,16777215,1760837856,6,3b921d3b,1960809076817129472">热知识：林原女王就是火美子日配</d><d p="1024.3,1,25,16777215,1760845927,4,30b01135,1960876774401502720">配音太给力了</d><d p="1024.458,1,25,16777215,1761047596,2,62af1ba5,1962568496345337344">闪光古玉鱼</d><d p="1026.619,1,25,16777215,1760941521,11,94385d82,1961678677838943232">索隆？</d><d p="1030.675,1,25,16777215,1760826125,10,6571dce0,1960710663454536448">拳法的奥秘在于画圈不是直来直往</d><d p="1035.895,5,25,16777215,1760812206,10,39d9a3b3,1960593901480497152">经典套路</d><d p="1035.222,1,25,16777215,1760886107,10,fd375540,1961213831338670592">天津这边也有好多夏天捞金鱼的</d><d p="1036.725,1,25,16777215,1760818030,1,d3008c33,1960642757538878976">笨手笨脚，只会用蛮力</d><d p="1041.068,1,25,16777215,1760852561,10,61185bb3,1960932428781016832">笨手笨脚</d><d p="1053.545,1,25,16777215,1760841614,1,6667c487,1960840600249487872">感觉这里的颜色淡淡的</d><d p="1065.007,1,25,16777215,1761047649,1,62af1ba5,1962568940362894080">老板：我今天爆炸了</d><d p="1074.939,1,25,16777215,1760847381,10,c1747651,1960888973912402944">6</d><d p="1074.14,1,25,16777215,1760857503,1,8e7877d6,1960973884124266240">老闆哪弄來的食人魚</d><d p="1076.933,1,25,16777215,1760808315,10,7d04732e,1960561267077232640">冷知识其实食人鱼胆子特别小欺软怕硬 真要把手伸进去反而不会咬</d><d p="1076.569,5,25,16777215,1760812263,10,39d9a3b3,1960594386082002432">一边玩一边训练</d><d p="1078.475,1,25,16777215,1760901044,11,a094f084,1961339130491591936">其实这一直是个误区，其实食人鱼胆子很小，一般情况下，即使是在饥饿和群聚的情况下，也不会去攻击比自己体型大的活物</d><d p="1078.462,1,25,16777215,1760953999,5,d6a578c,1961783351946098944">食人鱼真的会攻击没有伤口的大型动物吗？</d><d p="1084.746,1,25,16777215,1760853102,10,b6285237,1960936969039467776">为什么老板会有一箱食人鱼哈哈哈哈</d><d p="1086.146,1,25,16777215,1760848408,1,b9a67d9f,1960897586613975808">老板赔死</d><d p="1089.703,1,25,16777215,1761022439,10,3a91a313,1962357466608478464">搞笑桥段不要较真</d><d p="1094.194,1,25,16777215,1760853116,10,b6285237,1960937083493284608">悟了</d><d p="1097.449,5,25,16707842,1760830183,10,1e48b302,1960744707999620864">“天下武功，唯快不破”</d><d p="1098.451,1,25,16777215,1760811181,8,dc5f62e1,1960585305438969344">不不不，火是能量，避无可避呀</d><d p="1099.899,1,25,16777215,1760832136,5,9cd52407,1960761086748039936">但速度够快就可以在热传导过来前收回去</d><d p="1100.056,1,25,16777215,1760833049,3,2ed157d3,1960768749934525440">正常食人鱼很胆小的</d><d p="1104.174,1,25,16777215,1760826229,1,6571dce0,1960711538897946880">速度够快到皮肤还没反应到烫就行了</d><d p="1104.264,1,25,16777215,1760971679,11,2d0c0759,1961931664750592512">我真的笑死了</d><d p="1106.418,1,25,16707842,1760834479,1,5b2446ab,1960780748521319936">不出血食人鱼不会触发攻击</d><d p="1107.784,5,25,15772458,1760811042,1,95b37b54,1960584138935544320">！！芜湖 黄（橘）瞳akane！！</d><d p="1109.198,1,25,16777215,1760885960,10,3bf398f2,1961212596754043648">乱马：比起丢到猫堆里已经算是乐园了</d><d p="1119.806,5,25,15772458,1760885217,10,1e48b302,1961206369688957184">“来来来～来来来～”</d><d p="1121.091,5,25,14811775,1760840285,11,a9580f7d,1960829450857938176">汉服珊璞！</d><d p="1121.17,1,25,16777215,1760971696,11,2d0c0759,1961931806048276992">好友精神的小孩</d><d p="1123.287,5,25,16777215,1760812305,10,39d9a3b3,1960594732867095296">好看</d><d p="1123.529,1,25,16777215,1760823031,9,8da28a7e,1960684714327835648">终于出现了珊璞穿汉服的样子</d><d p="1123.304,1,25,14811775,1760830237,10,1e48b302,1960745156370616576">珊璞终于穿正经汉服了（瞬间好看不少）</d><d p="1124.86,1,25,16777215,1760857572,7,8e7877d6,1960974465639186432">珊璞的造型都蠻可愛</d><d p="1124.532,1,25,16777215,1760893089,8,418f540b,1961272404643281664">嫦娥</d><d p="1125.349,1,25,16777215,1760843779,6,2fdfaed0,1960858758867800576">汉服</d><d p="1126.144,1,25,16777215,1760837637,5,181e28b7,1960807237849692672">好看啊</d><d p="1126.596,1,25,16777215,1760880708,1,3e7fa5b8,1961168542997492992">乱马被咬成花臂了</d><d p="1126.332,1,25,16777215,1760933869,4,1a13f3c0,1961614489862713088">好可爱</d><d p="1128.143,1,25,16777215,1760834105,1,1f55826c,1960777604135247104">（胳膊上全是印子的乱子）</d><d p="1128.465,1,25,16777215,1760851230,1,d3008c33,1960921259441736192">怎么这么矮，太像孩子了</d><d p="1131.753,1,25,16777215,1760880830,1,b558ee96,1961169564754584832">戳哪里了</d><d p="1146.727,5,25,16777215,1760812360,10,39d9a3b3,1960595200070598400">我嘞个西游记三人组</d><d p="1146.631,1,25,16777215,1760818215,10,d3008c33,1960644314892303616">高桥真够喜欢西游记的</d><d p="1147.199,5,25,16777215,1760855031,10,6563ad2f,1960953149590353152">日本人到底有多喜欢西游记啊？</d><d p="1147.226,1,25,16777215,1760965565,10,b19554b9,1961880373101754368">经典合同沙僧</d><d p="1148.315,1,25,16777215,1760826305,8,6571dce0,1960712175215590656">还是西田敏行版的</d><d p="1148.677,1,25,16777215,1760847492,6,c1747651,1960889903621832704">有个河童</d><d p="1150.257,1,25,16777215,1760818250,1,d3008c33,1960644603401618688">呵呵，大师兄也玩高桥手了</d><d p="1151.972,5,25,16777215,1760855058,10,6563ad2f,1960953375822870272">为什么日本人老觉得沙和尚是一个河童呢？</d><d p="1152.595,1,25,16707842,1760852210,4,1e48b302,1960929482542460416">高桥老师好像特别喜欢《西游记》（《犬夜叉》很明显就有致敬《西游记》的元素）</d><d p="1158.92,1,25,16777215,1760845755,5,591eab26,1960875338087791104">棍花</d><d p="1158.474,1,25,16777215,1760899685,11,f8ead842,1961327731941982464">觉得沙僧是水妖呗，日本水妖经典的不就是河童咯</d><d p="1161.642,1,25,16777215,1760901334,11,a094f084,1961341562307009280">因为沙僧是河里的妖怪，而日本知名度最高的河妖就是河童，西游记在日本本土化后，就将他们结合了</d><d p="1162.057,1,25,16777215,1760888550,1,8946e269,1961234321251878912">殴打工作人员</d><d p="1163.124,1,25,16777215,1761047758,8,62af1ba5,1962569860827951872">禁止殴打工作人员</d><d p="1163.04,1,25,16777215,1761100532,10,e5bb7d52,1963012560941212160">那时候中日友好，很多中国元素的。</d><d p="1166.971,1,25,16777215,1760931609,6,999aa170,1961595528639130368">因为他叫沙“河”尚</d><d p="1167.723,1,25,16777215,1760871557,1,56d59f7,1961091775137426432">你这鬼屋够大</d><d p="1176.807,1,25,16777215,1760872009,1,fcd1f6d8,1961095569037078016">伸长吧，金箍棒</d><d p="1190.05,5,25,16777215,1760855110,10,6563ad2f,1960953810998287360">不是，这是十二生肖</d><d p="1204.567,1,25,16777215,1760855418,1,a6c84154,1960956392508847104">汗流浃背了吧，老太婆</d><d p="1207.862,1,25,15138834,1760842481,10,a29c8ec1,1960847868726314496">speed？</d><d p="1215.728,5,25,16777215,1760812458,10,39d9a3b3,1960596019981373696">还是没打过</d><d p="1216.381,5,25,16777215,1760880364,10,726e7fe9,1961165659346212352">细节，可伦胸前的不死鸟丸已经没了。</d><d p="1217.235,1,25,16777215,1760839734,10,6ec79121,1960824830337231616">女乱马敏捷高</d><d p="1225.414,5,25,16777215,1760855150,1,6563ad2f,1960954143321659392">立棍式</d><d p="1225.299,1,25,16777215,1760885340,7,1e48b302,1961207397209506560">仔细看乱马右手上拿着的，就是不死鸟丸</d><d p="1227.42,1,25,16777215,1760837743,10,181e28b7,1960808127730008320">拿到了</d><d p="1230.826,5,25,16777215,1760812478,10,39d9a3b3,1960596189565720832">还有高手</d><d p="1232.466,5,25,16777215,1760809576,1,d1b8e352,1960571844524941824">早乙女乱马；我吃药丸</d><d p="1233.065,1,25,16777215,1760840585,10,b304e834,1960831966827934208">乱马确实是实打实的天才，不过是看过一次示范就学会了</d><d p="1235.215,1,25,16777215,1760887731,10,14e54398,1961227453540700416">麦丽素</d><d p="1244.926,1,25,38979,1760852290,10,1e48b302,1960930155963293696">“姜还是老的辣”啊哈哈哈</d><d p="1245.821,5,25,16777215,1760809603,10,d1b8e352,1960572072720152576">早乙女乱马；烫死我了</d><d p="1245.352,5,25,16777215,1760812505,1,39d9a3b3,1960596411989581568">骗小孩呢搁着</d><d p="1245.886,1,25,15772458,1760885423,7,1e48b302,1961208093178782208">可惜啊可惜，还是“魔高一尺，道高一丈”呀（笑哭）</d><d p="1248.905,5,25,14811775,1760809621,10,d1b8e352,1960572220787705600">天道茜；我泼冷水</d><d p="1249.741,1,25,16777215,1760927547,1,77751ea1,1961561453727691520">补天丹说是</d><d p="1250.387,1,25,16777215,1760839557,10,af7e6f10,1960823345209764352">兵不厌诈</d><d p="1252.382,1,25,16777215,1760818414,1,d3008c33,1960645977732342272">老婆来帮倒忙</d><d p="1253.895,1,25,16777215,1760866241,8,e81e33f,1961047184703185920">里边是食人鱼吧？</d><d p="1257.744,1,25,16777215,1760853296,10,b6285237,1960938590892625408">小茜太好了，永远在乱马身边</d><d p="1257.227,5,25,16707842,1760978655,11,e43b96e,1961990180651544320">反复淬火</d><d p="1259.839,1,25,16777215,1760824229,1,917bf1af,1960694763980855552">是不是玩儿不起</d><d p="1261.52,5,25,14811775,1760809654,10,d1b8e352,1960572493979400448">女生乱马；我哭了</d><d p="1265.064,1,25,15772458,1760852337,10,1e48b302,1960930549799941120">小茜也是实打实的“怪力女子”啊（抱着一水箱的食人鱼就冲过来了）</d><d p="1268.468,1,25,16777215,1760856550,11,5cef6dd0,1960965886751867136">后期为了给乱马退烧甚至能举起冰箱连蹦带跳进卧室的大力女人</d><d p="1272.308,1,25,16777215,1760840632,7,b304e834,1960832360732061952">小茜拿水总是很及时哈哈哈</d><d p="1273.944,1,25,16777215,1760844294,4,8dd168d0,1960863078455974656">小茜也是臂力惊人</d><d p="1276.734,5,25,16777215,1760812537,10,39d9a3b3,1960596685416214272">惨</d><d p="1276.753,1,25,16777215,1760898659,10,d3008c33,1961319122151943680">日本第一怪力女</d><d p="1278.115,1,25,16777215,1760846214,5,30b01135,1960879188776976896">巨力小茜</d><d p="1282.43,1,25,16777215,1760830491,10,1e48b302,1960747289174295552">不够看啊啊啊啊啊啊</d><d p="1284.599,1,25,16777215,1760869973,7,f02532ec,1961078493597595392">盖亚！</d><d p="1286.689,1,25,16777215,1760886113,4,3bf398f2,1961213885193884416">乱马：食人鱼鱼缸啊</d><d p="1287.654,5,25,41194,1760809699,10,d1b8e352,1960572870896376064">早乙女乱马配音 山口胜平</d><d p="1287.974,5,25,14811775,1760809713,10,d1b8e352,1960572992002726656">女生乱马配音 林原惠美</d><d p="1288.332,5,25,14811775,1760809723,2,d1b8e352,1960573073237745152">天道茜配音 日高法子 天道靡配音 高山南 天道霞配音 井上喜久子</d><d p="1288.729,5,25,41194,1760809735,10,d1b8e352,1960573177801961728">旁白配音 绪方贤一</d><d p="1288.769,5,25,41194,1760809802,2,d1b8e352,1960573741340100608">沐丝配音 关俊彦</d><d p="1289.079,5,25,41194,1760809813,2,d1b8e352,1960573834353127168">小乃东风配音 森川智之</d><d p="1289.55,1,25,16777215,1760980474,11,e45dc28f,1962005440980546048">盖亚！</d><d p="1290.627,5,25,41194,1760809769,2,d1b8e352,1960573461110252032">一郎配音 关智一</d><d p="1290.917,5,25,14811775,1760809783,10,d1b8e352,1960573580849283584">珊璞配音 佐久间丽</d><d p="1290.06,5,25,14811775,1760809832,10,d1b8e352,1960573987570962176">可伦配音 真山亚子</d><d p="1290.487,5,25,41194,1760809842,10,d1b8e352,1960574074510443008">天道早云配音 大冢明夫</d><d p="1296.625,1,25,16777215,1760892524,10,ae617a42,1961267660315019520">柯南剧组团建</d><d p="1301.81,1,25,16777215,1760837743,5,5185c144,1960808126890921728">盖亚！</d><d p="1361.067,1,25,16777215,1760838626,10,88af9164,1960815529937941248">今天新乱码1/2第二季已结束，请等待更新。我们下期再见。</d><d p="1363.358,1,25,16777215,1760818499,10,d3008c33,1960646691955374592">要去海滩打西瓜了</d><d p="1363.597,1,25,16777215,1760823332,5,8da28a7e,1960687232763828480">旧版这一部分改成了冬季滑雪打雪球</d></i>